~Equestria, Ponyville~
~Twilight POV~
Today me and the girls are going to go to a picnic, and have a little fun after we finally got rid of Discord. But when I was about to go and meet with them I got a letter from Princess Celestia. What it contained shocked me! 'How could Discord get out already?! The girls aren't going to like this... Especially Rainbow...'. I got my things and grabbed the Elements of Harmony with me and went to the picnic to tell the girls the bad news.
~A little walk later~
'I finally found them...'. They are all talking happily and eating... I hate to tell them this, but I have no choice... "Hey girls! Sorry for being late!".
"It's alright sugar cube.". Applejack said as she tipped her stetson smiling.
"Yeah it's fine.". Said Rainbow as she was floating lazily in the air.
"Umm... I have some bad news...". I said looking around trying to avoid eye contact.
"Wh-What h-happened?". Asked Fluttershy who seemed a little scared.
"~sigh~ Discord broke out of his prison..."
"WHAT?!". All of them scream at the same time. "Didn't we seal him yesterday? Shouldn't getting out take a thousand years or something like that?". Rainbow asked in disbelief.
"Yes, that is true... but the princess send me a letter that he got out... and the worse part is that apparently he has help...". I tell them while looking down.
"Help? Oh! Oh! Maybe it's a creepy cult who sexually worships him!". Pinkie said while bouncing around happily. At which Rainbow started laughing her flank off.
"Pinkie, darling, don't be silly! There isn't a cult like that!" Rarity said, shivering at the image created by Pinkie.
"No,Pinkie, it's not a creepy cult like that... It's a thief who goes by the name of 'The Magnificent Twisted Fate', who hasn't been caught yet, or seen. The only reason we know that name is because he leaves a card behind telling us to come to his next 'show'."
"That's one weird pony...". Muttered Rainbow.
"Well... the thing is... we don't know if it's a pony. The princess suspects it might be something else."
"Whatever it is, we need to go kick it's flank right?".
"Pretty much, Rainbow.". 'I have a bad feeling about this...'
"What are we waiting for then?! Let's go!"
"Alright..."
~Equestria, ???~
~Tobias POV~
"So... where the fuck are we?" I say as I'm fixing my hat.
"Dunno. Some random cave.". Discord shrugs.
"Ah... bloody perfect... So know any fun things to do?"
"Hmm... there is a small town near The Everfree Forest, the elements of harmony are there though."
"Who cares about them? From what ya' said they only affect evil and chaos, and I'm neither!"
"You seem pretty evil to me."
"I'm beautiful, and beauty can't be evil."
"Who the hell did you even hear that from?"
"An insane guy who murders people in horrible ways and calls them his work of art."
"That... is disturbing...". Discord shivers.
"Wait 'till ya' see his victims."
"Uh... No thanks..." Discord started to look really disturbed, but then he snapped his fingers and got in a costume similar to mine. "So what any ideas what to do?".
"You just gave me one...". I smirk.
"I did?" He looked really confused.
"Yeah you did, now make us into ponies and create a circus caravan, try to not make it too weird"
"Oh I love how this sounds!". Discord said happily.
After discord made both of us into ponies we decided on what names to use, he'll be Disco Cord and I'll be Fate Twister... if they don't realize that it's us from these stupid names then they are really dumb. We got in the caravan and started going to Ponyville, which didn't take much time.
On our arrival we were greeted by curious stares, which was to be expected, considering how we might look to the others. We chose to ignore them. We decided to settle our shop in the middle of the town, where everyone can see us, and started setting up our 'entertainment'. Oh this will be fun...
And then we waited... and waited... and waited... "WHY ISN'T ANYONE COMING?!" I screamed in annoyance while Discord sighs.
"Well this was unexpected... I mean yeah I expected to be a little unpopular at first but... this is just depressing... no customer in an entire week? Damn..." Discord said with a sad tone.
"C'mon... does my family's traditional show look THIS boring to them?! I mean seriously! Back at home we would have been sold out already on tickets..." I was angry, really angry, how dare this stupid ponies ignore something so magnificent as my family's show! Is... is it really that boring?
Discord puts a hand on my back and smiles. "It's alright, they just don't know what a good show looks like."
"Yeah... you're right... let's... just wait... ~sigh~". This is going nowhere... "Turn on the closed sign... I'll go 'raise funds'."
"Have fun! ~chuckle~"
"Watch the house!" I say as I pull out my card and use my magic on it. Around my feet a circle of cards starts forming, and when it's done forming I disappear, the circle unforms itself and disappears.
~One of the Royal Treasures~
A card circle starts to form itself onto the ground and then I appear. The circle starts to slowly unform itself again and disappears into nothingness. I turn around and see the massive pile of gold. "Oh hello there.". I start shoving gold into my coat as I start humming a song. 'And the best thing is that guards don't notice a thing~ Ah this guards are retarded~ Why don't they check if someone is inside? Jeez this guys are stupid'
"Well that was all of it! Now... To make my presence known... ~smirk~". I start trowing cards to the ground and write with them. "Perfect.". I throw an exploding card to the ground and teleport away.
~Celestia POV~
I got news from my guards that another Royal Treasure has been stolen, so me and Lulu rushed over as soon as we heard the news. We arrived shortly after and, again noticed that there were no signs of someone breaking in, also, besides the fact that everything was empty except for some cards on the was that were spelling the following: "Thank you very much Princesses for the very generous donation to our show, our funds are finally at acceptable levels. - Love, The Magnificent Twisted Fate <3".
"That-That-THAT SON OF A BIT-" I stop myself as I realize that the guards are still around. "~Ahem~ Can you please leave us alone?"
"Yes, your majesty!". They all rushed out.
"UGH I HATE HIM SO MUCH!" I start screaming in my royal canterlot voice out of pure anger for that annoying thief. 'What's with him and his taunting?! He even put a heart at the end of it! Ugh... I need some coffee...'. I hear my sister start giggling.
"~giggle~ Oh sister, did this little thief's taunting get to you? How adorable!". She was laughing on the floor holding her stomach.
"Shut up Lulu, it's not funny!"
"Oh it is, trust me! ~giggle~ Now I really wonder who our little thief might be~". I groan at that, getting a giggle out of my sister.
~Ponyville~
~Tobias POV~
"And after I stole everything I wrote with cards on the wall thanking them for their generous donation!" I tell Discord as I start laughing, he following soon after. "Oh I wish I could see their faces now!"
"We can actually." Discord tells me with a serious look.
"No shit."
"Yeah we can."
"Then do it!"
Discord snaps his fingers and a small TV appears in front of us showing two ponies with wings and horns, one of them giggling it's ass off and the other groaning in annoyance.
"Awww they like your surprise!"
"They sure do! ~chuckle~ So those are the princesses huh?"
"Yup! The white one is Sunbutt and the blue one is Moonbutt!".
"Huh... Moonbutt looks kinda cute, what did ya' say her name was?" I ask Discord with curiosity.
"She's Luna, or Lulu for short. Why do you ask, did you fell in love at first sight?" He starts laughing.
"Pff no way, I was thinking if I could keep her as a pet. I wonder if she'll come if I give her biscuits?" At that, Discord starts laughing on the ground, and I join him shortly after.
Now, let's hope we have better success next week with our show...