"Alright Luna," I hear Twilight say. "I'm in your silly 'Trotting' costume. What are we going to do now?" she asks. "Dance around and sing songs older than Granny Smith? She bluntly and sarcastically finishes.
"First off, it's Trottin, not trotting. Secondly, while that would probably be great fun, not what I had in mind. I was thinking that we could role play as Batmare and Trottin in front of my Lunar Guard and see if we could get them to crack their normally stone faced facade."
She tilts her head up and puts a hoof to her chin in a way that could only be adorkable as she thinks about it. "Hmm," she starts. "I don't know Luna that seems kind of ridiculous. Star above know I've never even read a comic book. They're just sad excuse for a book anyway." She finishes with some disgust.
"C'mon," I start. "It'll be great! You said so yourself last night that you'd probably eventually find whatever I had planned fun! Not only that, it's supposed to be ridiculous! I never get have much fun with all the Royal Sister duties I'm expected to attend to all the time!" She looks up at me, a look of understanding forming on her face, but she's not sold yet. "Besides, it'll be much more enjoyable if I get to spend time with you!" I finish with a mock pout on my face.
Her look of understanding morphs into a loving smile. "Alright Luna, I'll do this silly comic character acting if it'll make you happy. Also because I'm fairly certain that somehow it'll end up being fun for me anyway. But first you gotta tell me what you want me to do when we're in front of your somewhat intimidating Lunar Guard."
Moon above! I love this mare so much I could just kiss her! So I did... Quite passionately, and had I not had other things to do tonight, it probably would'be turned into a full on make out session. Followed by cuddles! Cuddles are serious business! But! That is an activity for another time. Tonight is for pranks against my insufferable and boring Lunar Guard! So, I told her exactly what I had in mind, and seriously did she follow along well! I almost thought she was taking notes with how fast she came to understand my plan! So when I had finished explaining about an hour later, we were ready to execute my plan.
And so here we were, near the end of my Lunar Guard's shift where it would be easiest to break their unbreakable facades due to their own grogginess. Now all I have to do is signal Twilight and the plan will begin, little did Twilight know, I had a little surprise at the end you don't read in the comics.
So, I signaled her, and she dropped a bag of sand in the vague shape of a villain from the comics in front of my door guards. Now, to their credit they did not jump or flinch in surprise, they merely widened their eyes for a moment and looked up to see who or what had dropped it. during that moment of confusion in which they were looking up and finding nothing due to Twilight's amazing teleportation expertise, I had dropped down and gotten into position. When they finally decided they would find nothing on the ceiling they looked back down towards the sack of sand, only to flinch in surprise at the sight of me. And why shouldn't they flinch? My costume may be ridiculous but first glances will give only intimidation!
Then I yelled the same thing I had to Twilight earlier this afternoon, "EVILDOERS BEWARE, FOR LO! 'TIS PRINCESS BATMARE, MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT!" This caused my door guards to lean backwards in surprise! It also served as a second signal for Twilight to come into sight and activate another spell for the sand sack to move and explain their evil plan to Princess Batmare.
"Fear Not!" she started in an appreciably loud voice "We shall save you fair Night Guards!
I the amazing sidekick to the Night Mistress will now hit this villain so hard words describing it shall appear out of the air!" That was my queue, I readied my spell to complete the action of what she said would happen. She then jumped forward with a flutter of her wings and smashed her right forehoof into the faux face of the faux villain. At the same time her hoof connected my spell went off. A large BAM! appeared in the air next her hoof. The villain crumpled to the floor under the force of her still uncontrolled Earth Pony strength.
The look on my door guards' faces were hilarious! Their eyes were wide in complete shock and their bottom lips were trying to find a way to the floor. Their wings were spread wide and prepared to defend. I almost keeled over laughing there! But there was still more to do! I moved over close to Twilight and exclaimed, "Thank you for your contribution to the defeat of this evil doer! Truly he fell faster than expected!" I was supposed to be able to hit the villain as well. Though the look of embarrassment from her excitement is much more entertaining! "I suppose I should thank you for your brave victory over our terrifying villain!"
Twilight blinked in bewilderment, I had gone off script. "Umm, sure," she started in a confused tone. "What did you have in mind Princess Batmare?"
I captured her lips in a very passionate kiss and though she was surprised by it for a moment she quickly melted into it and returned it almost as passionately as I started it. Our kiss eventually evolved into making out, and Sun and Moon did her tongue feel great wrapped around mine. The making out eventually evolved into mane petting as well. It was somewhere past this point I decided to get us some privacy away from the door guards. I activated my camera so I could see their faces later. I couldn't look now due to other circumstances. After the picture was taken I teleported my camera and my marefriend and I into my quarters to continue our activities in private.
About 30 minutes later outside Princess Luna's personal bedchambers her door guards are in the final stages of recovery
"Wow, that sure was something..." The first door guard started.
"Yeah." Was all the second one could think to respond with.
"I think I'm going to go find some dinner and then go to bed in the hopes I can remember the end of that show." The first one continued.
"That sounds like a good plan." Was again the short reply the second guard was able to come up with.