Log Date: 7 19 3
Prologue Entry (I)
Audio Recorded by: Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG
“Clods Clods Clods Clods Clods! You insufferable pebble-brained Clods! I understand the Gem technology on this former colony is severely outdated but such miscalculations are absolutely unacceptable! Even the most simple-minded of Rubies could operate these warp pads with greater effectiveness! *sigh* My current predicament is such that I am now currently stranded in an unknown dimension after a malfunction with the Temple’s warp pad, most likely due to the humorous but still inappropriately timed mischief of Amethyst. I have no means of returning back to Earth and my attempts to contact the Gems have proven fruitless. In spite of all this, I am a certified Kindergartner, and as such I refuse to let my current situation hinder my progress on the completion of the drill. If anything, this merely a minor hindrance to our progress at best. Once I devise a solution to return home to Earth, we shall promptly resume our progress towards completing the drill and saving the world from the horrific and cataclysmic emergence of the Cluster.”
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Log Date: 7 21 3
Prologue Entry (II)
Audio Recorded by: Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG
“*panicked laughter* I’m going to die here. This infernal forest will be my final resting place, I’ll be shattered!
*transmission cuts out*
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*transmission resumes*
“Many of the life forms of this dimension are similar to the organisms found on Earth; the Avian and Mammalian genuses in particular exhibit near identical behaviours and biology to their counterparts on Earth, and then there are other horrific abominations of this dimension... like the three-headed serpentine corrupted Gem that made its attempt at devouring me! I am a Homeworld technician, I’m no Quartz warrior! I’m not trained to deal with this madness!”
*distressed wailing in the background*
*transmission cuts out*
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*transmission resumes*
“I have made the discovery of a peculiar structure. Similarly shaped to the large plant like organisms that Steven once referred to as ‘Trees’, it appears to be composed entirely of a crystalline substance. After several miserable attempts to establish contact with Steven and the rest of the Crystal Gems, I have concluded that this structure is not of Homeworld origin, nor a communication beacon as was my original hypothesis. Whatever this structure is, it is of no use to me. I press on in my search for intelligent life in this clod of a dimension”
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Log Date: 7 23 3
Prologue Entry (III)
Audio Recorded by: Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG
“Finally, after a number of days stranded in this boreal death trap, I seem to have found civilization, no doubt due to my superior Kindergarten certification. Granted, my salvation from the forest must also be accredited to a localized faction of enforcers who refer to themselves as ‘the Cutie Mark Crusaders’. However, the intelligent life forms of this dimension are, shall I say, irregular in comparison to Humans or Gems. I initially thought the intelligent life forms on Earth were bizarre (and biologically inferior to Gem kind) but oh my stars! The intelligent lifeforms in this dimension are laughably inferior to Gem kind and even appear to make humans seem advanced. These species refer to themselves as ‘Ponies’ which, according to my research from Earth, is a name given to the lesser Equine genus of Earth. While they appeared to be advanced enough to have developed speech, organized society and structurally sound architecture, I highly doubt that they will be able to assist me effectively in returning to Earth, but remaining in the settlement of ‘Ponyville’ is much more favorable than the alternative. I will continue to document my findings of this dimension for future reference. Peridot out.”
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