~Graves POV~
I was just a man, trying to make some money in this accursed world, but then I met him... he introduced himself as Tobias Foxsomething... Can't remember his entire name... Anyway... He was a mysterious fellow, and he offered to make a team with me, I agreed.
Times were good. We were making loads of money from our criminal acts... Everything was fine and dandy until one heist... Which went horribly wrong... And what did that bastard I called a friend do? He left me to get captured... I've been sent to prison... I don't know how much time passed, but it felt like an eternity...
I did manage to get out eventually... I got myself a shotgun from the best gunsmith, Miki was her name, interesting fellow... Then I went to search that bastard... And I've been chasing him since...
I was now in piltover, I was so close to catching him... So close... But he teleported to hell knows where... I approached the merchant who was smiling and asked, one simple question. "Where did he go?" He answered me by giving me a card with a sun and a moon on it. "What in tarnation is this?!" The moment those words left my mouth, a circle of cards appeared around my feet, all I could manage to say before disappearing was the following. "Thanks partner." Then I blacked out.
~Equestria, Whitewood Forest~
I woke up grunting from the pain. I was not used to teleportation. I got to my feet, and screamed at the top of my lungs. "TOOOOBIIIIAAAAAAASS!!!"
"Ah... I feel a little better now..." I said as I started walking in a random direction. 'I wonder where is that bastard... I've got a feeling I'm not on Runeterra anymore..."
After a while I notice a giant white castle build on the side of the mountain. "How in tarnation did they even built that? And why is it so shiny?!" I'm getting some weird feeling from this castle... But I go there anyway, since I got no other choice 'Might as well check it out...'
When I got there I saw two... 'Horses?... With spears?... In golden armor?... This... Is ridiculous... Whatever... I need to find Tobias...' I walked up to them, and noticed they showed some fear when they saw me, but still pointed their spears at me... Not bad... "Ya' two... Bring me to yar leader... Now..." I growled at them.
"N-No! W-Why w-would we let s-such a c-creature as yourself s-see our p-princesses?!" They said at the same time, both visibly shaken with fear.
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME YA' STUPID HORSE!"I said full of anger and picked both of them up. ""YAR GONNA GET ME THA' YAR PRINCESS! NOW! I screamed, my rage piercing their very soul.
"Y-Yes! W-We a-are s-sorry!" I could hear a small 'Please don't eat us' as they opened the door and lead me to their 'princesses'.
I arrived to a gigantic golden door with two horses on it, both had wings and horns. The 'guards' as they call themselves opened the door after they talked with their princesses about me.
When I entered I saw two giant horses, bigger than the rest, one of them had pure white fur and a mane with the colors of the rainbow, which swayed in an inexistent breeze, she had yellow eyes, wore a motherly smile, but I could see caution in her eyes... Interesting... She was wearing some golden regalia and a tiara, and had both wings and a horn, unlike the others, who had either a horn, wings, or nothing. The other 'princess' was the complete opposite of the first, she was a little smaller, but still big, she had both a horn and wings, but that's where the similarities end, she had a deep blue fur and a black mane with what looked like stars all over it, it's hair swayed in an inexistent breeze as the other, she had deep blue eyes and on her face was caution, which it didn't try to hide, unlike the other. I then noticed that both of them had some kind of tattoo on their... Flanks?... I think that was the word... The white one had a sun, while the blue one had a moon.
"Hello there, I am Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, and this is my sister," She gestured to the blue one. "Princess Luna. Now might I ask why did you frighten our little ponies like that?" She asked while smiling.
"They were getting on my nerves... And I needed to speak to you two about some... important matters..." I said with a low growl.
"What could these 'important matters' be? And might you tell us your name?" She said while still smiling.
"Name's Graves... Malcolm Graves... And I've come to ask something... Have ya' heard, or seen someone who goes by the name, Twisted Fate..." They flinched at that... They know something.
"Actually, yes, we did hear about him. So far he's stole two royal treasures and from an entire town their bits. Why do you ask?" She tilted her head. I smirked.
"Oh, great. This makes it all the easier... See Princess, I could help you with dealing with him, for free. All I want is him..." They were surprised at that.
"Why would you want him so badly though?" She was curious about it, huh?
"I've got some personal issues with him... And I wish to have him make up for them..." I said, not explaining the fact that I want to split his head open with my hands.
"Oh? Alright then, I don't see why not?" Perfect... "But, do you mind if some ponies come with you, and help you with your search?" Tsk... Eh gonna have to deal with it...
"Fine... I accept."
"Perfect." She smiled warmly. "They will arrive in a few minutes, so please wait a bit." She said as she started writing a letter, and... Burned it... What in tarnati- oh wait... That's magic... Makes sense...
"I can wait." I said as I leaned against the wall. Both of them had nervous faces as we waited.
~A few minutes later~
The door burst open as six ponies came running and all said at the same time. "Princess! What's the urgent news?!" Ugh... They were all so god damn colorful... Nope... No fucking way I'm describing all of them. Nope.
Celestia smiled gently. "Oh it's nothing that urgent, perhaps I made it seem like it's a big deal in my letter... If so I am sorry. Anyway. The news are the following: you will be having some help with the capturing of Discord and his friend, Twisted Fate." She then pointed to me. All of them looked at me and seemed a little shocked.
"Howdy. Name's Graves... Malcolm Graves... And I'll tell ya' now, I don' give a damn 'bout this Discord fellow, but if he's with that bastard then I'll help ya'. Oh and one more thing... I don't care what ya' fellows will do with that Discord, but Twisted Fate... No... Tobias... Is mine... Did I make myself clear?" I said growling at them. If this fools think they'll take Tobias, I will personally blow their head to pieces...
"Of course, Mr Malcolm." Celestia said with her usual gentle smile. 'Huh... At least she knows not to anger me...'. "I assume Tobias is the real name of Twisted Fate, am I right?" I nodded. "Good. Now this are the Elements of Harmony: Twilight Sparkle, as the Element of Magic," She pointed to the purple one... She reminded me of Ryze... "Rainbow Dash, as the Element of Loyalty," Vi... definitely... "Pinkie Pie, as the Element of Laughter," Ugh... Jinx... I already have a headache... "Applejack, as the Element of Honesty," I raised an eyebrow. "Nice hat." I told her to which she tipped it with a smile. "Rarity, as the Element of Generosity," She looks annoying... "And Fluttershy, as the Element of Kindness." Reminds me a lot of Janna...
Also what the hell is this? The Elements of Harmony? Really? Ugh... Whatever... Let's get this over with.
Twilight tried to say something but I was quicker. "Now, before ya' ponies say anythin', I'm telling ya' now that I don't give a damn... Now use yar flim flamy magic bullshit and get me to where in tarnation ya' last saw Tobias..."
And with that we teleported away in the flash of purple.