Twilight sat at her bedroom desk, reading a thick book with a bob of her head. She was humming a tune that got stuck in her mind for now three days straight. What the book was about was not important, so any time describing it would be a waste.
She finished a page and with her magic, turned to another. To her shock, this next page did not possess written words, but a flat face smiling at her. The uneven grin belonged to none other than Discord, who winked at her slyly. Twilight returned the wink with a glare; it was too early for this sort of thing.
"Discord, get out of my book," Twilight ordered.
"Well, I won't object, my dear," the draconequus said as she pulled himself out of the parchment. "It's rather tight in there. I could use the stretching room!"
He slithered out and his great size filled the bedroom. He giggled to himself as he rested his furry chest on Twilight's bed. The princess knew he was up to something more conniving than usual. It was easy to tell he was dying to tell her a chaotic plan.
"What's with you today?" she asked accusingly.
"Oh, I have just been reminiscing on the days since Celestia returned to the throne! It's been glorious! Starlight's brigade have been nonstop with their whining, complaining, and general wailing. Hehe, it's fun, but it is starting to get old. I feel that something new must happen. More action instead of crying, you know?"
"Maybe..." Twilight answered with uncertainty.
"Perhaps it's time to step it up a notch or even two!" Discord cackled. "Oh! Just think of it. It needs to be along the insanity that has been here the last few months. It needs to be so wild that nopony will believe it exists!"
"What are you thinking?" Twilight deadpanned.
"Why, an organization that stands for two things that are polar opposite, yet they wish to achieve both at once! What wonderful chaos that would be! I was speaking with Fluttershy last night and I'll tell you, the girl can have some great ideas within that cute head of hers. Do you know what she came up with?"
"No..."
"She came up with anarchy and communism! An organization that seeks both! Anarcho-communists! They want the statelessness of anarchy, but want all things controlled by the state like in communism! Oh, how clever! I'll lead it!"
"Discord," Twilight rolled her eyes. "Nopony is going to join such a backwards group. Nopony is that stupid..."
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"What were you saying, my dear Twilight?" Discord chuckled in her ear.
Twilight did not answer him as her eye twitched. She stared at the television screen that aired the news. The images displayed ponies in black rioting in the streets of Canterlot. They held signs that screamed for both communism and anarchy.
"Where did you find these ponies?" Twilight asked worriedly.
"Oh, you know, the internet," Discord shrugged. It's quite easy. Just call it a 'revolution' and they'll run to you. Ponies are such a fascinating species. They simply make no sense sometimes. Oh, that's why they're my favorites, hehe. Oh, and let me not forget that promising them free donuts helps too."
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"Your Highness! There are rioters right outside the palace!"
Luna sipped on her coffee while the Royal Guard shouted at her from below the throne. She raised a nonchalant brow at him, making him gulp. She did not like being disturbed while drinking her evening coffee.
"There are always rioters out there, my stallion," she rolled her eyes. "By this point, they are decoration for the porch."
"Yes, but they are rowdy. We may have to disperse them," the Royal Guard said fearfully.
"Well then, do not hesitate! Gather urine and pitch it at them from the front balcony!" Luna ordered.
"Your Highness, we no longer use that method," the Royal Guard reminded her.
"Hmph! It is my orders! You stallions have become soft under my sister! Back in my day, these peasants would be drenched in urine and feces by now! You want to drive them away with hugs now..."
"Well, that has worked in the past..." the Royal Guard squeaked.
"Ugh..." Luna sighed. "Why are ponies so nonsensical?"
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