//------------------------------// // Chapter 17 // Story: I Just Walk Away // by madhat886 //------------------------------// Yggdrasil is the heavenly supercomputer which organizes and runs the section of the universe, under the care of that sections gods and demons. In their sector of space the computer allows the gods and demons to bend reality to their will. That was until today where they're all been locked out and unable to do anything even Kami and Hild the leaders of the gods and demons couldn't do anything. "This doesn't make sense!" Skuld shouted having come back to heaven to try to fix the problem. But every turn she couldn't do anything, she was completely locked out. She wasn't alone as Belldandy and Urd also been called back to help. "It's like someone used the master control," Peorth said. "Who could do that?" Belldandy ask. "What about Hild?" Urd ask. "Nope think again," Hild said as a screen appeared who is in the main control room of Hell. Demons are all working to regain control of the computer with as much luck as the gods. "So it's not you?" Kami ask who step out of his office to see if anyone managed to make more progress then him. "Of course not. If I could do something like this, I would had done it long ago. For something like this to happen where both sides are lock out would be higher on the ladder then either you or me," Hild said. "Higher then either of you?" Marller ask looking at her boss. "Yes there are beings higher then them," a new voice said. Turning to the voice the gods and demons saw it's a man with white hair and dress in a clown like clothing without the makeup. And he's riding on top of a giant cat, that is floating in the air. Both Kami and Hild eyes widen seeing someone that they haven't seen in eons. "What are you doing here?" Hild ask looking worried with Kami sharing the same worried look on his face. Which shocked all the gods and demons seeing their bosses worried. "Care to explain Kami?" the man ask. "He is Shinkohyo who is while technically a demon immortal, he isn't from Hell. He normally restricts himself to the concern of staving off the ennui of millennia, by just standing off to the side watching. He finds great amusement in watching the unfolding of interesting events through his all seeing senrigan. He rides on Kokutenko a spiritual beast and wields Raikouben a immense lightning summoning weapon," Kami explains. "And he's the one who oversees all the gods and demons in our sector of the universe," Hild said. (1) "Our section?" Urd ask. "You really think that in the vast space of this universe that there's only one planet with life. Or that there is only one tree? Or that Kami and Hild are the only ones like them? That on other planets there aren't any life like humans and there aren't any gods or demons?" Shinkohyo asked. "Yes," Skuld said. Shinkohyo turns to Kami and Hild. "I see that both of you haven't told anything to your underlings. Did you two also claim to have created everything?" "They didn't?" Urd ask making both Kami and Hild to glare at her to shut up. "I see. That would explain why there are so many problems," Shinkohyo said letting out a puff of air. "This won't look good on your work review." "You have been spending more time with the more advance races in this sector," Kokutenko said. "Review?" Skuld ask. "Yes a review on how well they have been doing their jobs and how good they are in keeping order. Which Hild for demon standards is doing well. But for Kami with how out of control the gods under him were before mortals stop believing in them and them unable to interact with them on a large scale. Well it's not looking good for you," Shinkohyo said making Kami sweat. "Excuse me?" Belldandy spoke up. "How do you know Hild and Kami?" "I'm their boss," Shinkohyo said shocking all the gods and demons. "Or one of many managers who oversees gods and demons like them in this sector of the universe. Making sure that everything is going well and that they're doing their jobs right. After humans became self aware, both Kami and Hild were place in charge of this sector of space. Earth being out of the way, like an island in the middle of a sea is the reason why, I hadn't visited sooner. And why this is my first job review I'm giving them. That and all the others whose races still believe in them have been busy over seeing their races spreading out to other planets. While both Kami and Hild haven't been doing their jobs, which is to serve the races who believe in them, by looking after them and giving them hope. Kami your brother Frawn race the Cesis have made galaxy spanning empire as well as Hild your sister Reaq is the most well known demon in that empire." "What?" Hild ask just as two screens appeared and two beings who look like Kami and Hild appeared but different. "Hi brother it's been awhile," Frawn said who looks like Kami but in better shape and looks younger then him. "Sister, I see you're still the loser you have always been," Reaq smirks at her sister who is fuming seeing her sister again. Who is still better looking then she is in every way possible. "Why are you two here?" Kami ask. "Yes why?" Hild glared at her sister. She reminds herself that she does have something that her sister doesn't have, a daughter. She doesn't contact her sister but she does keep an eye on how she's doing with the demons in her section, which is even better then her. But she managed to start a family while her sister hasn't started one. "To see how badly you two mess things up," Reaq said before eying her niece Urd. "So you're my niece. Well at least my little sister did something right for a change." "One thing, I got that on you and the best," Hild smirks at her sister who is doing her best not to show not having a child of her own isn't bothering her. "And to see you two lose your standing with your underlings and board-casting this to the other gods and demons. I mean you two filling your underlings heads that you two are the highest beings in the whole universe and the ones who control everything. You two are just too full of yourselves and haven't earn anything. Like Garon who has the race of the planet he serves thinking he's the creator but unlike you two who only moved in on a planet with life already on it. He went and work on a lifeless planet and made life, so while he's still full of it, at least he did create life on his planet," Frawn explains. "So you two went and got us lock us out!" Hild growled. "Nope," Reaq said. "Both of us haven't thought of either of you two for eons. Too busy with working in a wide galaxy empire to bother. While you two have been keeping track of our progress with ours." "While Hild followed Reaq's lead in ruling her demons fairly and not just killing, tormenting, or raping them for fun. You little brother have let the gods under you run out of control uncheck. While that has happen to me under my watch, I have a galaxy wide empire with many planets and races. While you on the other hand just have one small planet. I never understood why you are our parents favorite when, I'm the one who does everything better," Frawn said. "Then who did?" Kami ask. "That's me dipshits!" a new screen appearing showing Rick on it. "RICK!" the gods and demons all shouted at once. "That's right assholes, I'm back," Rick said. "I'm the one who called your boss on you for messing up big time. You should see the looks on your faces dipshits." "Why don't you come here and say that to my face!" Hild growled. "Better idea. You come to my universe where you'll be completely depowered leaving you mortal like me," Rick snorted as he took a drink from his flask. "And seeing how you two asses with their heads up their asses don't tell their underlings what's real. Let me tell you dipshits what's what. Gods and demons once they crossover to another universe like mine, lose all of their powers no matter who they are." "It's too keep gods and demons from different universes from warring with each other or taking over other universes. Those universes usually depower all magic, divine, and demonic powers, no matter who or what they are, even someone like me. And they act as buffer zones between universes with powerful beings in them," Shinkohyo explains. "What did they do?" Urd ask wondering what her parents did to get their boss to come down on them. "Just a little something called, The Soul Society which is ruled by a demon called the Soul King who you two allowed to create his own afterlife for some dumb reason," Rick stated causing all the gods and demons of Earth to stare at their bosses. "The Soul King who you two have kept hidden from the other gods and demons has been feeding off the souls he has taken from around Japan for thousands of years. The afterlife he has created is completely out of control with souls being able to have children and have almost no limits in what they can do. I'm surprise that they haven't destroyed the planet with the power you two allowed them to gain. Which is why, I have locked all of you out of the system to fix the problem. But it seems that the deal you two made with the Soul King is so hard wired into the computer the only way to get rid of him is to take him out of Soul Society to kill him as otherwise it would cause his afterlife to be destroyed along with the planet. Or do a complete reboot that will delete all you gods and demons connected to this world," Shinkohyo said to Kami and Hild. "WHAT!" Skuld shouted out. "We... be... deleted?" Belldandy ask. "Yup," Rick smirks. "You really mess things up big time," Frawn said to Kami. "Wow this is really big. I can't wait to tell the rest of the family how big of a loser you are," Reaq said to Hild. "And seeing how the deal doesn't let any god or demon from interacting with anything to do with the Soul King. I would simply delete you all and hope that the next head god and demon do a better job," Shinkohyo said to Kami and Hild who are scared of being deleted like all the others. "But unfortunately you're being saved thanks to me," Rick said. "What is this going to cost us?" Hild ask. "You hate us," Kami said. "Yup, I do and would had just called your boss over just to see you all be deleted and watch as it happens. But some customers of mine are on your world right now," Rick said. "Let me guess you have them doing something for you jerk," Skuld said to Rick not liking him one bit. And it isn't because he's smarter then she is. "What's the matter jail bait? Still mad that, I hack your files and made you fart out rainbows till you begged me to stop it?" Rick mocks her. "Of course, I just got tried of you farting out rainbows and me seeing it." (2) "That was a horrible thing to do," Belldandy said to Rick getting angry which is causing the other gods around her to step back as they seen her angry before and once is enough. "Shut it cock tease," Rick snaps at her causing all the gods and demons eyes to widen at Rick trying to set off Belldandy. "WHAT!" Belldandy growls showing anger and gods around her to get as far from her. "You heard me. Still have that boy toy of yours lust sealed away so that he can never fuck you?" Rick ask. Belldandy eyes widen hearing that. "Don't worry about it. I called him earlier and told him all about it," Rick said enjoying Belldandy's face breaking out into terror before teleporting away. "Keeping mortals from loving any of your underlings," Shinkohyo said eyeing Kami. "You know Tophat doesn't like that." "Did you... call her?" Kami ask completely scared out of his mind. "Not yet. Tophat and the other Hats are too busy to bother checking every universe one by one. I just submit my report as always and see if she decides to increase the punishment you and Hild are going to receive," Shinkohyo said. "As for my customers, they're doing this all on their own. They only came to me for ghost hunting gear and learning what they're planning on doing. Which is to bring down the Soul King seeing how unfair things are in Soul Society, after I mention that if the one who rules an afterlife is beaten and taken out of their realm and that there are other afterlifes then all the souls in it and rules set are voided and another afterlife ruler takes over. I just didn't mention all of you dipshits and only told them there's more then one afterlife in this universe. Which reminds me, I need to set things up for them," Rick said as a clear glass container was teleported to Yggdrasil. "Who are they?" Urd ask worried that is shared with everyone else. "Watch," Rick said bringing up another screen. ! On Earth - "Obstruction detected, composition: wood and alloy supplemented by spiritual resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: zero percent!" Yes Man said as he stood in front of the small shop owned by Kisuke Urahara who is hiding in his store with his employees Tessai Tsukabishi, Jinta Hanakari, and Ururu Tsumugiya from the robot that showed up out of nowhere. They couldn't use any of their powers as the robot had used an energy wave that depowered them. Yoruichi had tried to make a run for it, but Yes Man had simply blasted her with his arm blaster that left nothing behind. Which is why the front door is barricaded by anything the spirit reapers could get their hands on. Urahara had tried to call the Visored by phone for help but got nothing. "What do we do?" Ururu ask not wanting to be step on. "Let's call Ichigo," Tessai said. "He's be in school," Jinta pointed out. Ichigo suddenly burst in from the backdoor with his friends and classmates who had followed them. All of their fellow classmates are all wondering what's going on, with the robot and the 6 fairies flying around Orihime. Ichigo held Muggy and had followed the directions Muggy gave him to find where he came from. "You won't believe what happen. This robot Muggy went and used some kind of energy thing that depowered us and made everyone be able to see Orihime's fairies," Ichigo explains. "Girls stop that!" Orihime said to her female classmates who are trying to grab her fairies. Uryu and Chad are doing their best to hold them back, as the fairies hide behind Orihime. "Hey that robot looks like the one that blasted Yoruichi," Tessai said. "What?" Ichigo ask. The front door was blasted to pieces along with the stuff used to barricade it. Rolling out of the smoke is Yes Man was has been upgraded. Unlike the other securitrons his body been heavily modified, two round shields on the sides of it's torso and two smaller ones on it's shoulders. And on the top of it's body looks like a small eyebot. Once inside the building the four shields and eyebot detract themselves from Yes Man. The two shields on the torso unfolded themselves revealing themselves to be Serv-O-Droid DUM-Series Pit Droids, but modified with larger heads that are heavily armored and their eye being able to fire eye blasts. The two smaller shields revealed to be hovering turret drones armed with twin blasters, and the thing on top of Yes Man's body is a small eyebot. Yes Man was rebuilt to be like Soundwave being able to deploy smaller robots to aide him in battle. Which Muggy is also one of Yes Man's drones with him being place on Yes Man's back. "Greetings, I am Yes Man and I'm here to trap the spirits into the main container," Yes Man said. "And don't forget about me," Muggy said waving to Yes Man which Ichigo still held him. "Container? Trap? Like Ghostbusters?" Orihime ask. "Yes," Yes Man said as he and his mini bots blasted Urahara and his workers sending them to the containers where the other spirits are being held. "So what do we do?" Uryu ask as spirits are one thing but robots with energy weapons and without powers is another. "In coming transmission," Yes Man said as his face was replaced by Twilight's face on the tv screen. "Hello there, I'm Twilight. I know you are worried what happen to your ghost friends but don't worry they're along with others are being held in ghost buster like containers," Twilight said. "What about your deadly robots armed with energy weapons?" Chad ask as fighting spirits with swords are one thing but against energy weapons is another. (3) "As long as you don't try to leave till our operations are over then none of you be harm," Twilight explains. "Also put Muggy down." "Right," Ichigo said putting Muggy on the ground who quickly rolled over to Yes Man. "And don't worry about your friends in the spirit world they're safely contained in the ghost traps and while tightly packed inside they won't died. Here you can talk with your friend Rukia," Twilight said as the TV screen turn static. "Rukia are you ok?" Ichigo ask before the tv screen cleared up revealing Rukia. "DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OK!" Rukia growled finding herself in a very lewd situation. The invaders weapons would hit any soul and trap them inside a cage of some kind. Which are a pair, one from men and one for women. That are already full of Arrancar who were trap along with the rogue reapers. With all of females trap in a small tight space that seems to only expand as more of them are sealed inside. All the females with her are stuck in whatever position they find themselves in. Which in her case is her head trap between the bust of Yoruichi, Isane, Retsu, Rangiku, Kukaku, Harribel, Mila Rose, and Nemu. All of them are circled around her with their chest thrust outwards and breasts mash around Rukia's head giving her a taste of marshmallows hell. Which caused the Karakura student's with the main four to either blush namely the girls and the boys and Chizuru to drool at the sight. "It's not great for me either," Rangiku said as she's the one in front of Rukia and the one whose breasts she's talking into. "We would move if we could," Isane said wondering who is it who has their face pressing on her butt. "I wish I was there," Chizuru moans wanting to be in Rukia's place. "Fine be like that," Trixie voice said as she took the container and began shaking it and the reapers inside of it. The tv screen went static before clearing up once the shaking stopped. When the scene came back on, Rukia was in the same position but this time all the women around her were all bend over and their butts are pressing on her face. "YOU CALL THIS BETTER!" Rukia shouted out more red face then before and hoping no one is feeling gassy. "So lucky," Chizuru crying as all the good stuff happens to Rukia. Which earn her weird looks from her classmates. "Some people are just never happy," Twilight said her face reappearing. "Why are you doing this?" Orihime ask. "Oh just invading the spirit world and take down the Soul King that's all," Twilight said. "WHAT?" the four who just been to Soul Society shouted out. "You heard me. Once we catch him and remove him from Soul Society he will no longer be the ruler of that afterlife," Twilight said. "There's more then one afterlife?" Chad ask. "Did you really see people from other countries while there? Everyone in Soul Society are just the ones in Japan and surrounding area. Why you think there aren't that many dark skin people there?" Twilight ask. "Oh yeah," Chard's friends said looking at Chad who is the only person from another country in their school. (4) "With how bad things are in Soul Society and the Soul King being the reason why Hollows are even around. Me and my friends are controlling drones and leading an army of robots who are all armed with ghost blasting blasters that teleport any ghost into a container. One for men and one for women. And using a modified EMP wave that depowers all ghosts within range," Twilight explains. The screen change to an overview of Soul Society being overrun by a robot army. The students could see Fallout robots fighting along side with Star Wars battle droids of all types and fans spotted hulking B3 battle droids. In the air are Droid Tri-fighters and Vulture droids, blasting reapers and destroying positions. The robots have pushed back the reapers to the center of the city and with most of the captains and their lieutenants left the reapers leaderless, as they were the first ones who were targeted by the flying robots when the invasion started. "It took a lot of time in resetting their energy weapons to have ghost blasting modes," Twilight said as her face reappeared. "We got most of the captains and lieutenants during the start of the battle. The rest of the reapers are useless as they don't really fight against foes who fight above their level." (5) "There are the royal guards," Ichigo said. "Oh we're not only attacking the city but the royal palace too," Twilight said. The screen changed showing the royal palace, with Kasumi and Sunset leading a battalion of robots blasting the royal guards who only number less then a dozen strong. The screen change again to show, Naruto and Trixie controlling the robots in a control room. Then change again as Twilight is shown inside the Omnidriod control center controlling the massive robot as it tore through the palace of the Soul King. Then the screen change to first person view as the Omnidroid finally found the Soul King who is limbless and incase in crystal. Then the Soul King was blasted and teleported to his very own special container. ! Back at Yggdrasil - The Soul King blink as he found himself awake and sealed in a container and back in Yggdrasil. He look around and saw Kami and Hild on a screen glaring at him. Then he saw the contract he made with both of them appeared on a computer screen and the words voided appeared on it as he broke a clause in the contract. That he must never leave the afterlife he created. He was then blasted by the inbuilt Emotion ray built in the container, making him feel guilt and shame for the first time ever, he actually felt emotions that gods and demons can't feel. And the reason was simple, as he broke down sobbing and drop to the floor of the container. (6) "You gods and demons act so tough but one blast from an Emotion Gun and you all just break down sobbing and crying for forgiveness. Which is why you will never catch me praying or respecting you pieces of shit," Rick said. "I'm very disappointed in you two for allowing someone like this to make such a contract. His own personal afterlife and these hallows and reapers running wild. You two need to remember who you two need to serve, and I mean all of you," Shinkohyo said to Kami and Hild and all of their minions. "Want me to setup a big wide range Emotion Gun?" Rick ask wanting to get in on this. "There's no need," Shinkohyo said as he made a keyboard appear in front of him. "User Shinkohyo. Clearance Level Hat. Activation of Code - Emotion." With those command inputted into the World Tree of Earth all the gods and demons all were given emotions of that of mortals. Making them feel the emotions that they were never given before as they were never given to them in the first place. And now all of them felt the unknown emotions, feeling for the first time ever the guilt and shame for their past actions. And all of them broke down as they couldn't handle the new emotions making them feel and think as a mortal, as a human that they were always meant to serve, never to rule over or do as they please with them. "Well sister you may have a daughter but at least, I never did anything to get a Code Emotion done to me or any of my demons," Reaq said coldly watching her sister breaking down. "And little brother you had this coming for a very long time. Allowing your gods under you use the mortals as their play things. You're lucky that Shinkohyo didn't just delete you like others who did the same as you," Frawn said enjoying the sight of his brother breaking down sobbing. "Well it's been fun but, I got work and watching these shits crying just gets boring," Rick said closing his screen. ! Dimension G-2963 Rick shuts down his connection to that universe as he had his fun and brought up another. The news of the destruction of the Citadel of Ricks sector A-82 is still making big time news and how Rick C-137 was the cause of it and killed all the high members of A-82 Council of Ricks. Rick had to admit that Rick C-137 is something to be able to take down both the galactic government and the Council of Ricks at the same time. But he just left too many bodies in his wake. The surviving Rick of sector A-82 would just join with the nearest Council close to their dimension, as it's not like this is the first time a Citadel of Ricks was destroyed for one reason or another. (7) A screen pop up as a white haired woman appeared on it. She kind of looks like Rick's sister but took much better care of herself then he did. She looks younger then her real age, both due to her taking care of herself and some genetic engineering. "Hello Rick G-2963," she greeted him. "Hello Rita F-7823," Rick greeted his female counterpart. (8) "I saw your update and, I must say you did a nice job with your group," Rita said. "Well, I can't say your group hasn't done well for themselves either," Rick said as like him, Rita is selling weapons and tech to the gender bender counterparts of Twilight and her gang of friends. Who are having the very same adventures as his group are having. "Yes, I have been selling my boys some of my best work," Rita said. "So have, I," Rick said. "Rita N-727 and Rick H-728 both lost their groups. Which from what, I heard is because they been selling them equipments that they sold high but are cheaply made," Rita said. "Now that's just bad workmanship," Rick said. "Yes and now even the shit eating Ricks and Ritas are making fun of them," Rita said. "Oh man that's good," Rick said as when the shit eaters are making fun of you. Means that you really messed up, big time. "Yes it is. I hope you don't make the same mistake in selling bad products. It just makes you look bad in the end," Rita said as she's been posting what her little group of universe hopping adventures are doing with her work that she's been selling to them. And her business has been picking up because of it. "No way. I'm not going to do that. Besides it's more fun for me in selling stuff to my group and watching them use it, then it is watching another Rick or Rita doing it," Rick said. "It is more fun and makes more money," Rita said. "Yup that's so true," Rick said agreeing.