What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?

Snips flapped his wings. He proceeded to shoot straight up in the air, because he was an alicorn for no apparent reason. As for Snails, his head was currently stuck in the ground because he was now the (princess?) of broken logic.

And by that broken logic, being an alicorn now meant that flapping your wings once will turn you into a rocket ship.

Also, Fluttershy is now a rober.

And she's currently robing Rarity.

"Why thank you, Fluttershy," Rarity said after her robe was put on, "Is there anything else you'd like to help with?"

Fluttershy shook her head, and promptly left.

Later that day, Twilight was flooded with dozens of requests to arrest "robber Fluttershy", all because of a single typo on her flyers.

Because f*** logic.


*Keyboard explosion noises*