Evil has a suit and tie
He can’t go to work a slob.
Evil works an eternal shift
At an office job.
Evil puts his brother on hold
No visits from out of town.
Evil misses his family very much
He’s always feeling down.
Evil has a thankless job
His salary comes in late.
Evil rubs his burning forehead
All he gets is hate.
Evil donates money to charity
Might as well keep up the act.
Evil looks out the window and cries.
He has a life long contract