//------------------------------// // A Non-canon Valentine Chapter // Story: There's more than one way to live a Nightmare // by Abaddon spice //------------------------------// Roses are red, Celestia loves cake. I know it's been awhile since the last update. But, it's Hearts and Hooves day, I should give it my best That, and Forest just won't let me rest. I care for my sisters and hope they understand that I just went for a walk that went out of hand. I've been on a adventures only me and Forest knows And all have been done without a single YOLO. But I digress, I still have a point to declare- ... Thorax what the hell are you doing here? Ok, whatever, I care for my Woona and Tia's has my heart. If someone dares hurt them I'll tear them apart. That seems kind of violent and some may agree But if you actually believe that, you don't know me. I hope they can forgive the crimes that I've done And look at me now as the mare I've become. Chrissy says hi, and it's been a blast She's still kind of dopey from getting fucked in the- Oh, Tia its great to see you come stop by I'm doing quite well, ok and goodbye I wonder how Shiny's relationship with Cadence been getting I still can't wait for that Faust damn wedding. The doctors say that I shouldn't strain myself So I'm stuck in bed trying to defend my poor health. But Luna lent me a quill, some parchment, and ink And now I'm writing all the rhymes I can think To try and make a nice poem for you My sisters, my friends, and sweet viewers too. I wonder if Thorax is going to be alright His breathing is heavy and his cheeks are alight. Maybe It's because I'm holding him down with my wing Or it could be the sappiness leaking out from this thing. Oh, damn it, I'm getting way off track well I guess I'll thank my sisters for always having my back Except for that time when Luna tried to run me through, Or that time you both sent me to the moon Or I guess the time you told a legend about me Glorified as a villain for an eternity But the past is past and I'm happy that I'm out But could you please keep the servants from screaming out loud Ugh, I hate being sappy and I wish I was through. But, I just want to say I still love you two. Though you both used the elements and put me through hell, here's my thoughts in a moon-themed nutshell. I guess I deserved it, I tried to cause eternal night And you two both did what you deemed right And though I spent a thousand years alone I'm so proud on how independent you've grown Tia, I know I sometimes I seem mean But someday I think you'll make a great queen And Luna, sweet Luna, your future's so bright One day you'll be able to rule over my night I'll say again I'm so proud of you two Because one of these days it will only be you. One of these days my story will come to an end and if there's a sequel it all just depends One day you'll both understand just what I mean But I'll just keep writing my poem... That you'll never read.