//------------------------------// // Unwanted world tour // Story: Chaos: the Age of Spike // by Kaliann25 //------------------------------// Unwanted world tour The team of Chaos got into national park Tikal, hearth of the Mayan World, observing the beautiful stone pyramids surrounded by jungle everywhere. Most of the pyramids had long lines of ponies waiting to climb them, imagining how beautiful was the sight up there. The kids were looking forward to join the lines, but safety was always first so they got into the jungle to activate their camouflage powers to enjoy the park in peace. “Now that we can relax I must say this is very impressive” said Rumble when they got to the top of a pyramid. “It’s a shame we can’t go inside; I would love to see one of those famous Mayan glyphs in person” “You can always show your true self and ask for a VIP pass but do it and you’re on your on Rumble” warned Babs. The rest of the team agreed. Still the kids weren’t too interested in Tikal but they had to admit the landscape was impressive looking the endless jungle around them waiting for its mysteries to be revealed. It was just impressive and looking at the sunset from the distance made it even more astonishing. But suddenly the roar of a powerful animal was heard on the distance, making them shiver. “What’s that?” Asked Apple Bloom. “Please don’t tell me there are dangerous animals in this jungle” said Sweetie Belle trembling. “Well, duh” said a tourism guide passing nearby. “There are jaguars and fierce boars or crocodiles here; but those roars are from the monkeys” “Monkeys?” “Howling monkeys, it’s a very common species around here!” “Oh!” Said the kids at the unison. Then they looked carefully at the crowns of the trees looking for the monkeys, finding them. At first all they could see were the black spots jumping from branch to branch all over the place. Incredible; but more important, it was relaxing; just what they needed. And suddenly Rumble chuckled breaking the charm. “What’s so funny Rumble?” “What they’re saying: they’re a little upset for the results of the Hoof-Ball national selection; they didn’t qualify for the world cup. Again” “What?” Asked Scootaloo with a sweat drop in her temple. “What you heard. Apparently they’re huge fans of hoof-ball soccer around here” Everypony face-hoofed. “Colts!” Sighed Sweetie Belle chuckling. They finally got down from the pyramid. They had to admit this place was somehow magical, between the monkeys’ increasing scandal and the soft light of the twilight covering them they could finally forget about the annoyance of the fans. “Look!” Cheered Sweetie Belle looking at a closing stand. “They’re selling pictures of the pyramids! I want one” So she happily went to buy it. Then she returned happily with a picture from inside of one of the pyramids; decorated with hundreds of glyphs. “Huh, I wonder what it says” said Scoots studying the picture. “This is one of the greatest mysteries of the pony kind” sighed Babs. “I think there's something I can do about it” said Spike studying the picture, and then snapping his claws covering the kids with the black and purple energy of chaos. “Okay, let’s see what it says” The entire team of chaos examined the picture again, and then face-hoofed in exasperation. “Oh come on!” They said at the unison. What the glyphs say was: Cacique Noj loves Ixquic. Sons of the Nation, sons of the Quetzal, sons de la gran puta ya dejen de chingar! School sucks; Hun-Camé & Vucub-Camé forever together. “Okay, no pony would believe us!” “Is it just me or we’ve just discovered the first chapter of the history of vandalism” “Walls have been the newspaper of the people since ponies knew how to write” The kids just shrugged and were about to leave the park; in their camouflaged forms it would be easy to find a hotel or some place to spend the night. But right at the entrance a strange mare dressed all in white with long mane that covered her face creeped to Spike (who took the form of an adult red Pegasus). “Oooooooh, my soooooooooooon, my soooooooooooon” The team of chaos jumped backwards because of the impression. For some reason the very presence of this pony unnerved them. “My soooooon, my soooooon, an autograph for my sooooooon. Don’t you want to please my sooooooooon?” Rumble (disguised also as an adult) just gulped faking ignorance. “Autograph? What you mean lady, we’re just a family having our vacation” “Yeah, yeah! We’re not celebrities or anything” said Spike. “Youuuur illusssioooooons doesn’t affect the eyes of thooooose who passed awaaaaaaaay long time agoooooo. If you don’t want to give me an autograph then let me take a picture with yoooooooouuuuuuuu” The group gulped pressing against each other looking for protection. Now that they noticed, the mare looked kind of transparent and unsolid. “Autograaaaaaph for my sooooooon! Concede that grace to a pooooor soooul from puuuuuurgatoryyyyyy” The agents of chaos screamed in fear and escaped from the crying ghost, but they were intercepted by a giant black dog with red eyes, sharply fangs and goat hooves. The monster grinned to them. “We’ve come from Tikal at the very moment we felt your presence nearby. The last you can do for your undead fans is to sign a couple of autographs” barked the black dog. “Come on, dedicate it to Cadejo and Llorona” The kids shrieked again and tried to escape to another direction but this time they were stopped by an unusually short pony almost completely hidden by an enormous Mexican hat. The Team of Chaos didn’t know how but they could feel the cold stare from this newcomer. The strange creature then took a guitar out of somewhere and began to play an unnerving melody that made the Team of Chaos shiver. “I love you more than my eyes, more than my eyes I love you; but I love my eyes the most because my eyes saw you!” Sang the creature with a deep threatening voice; and then he kicked to the team of chaos a Polaroid and a pen. “Sing a picture, for your number one admirer, Sombrerón” The dark aura from the creatures was too much to handle, and one more time the team of chaos went back to normal because of the nerves. So surrounded by the three undead creatures Spike finally gave up and took the Polaroidm that Sombrerón offered him. “Okay, we’ll do this for you… but can you do something for us in exchange?” “Name it! It would be an honor to serve our idols!” Howled the monstrous dog called the Cadejo. “Can you show us a way to escape, you know, from the rest of the fans?” Asked Sweetie shyly. The three undead creatures nodded. “As soon as you finish signing us a picture” The kids had been running away from annoying fans the entire afternoon; and even if this three creatures were frightening as hell it was preferable than tons of ponies harassing them all over. Very scary entities, but precisely that was the reason nopony else came to bother them. They were too afraid to approach. “You asked for a way far from your other fans, right?” Asked the monster known as Sombrerón- “Yes!” “Tatuana!” Called Llorona, the crying spirit. A fourth entity appeared, it was a unicorn mare with long black mane with a Cutie Mark of a small boat. If it wasn’t for the dark aura coming from her, the kids could say it was a normal pony. “You called?” Asked the Dark Sorceress known as Tatuana. “Can you use that spell you know to help the team of chaos escape from their fans?” “Easy enough, where to?” “This has to be as far as possible from… everypony I think” mumbled Scoots. Spike considered for a little and whispered something to Tatuana. “Are you sure little dragon?” Asked the Sorceress. “Yes!” “So be it!” The Dark Sorceress took a piece of charcoal and drew the same boat she had in her Cutie Mark in the floor. A dark glow surrounded the drawing and it slowly became a real boat where the Agents of Chaos jumped in at the sign of Tatuana. The boat began to float in the air, and ship and passengers disappeared in the darkness of the night. (A/N: I know the last part was confusing, but in the original version I couldn’t avoid mentioning the folkloric monsters from Guatemalan culture; I promise this is the last time I do something like it) The flying-boat landed in a plaza right before a large needle-shaped building that rose above the whole city. “What is this place?” Asked Babs looking around. “The Obelisk of Buenos Aires” smiled Spike. “Buenos Aires? Remind me which part of Equestria is this…” The dragon just smirked very proud of himself. “None. This is Draguentina, one of the many regions of Reptilia the Dragon Kingdom!” “WHAT?!” Shouted the other kids. Spike nodded with his arms still crossed. “Don’t you see it guys? All this time we’ve been escaping from ponies, ponies! And I bet we’re not as known in Reptilia as in Equestria! We can go for a walk and know the city. Come on, this is the first time we’re in a dragon city” Sweetie Belle considered for a little and smiled to Spike turning herself into a dragon. Her scales were white as her fur, but her mane changed into some kind of soft and flexible purple scales that resembled hair. “It’s a great idea!” Cheered the pony-turned-dragon. “Let us help you guys!” And between Sweetie and Spike turned the rest of the agents in dragon versions of themselves; and for himself, Spike turned back to his old lavender and green scales. The kids sighed relieved (but not fully relaxed yet) and began to explore the streets of the city that combined both neoclassic architecture with modern structures. And dragons of all sized and species (flying dragons, serpent dragons, earth dragons like Spike, etc.) were flying or walking all over focused in their daily problems, just as ponies did. “A little more modern that Ponyville but not to the suffocating point of Mane-Hattan” observed Apple Bloom. “No offense Babs!” “None taken! If I’m honest with you this fusion is kind of refreshing” The others agreed, but suddenly their stomachs required attention. “Ey guys, what’s to eat in Draguentina?” “Let’s find it out!” They wandered around several streets until they bumped into a small commercial area where a delicious scent was floating in the air; the problem was that they couldn’t identify what kind of food it was, only that it smelled marvelous for their draconic selves. Finally they chose one of the three restaurants in the area where they were greeted for a beautiful dragon lady about her twenties, metallic-blue scales and red eyes. She had two big wings growing from her back covered with something that looked like Pegasus feathers but when they looked closely they noticed it were scales; large aerodynamic scales to improve flying. “Welcome to Los Churrascos de los Kelvin, are you ready to order or do you prefer to see the menu?” “Bring us the menu please!” Said Spike looking fascinated at the beautiful waitress, who winked to him. Spike stood there happily looking the dragoness leaving, when Sweetie kicked him for under the table. Unaware of the little romantic misunderstanding, the waitress came back with six menus that she left with the group of youngsters. The Team of Chaos began to look for something interesting to eat. Most of the menu were variations of a kind of a brownish plank-like food that came with two side options: jewels or potatoes. But what kind of food that was? Scootaloo found the answer when she spotted a small note at the bottom of the menu and paled. “What’s wrong Scoots?” The orange filly-turned-dragon just showed them: 100% REAL BEEF The kids almost fell from their chairs. “Meat? Are you telling me that…” A quick look around confirmed their fears, every single dragon in the restaurant were eating same horrible thing: meat. Different kinds of meats, different sauces, different spices… but in the end it was always meat. “Meat? We were about to eat an animal?” Asked a very nervous Rumble walking backwards, bumping with the waitress. He turned very scared to her, who raised an eyebrow. “Are you okay? Is something wrong?” She asked concerned. “Is everything on the menu meat?” Asked Babs with a trembling voice. The waitress seemed genuinely confused about this. “Yes it is, this is a churrasco restaurant after all” said the dragoness scratching her head. “What’s wrong?” The entire group paled and escaped from the restaurant much for everydragon’s confusion. “What’s their problem anyway? Everyone knows that ninety percent of the draconic diet is meat” They ran around the streets of Buenos Aires for a while until they stopped in an alley where they could rest. “That was awful” said Sweetie Belle. “Yeah, unexpected” said Rumble. “Dude, why didn’t you tell us that dragons were carnivore?” Spike blushed. “I didn’t know! Damn it, I can’t believe we were about to eat an animal because of me” “It was an accident Spike, it happens” comforted him Sweetie. The kids sighed, there were a lot of things they didn’t know about this world and the other species. But they didn’t had the time to talk since the same dragoness who was attending the restaurant landed before them, shaking her beautiful wings. “Here you are pibes!” “What are you doing here?” Asked Rumble defensively. The waitress frowned. “I was worried about you after you left my restaurant of course! What’s wrong with you? Without meat a dragon can’t grow big and strong; vegetarian dragons stay short and wimpy forever. Come on, don’t you want to become big and strong as King Flames, oh God of Disharmony and Chaos?” The group moved backwards afraid of this dragoness, but then she peacefully extended her claw to introduce herself: “Let’s start from the beginning, okay? The name is Pirotecnia (Pyrotechnics) Kelvin, but my friends call me Pina. Nice to meet you oh Spike God of Chaos and the team of chaos” “How do you know?” Asked Spike charging his powers. Pina gave him a playful smile still offering her claw in a welcoming attitude. “It was easy, every dragon eats meat; it’s ninety percent of our diet for Flames’ sake! After seeing a bunch of dragons who freaked out just at the idea of eat meat it wasn’t that hard to notice there was something suspicious. And as far as I know there’s only one dragon who was raised by ponies and because of this knows nothing about dragon society and our eating habits” “That obvious?” Asked Spike sighing and accepting Pina’s claw. Pina smirked. “Kind off” “Whatever! Nice to meet you, Miss Pina” “Just Pina it’s okay. Nice to meet you God of Chaos!” Sweetie was frowning to the dragoness, so Pina quickly turned to her with a playful smirk. “It’s a pleasure to meet you too Agents of chaos! Please tell me, did you transformed into actual dragons or is just an illusion?” “We transformed” said Rumble shacking Pina’s claw. “Cool! So you can try my famous puyazo!” Cheered Pina. “EW!” Complained Apple Bloom. “Just kidding, just kidding” laughed Pina. “What are you doing here in Buenos Aires?” “Running away, long story” sighed Babs. “It’s cool, it’s cool” The Agents of Chaos’ stomachs growled claiming for attention and Pina raised an eyebrow. “You haven’t eat yet, right?” Asked the dragoness kindly. “Nope” sighed Sweetie Belle. “Tell me, is there any place we can eat? You know what I mean, a meatless restaurant” “Of course not! Didn’t you hear me? Ninety percent of our species’ diet is meat!” The Agents just sighed in defeat but Pina winked to them confidently. “Calm down, I can show you a pizza place I know with vegetarian options: mushrooms, peppers, onions, olives; your choice!” “Really?!” Said the six kids. “But in exchange…” Spike made a face-claw. “Let me guess: you want us to sign you a picture!” Pina nodded and all the group groaned in annoyance. “Oh come on! You’re the most famous dragon in the world, even more than King Flames! Is just a picture and an autograph! What’s the matter?” “Nothing, let’s just finish this!” groaned Spike. Pina clapped happily and took a camera from her apron and the Agents of Chaos had no choice but turn back into their pony forms allowing Pina to take a selfie and then signed it with a resignation look in their eyes. But then they turned back into dragons and went to the pizza place where Pina left them with a smile. “Thanks for your visit guys, and Spike, I’ll be more than happy to receive you in my restaurant when you finally decide to try meat!” “Never!” “Whatever you say, your body knows what it need” And just like that she flew back to her restaurant, after all she was taking a very long break and she needed to go back to attend her costumers. In the pizza place the owner seemed confused at the order of the team of chaos. “Are you sure you don’t want to add some salami or pepperoni? Anchovies?” “No, mushrooms and peppers are fine!” Complained Spike paying the pizza. “Okay, okay! Is not my business” They sat on a table where they ate tiredly. “What a day!” Complained Rumble. “Fans, fans, more fans; what’s wrong with all the people?!” “You’re right” sighed Apple Bloom. “But aside of that, you have to admit the tourism part was entertaining. Equespaña, Japony, VanEccia, Guatemala; everything was astonishing!” “Even in here” said Babs looking around. “If it wasn’t for the meat thing I would love to stay here for the weekend” The kids agreed with her finally relaxing after their worse day after since they became the Masters of Chaos. But finally they had to leave and again Spike had to enchant a door to leave them somewhere else. The others didn’t know neither cared where they were, no, they just looked around for a place to stay. “Is there any hotel nearby?” Asked Rumble. Spike nodded yawning. “It’s a very touristic area, so yes” He snapped his fingers and turned them back into ponies. One more time the Agents used their camouflage powers to look like adults and went to the closest hotel. In Ponyville, the Mane 6 finally turned off the magic mirror from they were seeing the action, laughing like crazy at the Team of Chaos’ misery. “You know? I almost feel bad for Scoots. Almost!” Laughed Rainbow. “The poor dears, but they deserve this and more” assured Fluttershy. Twilight nodded in agreement. “Of course they do! This is how we feel on the daily basis, thank you for the idea for turning the tables Discord; this fans prank is amazing!” The draconequs sighed deeply. “It’s kind of sad, you know girls? This is like that remote prank of theirs, I’m only amplifying what’s already there; and I never had that support in my glory days. I’m jealous of this kids!” “Then use yer’ jealously for something and add something to their punishment” said Applejack with a grin. Discord raised an eyebrow chuckling. “They really got under your skin, right girls? However let’s give them a break for tonight, okay? They’re tired and I’m too so let’s go to sleep” “Fine!” The kids really needed a good night of sleep after the madness of last afternoon; and they would stay the whole day in bed but Spike awoke them too early for their taste. “Wake up guys, come on!” The dragon said shacking them with his powers. “Go to sleep Spike!” Complained Sweetie Belle. “Yeah, fuck off!” “Rumble, language!” Said Spike crossing his arms. “Come on guys, the carriages leave at seven thirty!” “Where to?” Groaned Scootaloo. “Ponysney of course! We can’t come to Ponyrlando and not visit Ponysney!” Ponysney, it was like a magic word and soon enough the entire group were awake and having breakfast to visit the funniest place on Equestria. When the especial carriages dropped them in the most famous amusement park of all times, madness began. The kids ran all over the place waiting in lines up to thirty minutes just to have a ride in the most famous attractions like the Thunder Mountain, Horror Tower, Tiny-Tiny-World; the spectacles based on the famous children plays like the Snoring Beauty and Jumbo. And the best part was that beloved characters like Ronal Duck and the mouse who was Ponysney mascot were wandering around the whole park. At some point Rumble spotted a strange mascot who had a gas-mask instead of a normal one but he paid no mind. Yes, this day was just what the kids needed after that horrible afternoon. But then they arrived to Splash Mountain, a water-coaster with certain reputation, everything went wrong starting by the sign at the beginning of the line: YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST THIS TALL TO ENTER THIS GAME With their powers disguising them as adults this wouldn’t be a problem, but when they passed through the security check, something happened. It wasn’t the first time unicorn foals tried to fool the guards with an illusion spell, so Ponysney personel had the finest magic detectors in every single attraction (for a corporation as Ponysney security was a very important issue); of course the Agents of Chaos knew it but this spells were nothing compared with the power of a God, especially a God of Chaos. But this time it did worked and at the first hoof the group put in the game, an alarm activated and a counter-spell was sent directly to them revealing their true appearance. “Spike!” Shrieked Sweete. “I don’t know what happened! Everything seemed fine until now!” But at the end what went wrong didn’t mattered, the harm was done already and the group were surrounded already by a crowd; and given the amount of daily visitors Ponysney had, it was by far the biggest until now. “Aren’t those the team of chaos?!” “Here, sign my chest!” “Please marry my son!” “I love you Spike” “Did somepony said agents of chaos?” The circle around the agents were getting tighter, forcing them to stay back to back in a futile attempt to protect themselves from the overly enthusiastic fans. “Is it weird I’m starting to get use to this?” Asked Babs. None of her friends answered since they were too busy being harassed. A couple of ponies even dared to try to rip several hairs from the agents’ manes. “Ouch!” Complained Sweetie when several hooves began to pull her hair. And this was where they crossed the line. Spike grinded his teeth and opened his claw charging his powers. “Eh… guys…” said Scootaloo noticing the incoming attack. But it was too late, an explosion of chaos pushed everypony away. Spike advanced with a very powerful aura coming from his body relishing his fangs in anger. “Do you want chaos? I’LL GIVE YOU CHAOS!” It could end in a disaster, but Sweetie hugged her drakefriend to calm him down. “Spike, relax please!” That was enough to calm Spike, but just a little. But he had to release somehow all the energy he had on his body so he sent several beams of chaotic power to the several gift shops all over the park. Hyper-charged with the power of chaos, all the souvenirs came alive and crawled to hug the ponies. Spike began to breath heavily, that was trying but at least nopony got hurt. In fact the visitors were delighted hugging the toys around having the time of their lives. “That was a close one, we really need to relax” said Apple Bloom looking around. “Let’s go the hell out of here now that they’re distracted!” Suggested Sweetie Belle. Spike spotted a maintenance door nearby and again turned it into a crazy door that lead them to another city, Maris the city of love. They appeared at the shore of river Sena, right on one of the multiple bridges of Maris right when a ferry was passing under; with a tourist guide describing the city to the passengers who were about to fell asleep because of the ‘enthusiasm’ of the mare. “And this is considered the most romantic bridge of Maris” said the guide with monotone voice. “I highly recommend to kiss the pony aside you” Sweetie laughed and kissed Spike’s cheek, who blushed and kissed her on the lips forgetting his anger from before. When they finished, Apple Bloom and Babs were looking to the other side; while Rumble and Scootaloo were fake-puking. “Go to hell” complained Spike while Sweetie Belle giggled. The group chuckled and went to a bistro to eat something right after camouflaging for the second time on the day. “Sweet Boss, this escargot is great! This garlic sauce is the best” said Rumble enjoying one of the icons of Prench cooking. Scootaloo checked on the menu. “You’re eating garden snails, idiot!” “Is that so? Mmh, who would say that? This is the best thing ever, wanna try some?” “Pass!!” Said the other five kids. “More for me!!” Celebrated Rumble eating more. Leaving aside that, they kept eating happily but at this point they were used that something bad happen to them so they stayed alert. “What should we do after this?” “What if we go to the Louvre?” “A museum? Who do you take us for? Twilight?” They laughed. “No really, why don’t we climb the Eiffel Tower?” It seemed like a good idea at first but there was a line of at least two thousand ponies near the tower, and after their recent experience in Ponysney they decided to stay away from lines for a while. So the kids defeated and tired sat on a park boringly. “We tried. What else?” “We can go to Champs Elise to try designer’s outfits!” “Who are we, my sister? No, something else” They stayed quiet for a bit when Rumble threw a rock to a tree. “I hate fans, I really hate them! They ruin everything, from what should be an amazing vacation, to our own headquarters!” “What do you mean?” “All of this started because a stupid fan, remember? The creepy Fan-Bon” “You’re right!” Said Scootaloo. “Next time I see him I swear he’ll know who I am!” Spike then stood all of sudden. “Spike?” Asked Apple Bloom. “Of course! Don’t you see it guys? First a creepy follower of us chase us to the point to leave town, and then fans harass us at every single place we arrive. First at the Bull Fight, then at Japony and VanEccia! Everywhere, and even the undead join to annoy us! How ridiculous is that? Don’t you see it?” The Team of Chaos face-hoofed in understanding. “This is a prank!” “But who would do this to us?” “Who do you think? Our sisters of course!” Spike nodded. “But they couldn’t do this alone, think: who is powerful enough to measure with me and is a very close friend to Fluttershy?” The entire team looked to each other in silence, how could they be so blind? Then Spike charged his powers again. “Let’s go back to Ponyville, this ends now!” The dragon snapped his claws, transporting them to his room in Twilight’s Palace. The Mane 6 were having tea in their living room when they saw the entire group of Chaos going downstairs seeming very angry. “Oh, you’re back guys!” Smiled Twilight. “How was your trip?” Spike glared at her. “Very funny Twilight, very, very funny” That was it, the grownups began to laugh much for the kids’ anger. “Yeah, you got us. Great job” said Sweetie very angrily. “Is a taste of your own medicine darling” cooed Rarity. “We should teach you to respect your sisters more often” The Bearers of Harmony laughed even more. “Where’s Discord?!” Demanded to know Spike. A teapot shook entirely and the former God of Chaos emerged from it with an ‘innocent’ smile. Spike grinded his fangs. “Do you mind to wait outside? I want to fix this from Lord of Chaos to Lord of Chaos” Twilight looked at her friends, but still smiling they left. “As you wish, just try not to destroy my Palace” Spike glared at her so the girls better hurry to leave the room. Once they left Spike violently shut the door with his magic and advanced towards Discord, who still smiling approached. “What you gonna do, kiddo? Shall I remind you I had bear those powers for much longer than you?” Spike shrugged and offered him a claw. “Nothing, well played Discord, well played” the dragon said shacking his lion-paw. “What?” The rest of the team of chaos approached as well and shook the creature’s claw with a resigned look in their eyes. “You really got us Discord, and after all those years looking desperately for a Cutie Mark, we’ve learn to accept defeat” said Scootaloo shyly. “Just like that?” Asked Discord. “You’re not angry or anything?” “We are, but we recognize the master prankster” said Rumble. “But our sisters still have to learn to deal with their own problems instead of leaving all the hard work to you” said Babs. Discord chuckled. “What you gonna do to them?” Spike grinned mischievously. “I already did. The door I just shut, it was a crazy door” Ponysney Park: “Why did he sent us here?” Asked Rainbow Dash looking around. The park manager approached. “Excuse me, are you the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle?” “Yes I am. Why?” The manager just smiled and gave Twilight a piece of paper. “What is this?” Asked the purple alicorn. “You see, we’re really grateful for what Spike did, all our guests left with a smile on their faces because of his little tricks on the souvenirs and they’ll talk about this day for a long time. But there’s a catch” “What?” Asked Twilight fearing the worst. “All those souvenirs are property of Ponysney Corporation and cost money, a lot of money. And since you’re the one who fixes up what the Lord of Chaos do is fair that you pay for his little prank. Being a Princess money is not an issue, right?” Twilight gulped and looked at the piece of paper that was of course no other than the bill of all the gift shops. “SPIIIIIIIIKE!! Looking at the magic mirror, the Team of Chaos began to laugh. “Mess with the best, die as the rest”