Jinx-ed Fates

by Black Owl


Back in business (Edited)

~Miki's POV~

As I got back in my world, I noticed that not much time has passed, around an hour or so. I quickly started moving, just in case Kimo notices my absence. I made my way at the edge of the mountain and started climbing down, I know there is a cave down there since I overheard some guards talking about how dangerous it is. I only need the space and a pickax, luckily I found one around the cave, so I took it.

But there is one thing that I should do, paint the whole city in grey and black so I feel like home, oh and maybe throw some acid around the place! That will probably make this place look a lot like home. As my feet touched the ground, this time no one teleported behind me, I started entering the large cave. The cave wasn't anything too bad, a little creepy, but there is no reason to not explore it. Eh, their loss, my win.

I was walking slowly and carefully, just in case there where some snakes or someone here, but I doubt anyone would be here since the ponies seem scared of this place. It was extremely dark, but my eyes started to adjust to the dark, it wasn't a lot, but now I could see where I was going. 'I regret not getting a torch or something.'

After an hour of walking I came across a dead end, but when I got closer I saw that the wall was full of minerals and precious gems. 'Those could be useful.' I tough as I started to mine a little bit in the mountain, it will take a while, but I will make my shop here sooner or later.

The days started to go by, at day I was around Kimo and just slept most of time, and the rest of the time steal items that looked useful. At night however, I went in the cave, mined and started to make a small makeshift workshop of some sort. It wasn't much, being built in a week, it had a table made out of white birch wood, a small chair made out of the same wood, a small forge made out of black Iron, a very powerful material mind you, multiple chests and crates for storing minerals and stolen things, and at last, a small hole filled with water to cool down the pieces from the forge.

Interesting enough, no one was even close to finding out this small workshop, but I didn't manage to make anything in particular. So I decided that I should try to reopen my business in making guns. People say that I have an obsession with guns, but I don't think it's true. OK, maybe I named my daughter after my best gun that I built, but that's different... ok I have a problem.

Sitting down on the floor next to the forge I started putting some iron in the forge so it could be made into different parts for a shotgun. The design I had in mind was one that could use scraps like bullets. That type of shotgun could be really useful since I would have a lot of useless scrap laying around, so why not make a use of it?

I was looking in the flames as the iron started to melt. As I looked in the flames I could see my memories flash in front of my eyes, but not any memories, but memories of my daughter. I actually hope that she'll come and talk to me... I miss you Lia... After a few second I shook my head and started to focus on making guns.

Time went really fast, I barely noticed that I already made pieces for 3 different models, the scrap shotgun, which had a shorter double barrel, the handle made out of wood, it also had a hole where it could be reloaded from. It had a simple design with a grey color except the handle, which was made out of oak wood, but I always liked more fire power then beauty. I also made a sniper rifle, it had an extremely long barrel, it was around 1 meter in total length, 60% of it being the barrel. On the barrel I also installed a dagger, just in case someone got to close, the scope was pretty impressive, taking in consideration my situation, I'm not sure how far it could see, but it was far enough it also had a hexagon shape. It had a stock type reloading, the stock having 5 long bullets of around 5 centimeters. It was painted white mostly, but with some blue around the barrel, stock, scope, handle and base. The power was not that good, it was able to shoot down a small dragon, I know it's weak, but there's nothing I could do about it since I didn't have the materials to make something really good.

I also made an assault rifle. I made it using more wood then metal, so I could sell it at a higher price, I also made some decoration with gold and gems to get its value up. It had gold on the barrel and the handle, also a trail of different gems along it's entire length. It had a normal appearance, if you exclude the gold and gems, it was made out of silver instead of iron as well. I made it to look good, but that doesn't mean it wasn't powerful, it could easily shoot trough solid steel, it had a stock of twenty standard bullets, the first set of bullets had small traces of gold on them, just for a bigger price of course. But the rest where just normal bullets.

I found something really funny tho, they have gunpowder, yet they only use it for firecrackers, interesting isn't it. I had to move quickly and store the guns and bullets, since it was almost morning, and quickly went back to Kimo's room to sleep. I think she suspects something, but I'm not sure. I'll take care of it tomorrow, but right now I'm sleepy. I then yawned the fell on the bed and quickly felt Kimo wrapping her arms around me. Her chest was way softer then the pillow so of course I shoved my head in her chest and quickly fell asleep.

~The next day, third person~

Celestia woke up early and quickly got ready. In the span of a few minutes she was already outside her room and went to meet with her sister in order to lower the moon and rise the sun. After their job, they went to the dining room to Celestia's breakfast and Luna's lunch.

On the other side of the castle a spider queen and her 'servant' were sleeping soundly. The queen enjoying cuddling with the human. But soon enough Kimo woke up, yawning she picked the human like a teddy bear and walked out of her room and in the the direction of the dining table, she prepared herself just by brushing her hair.

After a little time she arrived in the dining room, saying a quick greeting to the princesses and prince Blueblood, which was scared of said spider queen, all of them giving back greetings, ignoring the sleeping human in her arms since it was a usual occurrence. Nothing seemed different compared to the other mornings, until a guard showed up.

"Princess, we found something in the cave under the castle." The guard spoke in a monotone voice, but the moment he said those words, the human woke up.

~Miki's POV~

'Well, looks like I have to come up with a way to explain it.' I really hoped I could make more things before they found my little workshop. And I really want to sleep more...

At the guard's words, Celestia looked really surprised and asked the guard. "What did you found out there?"

"We found a locked door in a wall that wasn't there before, the door is made of a very durable steel, it couldn't be broken even with the force of three guards." The guard responded. 'Of course you can't break it like that, I made it to make sure you can't break it by pure force, and if you remove it with magic or something, the wall will collapse. You could still open it by shooting a sniper bullet trough the lock.

"Is that so, hmm. Kimo do your or your servant know anything about that?" Celestia decided to ask us. This is bad, Luna can tell if I'm lying, since she bears some kind of lying machine or some shit, I wasn't paying attention when Kimo explained about the princesses.

I raised my hand and responded in a bored tone.. "I am the one who build it." When I said that, everyone looked at me in confusion, Kimo opened her mouth and said: "When did you build it?" I quickly responded. "At night, when I was bored."

They all looked at me with a face that can be described as 'What?' "You built that door? Why?" Luna asked me after shaking her head.

"Well, I can't just let my workshop unprotected can I?" I responded with a obvious tone. Looking down I saw a cookie and started munching on it, at that Kimo made a small 'D'awww'.

"Workshop? I don't have any knowledge about you ever having a workshop." Celestia said looking rather scared for some reason.

"Well you didn't ask." I said while shrugging my shoulders as u continued to munch on the cookie.

"Could you at least tell us what are you building?" Blueblood, I think his name was, said in a worried tone.

"I make guns, like this!" I said while pulling out the revolver Lucy made, wait a minute! She stole this one from my designs! I knew that she can't make any guns! "Also if you wonder what are they, guns are weapons." I continued since it was obvious that they had no idea what guns are.

"And what are you going to do with those weapons?" Celestia asked getting worried, again, god those guys know only of getting worried.

"Sell them, duh." I said a little annoyed and reached for some jelly.

"What? Why?" Hey all asked at the same time, god that was annoying.

"Easy answer, money, money equal materials, materials equal more guns." I continued and quickly started eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich that I just made.

"Why do you need so much money for?" Celestia continued.

"None of your business." I said as I finished the conversation and started to walk out of the room. "BTW if you are interested in the weapons, I have three models I can sell. I'm opening tomorrow." I said as Kimo picked me up and said that we will go to the spa next, great.

~An hour of walking later~

Even though I don't know how to feel about going to spa, but it was fun to see the terrified faces of the noble when Kimo walked past them, it was priceless! The same could be said about the ponies in the spa, well all of them except the owner. The owner was a female unicorn with purple main and white fur, her cutie mark, I feel like killing myself at that name, was a a purple flower, a lily I think.

"Oh, Kimo! I'm glad you came again." She said in a friendly tone, wait how many times has Kimo came here? "Who's the dear with you?" She continued while tilting her head a little.

"She is my maid, she will join me today." Kimo said with a smile that scared the shit out of a few other ponies. Those 2 continued to talk as I took a nap out of boredom, the only topics I care about are guns, Lia and sex, nothing else.

The spa experience was pleasant though, since they had really good services. After a massage, they pretty much asked us what we wanted, I have no idea what Kimo asked for but I just went to a Jacuzzi. That was until Kimo came to pick me up and we left to continue or normal activities, I still wonder why she doesn't care that I just built a workshop in a cave down the mountain. I should be more careful.