//------------------------------// // 60. SciTwi Trying to Flirt 3: The Flirtening // Story: Fuzzy Fluffy Fables // by Fuzzyfurvert //------------------------------// "I just can't stop thinking about Sunset. Rarity! Do you think I should try calling her again?" "But you've called her sixteen times in the last few minutes, darling." "And I sent her twelve pictures of my whisker biscuit." "Twilight...darling...can I be honest with you for a moment? When you talk about these sorts of...er...romantic interludes, it makes one rather uncomfortable." "Why are you uncomfortable, Rarity, it's just a clunge." "Stop that." "Cave of wonders." "No." "My clown's pocket?" "Twilight, please." "My hoo-ha, beef curtain, front bottom?" "..." "Come on, Rarity, you don't like me talking about my bearded oyster? Hippo's yawn?" *sigh* "Just let me call her from your phone, please?!" "Oh all right!" *beep beep boop* "Hello, Sunset?" "Ahh! Leave me alone!" *click* "Yeah...she wants the V."