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Log of Anomalous Items #3

Item Description: Blue and green pegasus feather. Those within approximately twelve (12) meters can only communicate in sheep noises.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: Incinerated.

Item Description: Orange candle with an orange flame. When lit, the candle will always remain lit for exactly four (4) hours regardless of the attempts to smother the flame.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: Used in containment of SCP-724.

Item Description: Stone depiction of a waxing moon. Item resets circadian rhythm, but only when used as a worship idol/icon.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Recovered artifact from SCP-724.
Current Status: Used with Mobile Task Force Tau-17 (“Night Mares”)

Item Description: Six six-sided dice. When rolled, all dice roll sixes.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Confiscated from Agent Avers.
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: Motherfucker kept getting max damage on his rolls. -Agent Page

Item Description: Grey candle with a grey flame. When lit, the room becomes darker regardless of previous illumination.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: Undergoing testing.

Item Description: White candle with a white flame. When lit, the holder spontaneously combusts.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: Blue candle with a blue flame. When lit, it appears to alter chance and provide good fortune.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: Undergoing testing.

Item Description: Purple candle with a purple flame. When lit, it renders the holder and the candle invisible.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: In storage. Testing. Missing.
Notes: Where is the damn thing? -Researcher Sora, Catalog Office

Item Description: Yellow candle with a yellow flame. When lit, the holder spontaneously explodes.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: I know the results of these tests are incidental, and this exact result is why we have D-Class, but this is getting ridiculous. -Researcher Sora, Catalog Office

Item Description: Large, curved tooth of indeterminate species. Item appears to greatly assist in active memory recall.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Manehatten History Museum, Oddity Wing.
Current Status: Undergoing testing.

Item Description: Alchemical bottle filled with wendigo tears. One drop will lower the temperature of anything it touches to exactly freezing.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Covert raid on the manor of ██████████.
Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A patched tent with several holes in it, yet consistently has an inside temperature of 24°C (75°F).
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Found at coordinates ██°██'S ██°██'E during a scouting mission by MTF Beta-7. Campsite showed signs of a struggle, but no bodies or trails were discovered.
Current Status: In use by MTF Beta-7.

Item Description: A single mummified Breezie hand. When held by any species with wings, they are seemingly incapable of flying any longer.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Found during a mass accident during a Breezie migration in ███████, Equestria. Agent on scene discovered and removed the item upon discovering the collapse of hundreds of Breezies.
Current Status: Medium value item storage at Site-16. SCP classification pending further approval.

Item Description: The skinned hide of a black feathered griffon that ensures sleepy individuals will always fall into REM sleep within five minutes.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]
Current Status: Memetic item storage.
Notes: Despite the requests for personal use, I believe rumors that any member of staff using this would result in a significant decrease in morale. -Dr. █████

Item Description: Bloodied cloth wraps normally used for hoof boxing. Item makes the wearer incredibly friendly and promotes a desire for friendly duels.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Item seized by Manehatten officers after breaking up an illegal fighting ring. Seized later by Foundation assets.
Current Status: Low value item storage in Site-16.

Item Description: A gem-studded birch riding saddle that turns the wearer into a hermaphrodite.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Unearthed from a sand dune during a dust storm by Agent ████. Location was locally known as a “mobile brothel” staging area by a pony named ██████ Jubilee.
Current Status: Undergoing testing.
Notes: Alright, I want to know who’s assigning ████ his recon. -Researcher Sora

Item Description: A single green egg with a yolk that contains equine genetic material. Testing has provided inconclusive data pertaining to the egg’s origin.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Discovered in an open Zebrican market. Item came to the agent on scene’s attention as egg shells colored as such were not sold in that area.
Current Status: Undergoing testing.

Item Description: A hoof-printed recipe for cherry chimichangas that changes ingredients every time the recipe is made.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Nailed to a notice board in the port town of Isla de Skyhook.
Current Status: In the Site-16 mess hall.
Notes: I recommend the strawberry syrup and cranberry one if you get it. -Special Agent Mirage

Item Description: Probably not a daisy sandwich that definitely can be directly described.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Maybe somewhere close to where Agent Whispers was last.
Current Status: Half not eaten. Remains not in storage.


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