progres report day 5
today i did not go to werk becuz it iz my day off so princes twilit had me do tests. her tests ar ezyer than mis cheerileez tests. she gav me a woodn bord with lotz of holz of diferint shayps and a bunch of peesez uv wood uv diferint shayps and told me to match the shayps and to tayk as long az i needid. it tuk a long tym but i got them all matcht. then princes twilit showd me a mayz on anuthr tabl and sed she wantid to see how fast i cud run thru it. i sed how cud i get thru. it wuz so smol i mite brayk it if i tried. she sed she wud mayk me smol so i cud do it.
i wuz scayrd at first but she is a very smart princes. she sed take a gud look at the mayz and then she wud make me smol so i cud run thru it. it felt weerd wen she mayd me smol. i askt if i cud fly but she sed she wud rathr i ran wich is okay becuz i do not fly gud. it tuk me a long tym to get thru. i got lost a lot. princes twilit sez that is okay becuz this iz my first tym. i wuz vere tierd wen i finisht so princes twilit let me hav diner with her and we ayt and takt abowt the tests. she sed i show grayt promis and she thinks i wil be perfict for the spel.
princes twilit calz me by my name ditzy doo. i told her that my frenz at werk cal me derpy and she sed that did not sownd lyk a nys naym and thay shud not cal me that but i sed they ar my frenz and she sed she wuz not shur abowt that but wud tok to them. i cal her princes twilit or just princes. she sed i shud cal her twilit but i sed she is a princes and my mom razed me to be polyt and she sed then i shul cal her what i am cumfortabil with.
princes twilit sez she has testid the spel on a mows and sed the mows semz smarter now. she tests the mows and sez that she duz beter on tests evry day. i hop i get smarter like the mows. i ask can i play with the mows and she says no becuz she is testing her and she has to be carful wut the mows duz so she can mak shur her tests ar gud. that mayd me sad so she sed i cud giv the mows a naym. i naymd the mows mufinz becuz mufinz ar my favrit thingz. mufinz is gray lyk me but darkr. she sed mufinz runs the mayz to and runs much faster than me. i am sad at heering a mows is faster than me becuz it is just a mows and i am a poney but the princes sez that is okay becuz the mows has bin made smartr by the spel so i shud not feel sad. i hop the spel mayks me smart enuf to run the mayz faster than mufinz.
princes twilit expland stuf abowt the spel but i did not under stand most of it she sed it was mayd by an old unicorn pone namd medobruk but i dont no who that iz. i did undr stand that she wud put me to sleep for a lot longer than i normaly sleep maybee to hoel dayz. she sed i needid to sleep so it wud not hurt when she did the spel. she sed i am not smart becuz parts uv my brayn did not gro ryt. she sed the spel wud chaynj parts of my brayn and fics them so i cud lern stuf ezyer and faster and be mor lyk normul poneys. i wud lyk to be mor lyk normul poneys. maybee if i wuz normul othir poneys wud lyk me mor and my dad wud cum to se me mor.