"Vinyl."
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"Vinyl."
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"Vinyl!"
"..?"
"Vinyl, please give it to me."
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"Because I need it. Vi, please just give it to me."
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"Why? You're not using it!"
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"That's not fair! Just because I had it yesterday is no reason for you to, to... to hog it today!"
"..!"
"Yes! Shots have been fired! I say you're being unreasonable."
"..?"
"You're being silly, and immature. Just give it to me, Vi."
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"Agh, why can't you just- fine, I'll come over to you and get it myself."
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"Yes, I will! See, I'm going to take it from you. If you won't just be reasonable and give it to me."
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"Fine. I'm taking it."
"!!!"
"Oh, Vinyl! Don't throw it around, you'll break something! You know it's bad luck to crack a mirror. So don't risk it. Why throw it about, anyway? Now I've got to go all the way over there to get it."
"..!"
"Haha, very amusing, I'm sure."
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"How old are you, Vi?"
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"Hmm? What's that?"
"..!"
"Really? I could've sworn you were four, the way you carry on sometimes. Honestly, you wear me out. It's like looking after a baby goat."
"..?"
"Alright, a rather snuggly, lovable baby goat. But a baby goat all the same."
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"Yes, it is! You remember the Weed-Hacker Incident? Hmm? Well, there you are, Vi."
"..!"
"It wasn't that long ago! It can only have been a year or so. There, now I've got it."
"..?"
"No, you can't have it back! I've got it now. Ha! So stuff you, goatsie."
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"Oh, stop it, Vinyl! You weren't even using it!"
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"Come on Vi, stop mucking around. There's only five minutes before our sh- I say, Vi, did you take the pie out of the oven?"
"..?"
"What d'you mean, 'what pie'? You know jolly well what I'm talking about. Fine, I'll get it then."
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"There, it's done to a turn. There's nothing like a fresh apple pie of an evening. Good job I remembered it. I don't know what you'd do without me to look after you, you'd probably just eat hayburgers all the time, which is not a healthy way t- Vinyl!"
"..?"
"Where is it, Vi?"
"..?"
"Oh, you know full well what I'm talking about. Give it back to me, Vi."
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"Vinyl..."
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"Do we need to do this now, Vi? Do we, really? You know I don't find it amusing."
"..!"
"Oh! Well, it's good to know you care."
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"Oh, stop it, you know I'm just messing. But seriously, Vi, where is it?"
"..!"
"Well, young lady, you're not getting any pie until you've told me. I shall eat you out o-"
"!!!"
"I was going to say that I'd 'eat you out of house and home', you dirty filly! Honestly, your mind is no cleaner than a particularly average ditch."
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"Yes, well, there you go. I've said it now. And I'm still waiting, Vi."
"..?"
"For Celestia's sake, Vinyl, this is getting beyond a joke!"
"..?"
"No, I'm being serious. Just tell me where you've put it or I'll, I'll... well, let's just say you'll find me very 'unsympathetic' next time you're on heat."
"..!"
"In the jug, is it? Thank you! Honestly, I don't understand you sometimes. Quite why you get so clingy with the telly remote is entirely beyond me."
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