Rainbow Dash
Hey there, the name’s Dash, Rainbow Dash.
And I am the most epic awesome radical amazing best pony ever.
I’m also probably the fastest Pegasus that you’ll ever see, and that’s because I have wing power that’s over sixteen, yeah, you heard me right, over sixteen.
And I’m not bragging or exaggerating either, that’s the real honest truth.
I mean I do brag a little, or I used to, I try not to do that so much anymore.
Anyhow life is very good for me too, I have the best friends in the whole entire world and I’m also the best pony ever and I’m even a mentor and teacher too.
I don’t really have that much more to say because honestly I’m not going to put anything girly, stupid or silly in here, no way. You’re only going to hear all the epic amazing radical awesome stuff that I do. Anyhow that’s all for now, bye.