Lab Horse

by TheMajorTechie


Log 4055: Gargamel

Well then. So apparently, after all the ruckus about me not being human and someone realizing that I lived with Delmar, things didn't exactly turn out well.

While I was staring out the one-way window, I noticed that Delmar was in a pretty bad mood. Turns out that he'd been fired for the chaos that resulted from before, so now we're floating on the few thousand that he's got left.

And during the time Delmar spent passed out last night, he must've dreamt of Smurf. Unfortunately.

'Cause seriously, this guy's wearing a full-blown Gargamel costume, calling me Asrael. And also, he's blabbering away about some sort of forest laboratory-whatever.

Did I mention that along with thinking of himself as Gargamel, he's got a "ruler wand" now?

Well whoop-de-freakin'-doo, Gadget. Seems like he's gone off the deep end.

Ay, Ranell... yeah, pretty much. I wonder what happened to make him go this far?

The beer, maybe? I mean, alcohol can screw you up pretty badly.

Yeah, I guess. Though, I'm not entirely sure about Delmar's ability to help me get back to Equestria anymore. I don't think he's sane enough, and even if we do manage to get there, he'd likely chase me through and treat the ponies like smurf-horses. Y'know, like as in, 'harvesting their essence/magic' sorta stuff.

Yeah. Hey, maybe find Hagen again. He'd probably be happy to help.

Do you have any way to contact him?

Erm... I'll see.

Thanks, Ranell.

No probs.