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// Hark! A Good Ship! 
// Story: Beer and a Knife Fight 3: Beer Hard With a Vengeance 
// by PresentPerfect 
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Beer and a Knife Fight 3: Beer Hard With a Vengeance
by Present Perfect

Chapter 7: Hark! A Good Ship!

Later that night, Celestia lay alone in her room, cradling a pint of Double Dipple Fudge Ripple ice cream she had stolen from her sister and some of the swimsuit centerfolds she had stolen from Rarity.  Perhaps the whole fiasco with Twilight could have been avoided if she'd exercised a little more self-restraint and not mind-controlled quite so many ponies.  But, if the moans of pleasure echoing through the Palace were any indicator, Twilight was happy being with Luna, and so maybe the whole experience had been worth it anyway.  Her sister, bratty daddy's girl though she was, deserved nice things.

She just knew they were gonna have, like, a million babies.

Suddenly and without any warning, Discord appeared!

"Celestia," he cried, "I am in your room now!"

He fixed Celestia with a smoldering look that removed any thought of complaint or protest.  He was wearing a doublet, which had mysteriously come open, revealing his rippling abs.  If Celestia was being completely honest with herself, he was looking so handsome.

A flood of memories returned to her: picnics in the Everfree Forest; laughing and splashing in the great, churning waterfalls; nights spent in the high tower of the castle, away from the prying eyes of both parents and little sibling.  She had later told herself that it had just been a phase, part of an adolescent filly's rebellion against her world-destroying parents.

But in that moment, she realized: she and Discord had really had a good thing back then.  Who needed Twilight what's-her-face?

"Oh Discord!" she cried, swooning.

Discord scooped her into his arms.  "Celestia, my love.  I knew that triple-mind-controlling your sister into mind-controlling you into mind-controlling her and you and Twilight and myself was the surest way to get Twilight and Luna together so that I could have you all to myself!"

"How convoluted!" She moaned, gazing deliriously into his mismatched eyes.  "That must have been why I was having intrusive, out-of-character thoughts!"

"Indeed it was!"

"Oh, Discord," she said again, double-swooning, "let's do it!"

"Yes," he said, and laid her upon the bed.  "And I will leave my head on."

As Discord kissed along her neck, Celestia cried out in the purest ecstasy of true love.

"Oh, Discord, this is just like in my fanfictions!"

Discord turned and gave you a pointed look.

"Isn't it just?"