"RING! RING! RING!" The alarm clock rang. A figure arose from his bed, rubbing his eyes, trying to find the source of the sound. "Ughhh, 5 more minutes..." He mumbled, as he lay back down on his bed. The alarm clock paid no attention to the man's words as it continued to rang. The man, seemingly have had enough, proceeded to smash the alarm clock. The machine finally stopped its assault. The mysterious figure got off his bed and stretched. It was another normal day for him.
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"Breakfast, Breakfast, Breakfast!" I said aloud to myself as I made my way to the canteen. I just finished putting on my clothes and made my way out of the Boys' Dorm.
As I reached the bustling canteen, I hear a familiar voice call out to me, " Yo Chris! Over here!" My roomate/best friend, Adrian, was calling out to me at one of the tables.
We had met during our highschool years and had grown closer ever since. I made my way to the table, "Jeez, do you have to yell so early in the freaking morning?"
Adrian just laughed and responded, "C'mon dude! It's Sunday! We get a free day off! I'm finally glad to be out of this shithole"
To those of you who don't know, every Sunday and Monday, we get a free day off. Which means that we get to leave campus and all that good stuff. I usually just hang out at my club though. There's nothing much for me to do out there in the real world. I haven't got a job, my family lives far away from me, and the only thing I have from my family is a gun I keep under my bed. My father gave it to me before I left for college, saying that it is for protection. I never really used it unless I'm out with my bike. Yeah I know it's boring but hey! At least I get to practice my sword fighting. That's my club by the way. Swordfighting, it might seem fun to you but let me tell you...when you first join it, it fucking sucks. They teach you the basics and stuff like learning how to do the proper stance, learning how to handle the blade. It's a nightmare, but once you complete it, you get to handle the real deal. Anyways, if I'm bored, I can just take my bike for a spin around town. Seems to always cure my boredom. I'm not talking about a bicycle by the way.
Anyways, I told my friend, "Yeah, yeah. I know you got your family to visit or some shit." Adrian chuckled, "Damn right!"
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After breakfast, me and Adrian exchange our goodbyes as he left to go visit his family. I walked towards my club homeroom. As I neared there, I could hear a familiar tune play out...
~My Little Pony~
~I used to wonder what friendship could be!~
~Myyyyyyyyyy~
"Is that? No wait...what the fuck!?" I thought to myself as I rushed towards the door of my club. I yanked the door opened and found one of the members, Connor, watching an episode of My Little Pony on his phone! "Dude...What.The.Fuck." I muttered out.
He looked up from his phone and grinned at me sheepishly. "Hehe, H-hey dude! Wh-what's up?" He said to me trying to act normal. I could see through his bullshit.
"You motherfucker," I said to him. Now for those of you who are confused to why I said that, let me explain. A few days ago, Connor AKA The hypocrite fuck, told me off for watching My Little Pony. This motherfucker told me that Princess Luna was not best Princess. At that moment I wanted to rip his head off. He basically went on about how the show was for little girls and that people like him who are, 'Grown Man' , don't watch childish shows. I told him he should not criticize something he hasn't experienced. He just kept going on and on about his ramble.
So now, back to the situation. I have three options what I can do to him. Option A : Beat the shit out of him. Option B : Let it go (Frozen-Style) or Option C : Challenge him to a swordfighting duel. Alright, so Option B was never gonna happen. I'm am getting revenge on this fucker. Option A seems like a good idea, but it would probably get me expelled...so that left me with Option C. Meh, fuck it. Let's put my skills to the test!
"Connor Smith, I, Christopher Plainfield challenge you to a SwordFight battle tomorrow after school. The winner gets to make a forfeit for the loser!" I bellowed towards him.
He stared at me, wide-eyed before proceeding to nod his head and saying, "Fine, I'll accept your challenge. Good luck being my slave for a week!" Ohh, I see how it is. This cocky motherfucker was definitely going down. I then headed towards the training room to practice. I chose my wooden sword, The 'Red Avian'.
Now let me quickly explain something about these wooden swords. They are replicas of real swords. Once we finish the basics, you basically get your own blade. You can either make a custom blade from a shop or you can pick a sword that the college has to offer. I chose to customize my own blade from a well known anime shop. What? Don't judge. So basically, the college will then make a replica of your sword but this time, they will make it into wooden swords. You catch my drift? The wooden swords are basically replicas of our real swords. They don't allow us to use real shit. We only use the real stuff when we are practicing on our own.
Alright so moving on, chose my 'Red Avian' and started walking towards the dummy that was in the middle of the room. Once i was in a close enough distance, I started to slash at the dummy. Bits of hay started to fall down from the dummy as I continued my relentless attack. I kept slashing at the dummy and even did a few rolls to simulate I was dodging the dummy's attack.
"STAR BURST STREAM!!!" I yelled as I did my final attack. Finally, after I was done with my slaughter, I looked around to see the destruction I had cause. There was bits of hay everywhere. The dummy...didn't even look like a dummy. It looked destroyed. "Ah shit...probably have to clean this up...." I thought to myself. I did not think of the consequences did I? Now I have to clean all this up...Fuck it.
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10 minutes later...
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"Phew! Finally done!" I was finally finished cleaning up the mess I made when I realized it was already sundown. I then place my sword back to where it belonged and started to walk towards the Boys' Dorm. Can't wait for tomorrow. That cocky bitch is going down! FOR EQUESTERIA!
In case some of you were wondering what 'Red Avian' looks like,
