Day-19
Dear Diary
Today I took a trip with Fluttershy and Rarity to visit the local Zoo. There were so many interesting and diverse animals in there, some similar to ones we have in Equestria, and others not so much. Many of the exhibit’s where unfortunately closed off due to damage from a recent earthquake (luckily none of the animals where hurt) but we did still get to see the monkeys, lions, birds, some reptiles, and of course ponies.
I've already stated before about how the ponies and horses in the world are much different than how we are in Equestria, but it never ceases to amaze me every time I come across one. Nor does it seem to cease amazing anyone nearby when I try to talk to them, forgetting they can’t understand me. We got to feed some of them though, they eat oats and hay like we do in Equestria, but sadly they cannot have Ice Cream, Cake, or Doughnut’s. The zoo keeper gave me a weird look when I asked if I could give them some of my ice cream cone.
Anyway I had better close for now as I need to call an ambulance for Flash after pushing him out my window…While technically he was already outside it on a ladder when I pushed him, which I thought for was romantic at first until he asked me when you were coming back, then it just became annoying. I guess I should not have pushed him, but in my defense if he had just stayed on the latter rather than jumping off it when I pushed it, he would have fallen into the pool and been perfectly fine. Instead he jumped off it….right on top of poor old Mrs. Jenkins. Maybe I should call the police too as Mrs. Jenkins is currently chasing him with a stick, not much of a chase though as they are both limping.
Day-20
Dear Diary
So You know how I mentioned in a previous entry how Sweetie Belle and her friends had reached a whole new level of weird? Well they just surpassed it…..AGAIN!!! THIS time they pretended to be zombies invading the school, and even went as far as barging into classrooms and pretending to eat the brains of students. Luckily Principle Celestia eventually hauled them all in her office and from what I hear suspended them for three weeks. No idea what the hay is wrong with those three, but I think they all may need some SERIOUS psychiatric help. POST HASTE!!!!
Oh yea and Flash says hi once again, or rather he would be had I not shoved him in my locker after he kept trying to read my Diary Entry here over my shoulder. I think I will leave him in there till tomorrow (or when the janitor finds him, he can let him out). And if he gets hungry he can eat the five month old tuna sandwich I keep forgetting to throw out in there.
Day-21
Dear Diary
So today is my Birthday, and guess where I spent it? At school taking a stupid math test…. What the hell do they make us go to school and take some dumb test on our Birthdays? Should there not be a law allowing us the day off to celebrate the day we were birthed out of our mother’s back ends if it falls on a school day? To top it off I even failed the test miserably. I got scored five out of twenty five possible points. The teacher got really mad at me for my score but as I told her how does anyone expect me to be able to concentrate on this useless propaganda on my BIRTHDAY of all days?
Anyway at least Pinkie Pie and the others helped me celebrate my Birthday later on at Sugarcube Corner with a chocolate cake and some presents. The best one by far was the tickets to see the Wondercolt’s show from Rainbow Dash, I’ve been wanting to see theme live for a while, but never had the money.
Anyway I’d better end this entry here and get some sleep, as I have to go back to school again tomorrow and have yet another day of being yelled at, probably this time just for the mere fact that I exist. Maybe I’ll dump Flash in the trash to help me feel better, his pain always makes me happy for some reason.