//------------------------------// // Chapter 7: Dating a Flight Schooler part II // Story: (Scott Pilgrim V2) Rainbow Dash vs. The World // by Magicolt808 //------------------------------// Chapter 7: Dating a Flight Schooler part II “It’s almost nice out....” said Dash as she was flying around with Derpy. “I mean it’s about time right? It’s like April right?” (Rainbow Dash - 23 years old - Fun Fact!: She was also the Hero of Scott Pilgrim volume 1!) “Yeah, it’s around April something. Hey! Big Mac is filming a new movie in town!” (Derpy Hooves - 25 Years old - Fun Fact!: She’s totally straight!” “Why do you care? Is he hot?” asked Dash. “Wasn't he in that Band Battle thing?” Derpy sighed, “No that was Soarin’.” Dash was puzzled, “Wasn't Soarin’ the guy I played a show with last week?” Derpy glared at Dash, “Can we talk about something else!?” Dash stopped, “Oh yeah, hey, I’m inviting Twi over for dinner in a couple days or whatever so you can meet her.” Derpy chuckled, “I already met her.” “What!” yelled Dash shocked. “Yeah, your sister introduced us at your show,” said Derpy. Dash started thinking, “How does Gilda know Twi??? Why does she know Twi???” she asked. Derpy stared at Dash, “I’m going to issue an ultimatum.” she said. “One of your famous ultimatums?” asked Dash. “It may live in infamy. You have to break up with Scoots tonight Dash, you have to okay?” said Derpy. Dash dropped her head, “But it’s hard!” she exclaimed. “If you don’t, I’m going to tell Twilight about Scootaloo, first thing when she walks through that door. I swear I’ll do it Rainbow.” Derpy said. “But no! You can’t do that! These are lies! Dirty ones!” yelled Dash. Derpy flew off leaving her behind, “Oh and I’m having a guy friend over tonight, so don’t come home.” Derpy yelled back. “But what! It’s both of our homes!” Dash yelled to her. “See you tomorrow Dashie,” said Derpy, speeding off into the distance. Dash yelled at her as she darted away, “You suck! Surprising nobody! If bad was a boot you’d fit it! You’re a stupid poo poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! She wasn’t any good in bed!” ----+---- Dash stupid inside the chilled phone booth dialing the cold metals number keys. “Hey are you done with flight school? Do you want to...hangout or whatever,” said Dash. “Sure! Are you at home?” Scootaloo’s voice drifted from the phone. “No, I’m uhm, by the quill store, on a payphone,” Dash said. “The quill store huh...What are you wearing?” asked Scoots. Dash stood up straight, “What kind of question is that? What is this phone sex?” she asked. Scootaloo went on, “Phone sex, hahaha, no seriously. What are you wearing?” “Seriously? What? What are you talking about? Do you want to hangout or not?” said Dash, aggravated. “Seriously? Are you wearing that dorky jacket?” said Scootaloo. Dash looked around, “It’s not dorky! What are you, psychic or something?” “No, I’m right here,” said Scootaloo. Rainbow turned around to see her right outside the glass phone booth. (Scootaloo - 17 Years old - Fun Fact!: Shes totally obsessed with Dash!) ----+---- Dash and Scootaloo had went to the music shop to check out used cd’s and whatnot. “Ohh I can’t believe someone sold this!” yelled Scootaloo, picking up a cd case. Dash glanced over at her, “What is it?” she asked. “I love this band soooo much! They are so deep! Have you heard of them?” asked Scootaloo, picking up a album labeled, The Clash at Tartarus. “They are from Mane, I think. They’re playing here soon! I can’t wait!” Scootaloo was bouncing up and down. “Yeah...they are okay...” said Dash glaring at the case. Scootaloo turned to face Rainbow, head on, “Hey...I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my place sometime for dinner, to meet my parents...?” she asked quietly. Dash avoided her gaze, “uhhhh, I don’t think that is a very good idea, it’s really bad, like so bad.” she said. “No...it’s okay...why not?” said Scoots. Dash scratched her head, “Well I’m...uhhh, too old for you!” she exclaimed. Scootaloo moved closer to Rainbow, “I don’t care....I’m...in...love,” she whispered. The words were like fire to Dash. Dash stepped away from her, “Hey, listen, I think we should break up or whatever...” she said. The two mares stared at each other, “Really?” whispered Scoots. Dash nodded her head slowly. “Oh...” Scootaloo said. As Dash flew to band practice, the pained face of Scootaloo was embedded in her head. Only the happiness of Twilight Sparkle could push these thoughts away. ----+---- “Where’s Scoots? She’s not coming tonight?” ( Applejack - The Talent - 22 Years Old ) ( Rarity - The Drummer - 23 Years Old ) ( Flutters - The Roommate - 20 Years Old ) Dash shook her head, “Nah we broke up, but maybe you will meet my new girlfriend soon! Check it out, I learned the bassline from the Daring Do video game!” said Dash. The ponies stared at her blankly. “Rainbow you are the salt of Equestria...” said Rarity. “Wha?” said Applejack. “Oh sorry, I meant, scum,” Rarity said. ----+---- “So this is the big night huh? Fattening her up for the kill?” Derpy laughed. “Hands off the food!” Rainbow yelled at her, as Derpy picked up a slice of bread. Derpy glared at her, “But theres soooo much,” she pouted. Dash pushed her towards the door, “There's only enough for me and Twi-Twi,” she said. Derpy stopped, “Twi-Twi? Are you seriously calling her that?” she asked. Dash laughed, “Not to her face.” *ding dong* “Oh god she’s here!” Dash yelled. Derpy pulled open the door, “Good evening,” she said. “Hey...uh Derpy right?” said Twilight. ( Twilight Sparkle - Magic Delivery Mare - Age Unknown - Everything Unknown - Fun Fact!: Unknown! ) Dash cut in front of Derpy, “Hey come in!” she laughed. “Derpy, isn’t it about time for you to get your coat on?” “Do you mind if I sit?” asked Twilight. “Sure!...Hey! You got a mane cut!” said Dash. “Yeah, do you like it,” said Twilight. Dash stared at Twilight’s shorter, dyed mane, “Yeah, it’s got two colors....” she said. Dash looked at Derpy for help. “It’s lovely and thoroughly hip,” said Derpy. “What she said,” said Rainbow. Twilight rolled her eyes. “So do I get a tour of the apartment?” asked Twilight. “Oh yeah, sure,” Dash said Derpy walked out the door into the snow, “You fillies have fun now,” she laughed. Dash pointed around the living room, “There's the bed, and you’ve already seen the chair--” “Wait? Is this the only room?” Twilight asked. Dash giggled, “No of course not, we have the bathroom over here.” “I see,” Twilight said. Dash walked into the kitchen part of the living room, “As you can see, dinner is pretty much ready,” she said. In front of them was a huge buffet of delicious foods. “Holy cow dude you can cook? I thought the apron was just for show,” Twilight laughed. Twilight and Dash found themselves lost in conversation as they ate, sitting on the carpet. “This is really good, I wish you had a table, but I’m impressed,” said Twilight. “Yeah sorry,” said Dash. “I can’t believe you made a load of garlic bread,” Twilight laughed. Dash picked up a slice, “Are you kidding? Garlic bread is my all time favorite food, I could eat it for every meal, or just forever without stopping.” Twilight stared at Dash, “But then you would get fat,” she chuckled. “I don’t think I would get fat,” said Rainbow. “You’d get totally fat,” Twi laughed. Dash dropped her bread, “Why would I get fat???” she asked. “Butter makes you fat. Bread makes you fat,” Twilight laughed. Dash’s face lit up in shock, “Bread makes you fat?!?!” And then: Dash and Twilight were locked around each other, laying on the flat mattress on Rainbow’s floor. Their lips and tongues wrestling as music played from the T.V. Twilight’s hoof swept over Dash’s head. “Your hair is getting pretty long,” she said. Rainbow immediately pulled away. “OH GOD I NEED A MANE CUT DON’T I?” she yelled. 431 Days ago, 3 hours since Dash’s last break up (Her ex blames the breakup on Dash’s short and jagged new mane cut, She’s been cutting her own mane ever since) “Well I don’t know, it’s kind of cute long,” said Twi. “BUT IT WOULD BE CUTER SHORT WOULDN'T IT?” Dash yelled. “I’m just saying, it’s getting pretty long...It’s cute okay?” said Twilight, trying to comfort Dash. Rainbow Dash laid on the bed, thinking of her last breakup.