When twilight, Starlight, and the other members of the mane seven finish cutting Rainbow Dash out from the webbing, they are met with some of the most colorful words they have ever heard.
“I am going to f*****g murder that d**n c**k sucking b*****d of a monster!”
“Rainbow Dash, watch your language!” Shouts Twilight
“Yeah, you can’t say that stuff, this is supposed to be rated PG!” Pinkie chimes in with
“What are you talking about Pinkie? Nopony else is watching us.”
“You’re right twilight, nopony is watching us.”
“Then what did you mean by… nevermind. Rule #1 of Pinkie, never try to use logic with Pinkie.”
“See Twilight, you can teach an old pony new tricks!” Pinkie says to Twilight, as the rest of the ponies present let out a laugh. Twilight groans and face hooves before grabbing Rainbow Dash in her magic as she attempts to fly away.
“What the f**k was that for Twilight? I was going to go make sure that that bug doesn’t hurt anypony else!”
“Rainbow, calm down you don’t think clearly when you’re angry. We don’t even know what happened! Also, Language! Now, how about instead of getting angry at something we know nothing about, we ask Scootaloo what happened.”
“Fine, but I’m still gonna punch that smug spider’s face in.” Rainbow replies before Scootaloo starts to speak.
“Well, last night the girls dared me to go into the Everfree. I didn’t want to but they kept teasing me and calling me a chicken so i went ahead and did it. However i ended up getting lost and attacked by timber wolves. Then Muffet came in and beat up all the timber wolves!”
“By muffet, do you mean that huge spider?” Twilight asks with a confused look on her face
“Yes Twilight, that was Muffet! How hard of a concept is it for you to grasp.” Scootaloo replies with an exasperated look on her face
“You named it! Why would you give that thing a name!” Rainbow shouts in an annoyed tone.
“First off, Muffet is a girl, second, that’s what she said her name was. I had no choice in what her name is. Now if you're done hating on the one person who seems to care about me, I’m leaving!”
“Scootaloo, if you don’t change your tone, i’ll have to…”
“You’ll have to what, have a talk with my parents. Ha! That trick won’t work on me! You can’t make me do anything! You aren’t my parents!” She shouts before running off in the direction of Ponyville, leaving the mane six in various states
“Why that ungrateful little… I’ll show you what I can do!” rainbow says before trying to fly off, only to be stopped once again by Twilight.
“Rainbow Dash, you need to chill out! If you do anything to her, her parents could sue you for foal abuse. Now get your head in the game and start acting your age. I am sick and tired of you constantly making stupid decisions!” Twilight shouts, her mane setting itself ablaze mid sentence, causing Rainbow to stop struggling and look at Twilight with a look of shock on her face. “Let me know when you finally decide to stop acting like a moron and mare up.”