It's night, and Spike arrives back at the castle from Appleoosa. He was about to head to his room, but Twilight, Starlight, Rarity, and Applejack reached him before he could go in. "Hey, Spike.", Twilight said.
"Hey, Twilight.", Spike said. "I was just going to get ready for bed."
Twilight was nervous to see Spike's reaction to his room being destroyed. "You don't want to go in there.", she said.
Spike got confused. "Why?", he asked.
"A bunch of shit's been going on.", Applejack said.
"Remember, it's just stuff, everything's replaceable.", Starlight said.
Spike scoffed as Twilight opened the door for him. He widen his eyes, entered the room, and looked around. "Oh man.", he said. "What in-- What in the world, Twilight?"
"This was Rainbow Dash, McJuggerNuggets, McJuggerNuggets's dad.", Twilight said.
Spike growled.
"Calm down.", Twilight said.
"Oh crap.", Spike muttered. "How did they end up over here?"
"He came to The Crystal Empire, started a bunch of shit with the princesses, and now he wanted to see what was in the castle.", Twilight said.
"And you knew what was in the castle.", Spike said.
"I knew what was in the castle, he didn't know what was in the castle.", Twilight said.
"So, he broke in.", Rarity said.
"Why would you let him break into the castle?", Spike asked.
"I didn't let him break into anything.", Twilight said.
"Look at this, it's all of my stuff, it's now tore up to death.", Spike said.
"What did I do?", Twilight asked. "He came into the castle."
"It is not Twilight's fault.", Applejack said.
"I didn't let him in here, we tried to get rid of him.", Twilight said. "I was scared to death while his dad chucked your statue against the wall."
"Who are these guys, Twilight?", Spike asked.
"I don't know, some psychopaths.", Twilight guessed. "It's not a big deal, Spike."
"Oh man, so it's all out of range on my stuff.", Spike said.
"Yeah.", the four ponies said.
"Why?", Spike asked.
"Because, he thought there was something hidden in the castle.", Twilight said.
"Yeah, he's crazy.", Starlight said.
"How dumb does that sound, girls?", Spike asked.
"It sounds ridiculous.", Twilight said.
"He took the picture of us, except for Starlight, we came in here, then his dad lost it, he snapped.", Twilight said.
"I'll tell you what, I've had it, girls.", Spike said.
Twilight picked up the crystals that broke off the wall and threw them to the ground.
"I've freaking had it, Twilight.", Spike snarled. "He busted in the Crystal Empire with a fake spear-"
"The reason why Rainbow Dash was destroying stuff, because she thought, you were now going to sleep with her instead of here.", Twilight said.
"How did I know somepony was going to come down here with some guy who has anger issues?", Spike asked.
"He decapitated your Rarity plush toy that Rarity gave you.", Twilight said.
"I don't know what the hell these creatures are doing here, but they need to get out of here, because I'm about to do something that's not going to be cool.", Spike said.
"Don't go overboard, it's stuff.", Applejack said.
"I don't are that it's fake Psycho Dad or Psycho Kid, some act web series bullcrap.", Spike snarled. "He wants to see real, I'll show him real."
"Don't go crazy, it's just stuff.", Rarity said.
"I'm calm like a bomb, girl, I'm calm like a bomb, I'm not going to act up and flip my lid.", Spike said. "Also, I did promise Rainbow Dash I'd sleep with her for a few days. And of course, psycho circus freak's running in the Crystal Empire with a fake spear on your brother and crap. If I was there, I would've gone over there and kicked the snot out of him. I would want to crack his head-- Mmm, I don't want to go too dark."
"I feel sick right now.", Twilight said.
"And after all of that, he brings his dad?", Spike asked. "He brings his dad, starts all of that bullcrap, and wanted to figure out who you guys are? I can't believe all of this."
"Hey, my plan is: we go to his place and destroy ALL OF HIS STUFF!", Twilight snarled. "But, we'll be in prison if we do that."
"I would absolutely want to do that.", Starlight said.
"I just don't believe that why destroyed the house, girls.", Spike said.
"He even crushed your desk.", Applejack said.
Spike walked over to his desk and looked at it. "Hell no.", he muttered. "Thanks, appreciate that, Psycho Dad." He picked up a piece of his desk and chucked against the wall. "Psycho Freaking Dad!" He picked up another and did the same.
"Chill, Spike.", Twilight said.
"That's what I'm going to do to Psycho Dad!", Spike snapped. "McJuggerNuggets's punk ass." He lifted his bed up and swung it against the wall. "His fake bullcrap."
"Calm, Spike.", Twilight said. "I got to say, I'm pissed to."
"Oh yeah.", Spike snarled. "I'll barn on his ass."