Techie gazed out upon the vast plains that extended before him. Fresh, untouched land. That is, fresh, if it weren't for the fact that it was currently a desolate wasteland of flame.
Luckily, our hero (TECHIE, REMEMBER THAT), just happened to have a massive orbital "Fix everything" ray he had access to, and promptly revitalized that land with the push of a button.
As he enjoyed the newly created paradise in his magical cave-home of wonders, some filthy buggers crawled out of the pits of beyond, eyeing Techie hungrily with a ferocious gaze.
Of which, was in turn weaponized and returned to sender as a nuclear laser-bomb, because that's how illogical this world is.
"DADDY!" A mare suddenly screamed out of nowhere, racing towards the human, "YOU CAME BACK!"
The two immediately locked together, and drew in close for a kiss, before Techie began lowering himself down to--
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! CHILD FRIENDLY!
Hey, what are yo--
Okay, so the the pony and the human did not do anything mushy or overly mature, and Techie decided to give up and stop writing this chapter because he ran out of ideas and ended up cringing at what he just wrote.