Roses are red, Celestia loves cake.
I know it's been awhile since the last update.
But, it's Hearts and Hooves day, I should give it my best
That, and Forest just won't let me rest.
I care for my sisters and hope they understand
that I just went for a walk that went out of hand.
I've been on a adventures only me and Forest knows
And all have been done without a single YOLO.
But I digress, I still have a point to declare-
...
Thorax what the hell are you doing here?
Ok, whatever, I care for my Woona and Tia's has my heart.
If someone dares hurt them I'll tear them apart.
That seems kind of violent and some may agree
But if you actually believe that, you don't know me.
I hope they can forgive the crimes that I've done
And look at me now as the mare I've become.
Chrissy says hi, and it's been a blast
She's still kind of dopey from getting fucked in the-
Oh, Tia its great to see you come stop by
I'm doing quite well, ok and goodbye
I wonder how Shiny's relationship with Cadence been getting
I still can't wait for that Faust damn wedding.
The doctors say that I shouldn't strain myself
So I'm stuck in bed trying to defend my poor health.
But Luna lent me a quill, some parchment, and ink
And now I'm writing all the rhymes I can think
To try and make a nice poem for you
My sisters, my friends, and sweet viewers too.
I wonder if Thorax is going to be alright
His breathing is heavy and his cheeks are alight.
Maybe It's because I'm holding him down with my wing
Or it could be the sappiness leaking out from this thing.
Oh, damn it, I'm getting way off track
well I guess I'll thank my sisters for always having my back
Except for that time when Luna tried to run me through,
Or that time you both sent me to the moon
Or I guess the time you told a legend about me
Glorified as a villain for an eternity
But the past is past and I'm happy that I'm out
But could you please keep the servants from screaming out loud
Ugh, I hate being sappy and I wish I was through.
But, I just want to say I still love you two.
Though you both used the elements and put me through hell,
here's my thoughts in a moon-themed nutshell.
I guess I deserved it, I tried to cause eternal night
And you two both did what you deemed right
And though I spent a thousand years alone
I'm so proud on how independent you've grown
Tia, I know I sometimes I seem mean
But someday I think you'll make a great queen
And Luna, sweet Luna, your future's so bright
One day you'll be able to rule over my night
I'll say again I'm so proud of you two
Because one of these days it will only be you.
One of these days my story will come to an end
and if there's a sequel it all just depends
One day you'll both understand just what I mean
But I'll just keep writing my poem...
That you'll never read.