Silver Tears, reporting the strangest meeting in all of Equiis.
Around three hours after the reception ended, a gathering took place, a gathering of mares who thought they had been cheated out of their "happily ever after" so to speak, convened at a local doughnut shop. Now you need to understand that they are all very... shall we say, blond. Like, One of them had tried to convince Dusks mother that they had been special someponies for three months the first time they met. I had of course asked Twilight Velvet if I could come in and record the conversation. She of course said yes.
Now, the meeting that I was sitting in on was graced by the current ruler of Equestria, Solaris. That was very confusing when I noticed that he had changed his gender to try and woo Dusk Shine, something that I know that the masses would eventually riot about. Also joining the "Herd" were three Ponyville ponies, one of which was a farmer. The first time I looked at the farmer, I had mistaken her for a stallion, nearly earning myself a shiner. Thankfully I had chosen not to comment on her appearance. The next two were a bit more explainable, a fashionista and a baker. The Pink baker had begun babbling about how she was tired of not being the "Lead Romantic Partner" in the "Story", quickly followed by the purple haired narwhal-I mean white coated and purple mane and tailed fashionista hushing her and saying that she doubted that a "hussy" like her would never be of the caliber of mare necessary to court him.
The fight had thankfully been adverted by Queen Chrysalis, the queen of the changelings, who had them quickly stuck to opposite walls close to where the nights discussion would take place. A few other noble mares of lineages who didn't want them to be know came up to the circle of pillows and lied down. The founder (Chrysalis for those who are just now beginning to read these) Decided that tonight would be a night of Remembrance, or a night where you share the story of how you met Dusk. This would be the scoop of the century.
I readied my paper and quill, waiting for the first one to begin. As it turned out, the pink pony from Ponyville was the first to talk, her travel through the multiverse and how throughout all she could find she had been friend-zoned so thoroughly that she was in crippling depression. Ow. The next was our Prince/Princess Solaris/Celestia.
"I was born a mare after my older sister Luna, our travels brought us far and wide when we first made contact with unicorns. We had just finished dealing with the Unicorn Royalty when we met the rest of the when we discovered the rest of the ponies that had taken up residence within the Vale of Respite. The vale of Respite being the name we decided upon seeing how beautiful it had been once we found it, Luna wanted to call it the Vale of Stars. If only I had listened to her when we first started to bicker about the ponies worshiping me more than her, that was my first mistake." She glared at the Founder. "As soon as we found another problem, this being the changeling infestation and the state of how they treated males in their society. They treated them like possessions and rarely ever let them outside, instead the richest of the Warmares had courtyards where they would hide their stallions like greedy dragons. It was with this discovery that I and my sister came up with a plan that would require one of us to be a stallion till our job was done. She of course tricked me into being the stallion."
Queen Chrysalis had decided that this was the point of which she should put her two pence in. "Oh, shut it you cake gobbling excuse of a ruler, we all know why you're here, and I don't really like you anyway! you tried to have me and my children starved to death just so you could be the favorite of the crowd!" She grasped a newspaper in her magic and quickly rolled it up and whaped Solaris/Celestia on the nose. "Your just jealous that your own sister, after nearly an entire millennium on the moon shacked up with Dusk before you could even tell him you had a cu-"
What happened after that was a rather interesting discussion that included plasma, miasma, several coffee pots and a narwhal. Due to the severity of the incident, I was sworn never to tell anyone of what happened after the Founder said such a nasty word. but due to the wording and rushed job, I was able to tell another of what happened. He was a curious looking griffin, his eyes had a deathly blue sheen to them.
This curious fellow was none other than a long thought dead (as in he really had been dead) Griffin Warmonger, Felix. A young pegasus sat on his head and was obviously blind. Apparently he was looking for the Heart of Stars, an ancient artifact stolen by Luna of necromantic origin that would grant him life once more.