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// Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny) 
// Story: Anon Vs. Justice, a Not-So-Epic Showdown Told Mercifully Quick 
// by Justice3442 
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Chapter 4


You gnash your teeth and prepare your claws as the bees continue to swarm around you angrily. “Oh yeah? You may have your god-like powers, but I’m a honey badger! And honey badgers don’t give a fu-IS THAT FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER?!”

“No, actually,” the pony says it levitates long, tube-like object with an ocean blue aura. “It fires lightsabers.”

“…Wat?”

‘PchooooVRmmmmmSKEEEEEE!’

“AAAAAAAAHHHHH! MY HONEY BADGER INTERNAL ORGANS AND ALSO SPINE!” You scream as you heroically fall to the ground.

“Yeah,” my opponent says with a clearly evil smirk, “bet you give a fuck about that!” His smirk falls slightly. “Ah man… I should have thrown in a cameo…” He turns towards a large crystal castle off in the distance that you saw when you got here but neglected to think about when you arrived. “Hey Twilight? Spike? Either of you want to get in on this?”

“NO!” a female’s voice calls out. “STOP PUTTING US INTO STORIES JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A STRAIGHT PONY TO TORMENT WITH YOUR WEIRDNESS!”

“NEVER!” the pony shouts back. 

“Dude!” a young male adds. “I think I have stress ulcers and I’m a dragon!”

“Fine! I guess it’s Applejack, the—”

A female voice with a southern accent interrupts, “Ah’ve got like five restraining orders against you!”

“ONLY UNTIL I WRITE OTHERWISE!” the pony shouts back. He looks around some more. “Huh… Well, maybe now that Button Mash has his own tag, I can write him into one more—”

This time, an angry female voice interrupts, “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again!”

“THAT WILL CERTAINLY NOT HAPPEN!” the blue pony fires back angrily. He turns to you and groans. “Fine! I guess we’ll do this without—”

“Well done handsome and strong hero,” a melodic voice like the sound of a billion angels all singing in a perfect angelic choir says.

“Wait, what?” the evil pony exclaims.

You turn on your back, which has a hole clean through it, and stare into the blinding light above.