Domination of Equestria - T-61 days.
“Well now. A personal visit by the captains of the Wonderbolts.”
“This isn’t a social call.”
“Well no, the large crossbow was rather a big tip off.”
“No, I’m going to kill you.”
“You realise that a crossbow bolt alone isn’t going to do it. In the time it takes you to reload, wherever you hit me won’t be fatal, I shoot you with my plasma pistol, far more lethal, and trigger an alarm and get immediate medical attention.”
“Then why haven’t you gone for your gun?”
“Well I’d rather not be shot in the first place. Regardless of whether it would be fatal, it would be undeniably painful. I’d rather talk you down, see if we can avoid some unwanted pain.”
“Soarin?”
“Yea Spit?”
“Keep watch outside.”
“On it.”
“It won’t be long before someone notices anyway you know.”
“Shut it asshole.”
“Come now Spitfire, be reasonable. This isn’t going anywhere.”
*Woop Woop*
*Blarg! Blarg!*
*Woop Woop*
“The alarm!? How!? The button is behind the desk!”
“Wasn’t me. Did you bring friends? Sounds like they fucked up.”
“Shit! Soarin, get in here and lock the door!”
“On it!”
“I wouldn’t do that…”
“Blast the panel!”
“Setting charge…”
*Klunk Klunk Klunk*
“Master! Master! Let us in!”
“Blow it Soarin!”
“Detonating!”
*Boom!*
*Shunk!*
“It’s open!?”
“Master!”
“Grab them!”
“Spitfire!”
*Bang*
“Soarin! Soarin!”
“You idiot, why did you shoot him!?”
“Soarin! No...DAMN YOU!”
“Grab her damnit!”
“I’LL KILL YOU!”
“Take her away. Find out who else was here. Use any means you can.”
Overlord Rule No:96 My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.