The woods were huge. 1000 acres to be exact. On the other side, was a cliff. The entire trip through would take 2 hours walking, 1 running. Boy, we did a lot of the second one. We were 45 minutes in.
"Keep going! We're almost there!" I yelled. Bullets passed us. How bad of a shot were these guys?! I closed my eyes and I was in Equestria. I was still intact with my world of course. But what I saw were ponies. Diving into portals! Everypony was doing it. I opened my eyes and dodged a tree just in the nick of time! I then thought I heard a whoosh. It turns out, the ponies were coming to us! I saw Lyra jump out of the first portal. Then came Bon Bon (Of course!). They took down 2 guards. "Man," I thought, "Ponies must be super strong!" We wre 55 minutes in.
We passed other familiar faces. Derpy, Vinyl, Octavia, and many more. Then I saw a blue police, call box. The TARDIS! Dr. Whooves stepped out and used his Sonic Screwdriver on multiple cops. "Hurry children! The portal is very close!" he yelled. We took a left turn, only to run into the military. One had an RPG, another an AK-47, and one in a mother buckin tank! "Fire!" yelled one. They fired. But suddenly, "Deadpool?!" we all yelled. "Sup kids?" (before I continue, yes Deadpool makes an appearance. He is my favorite Marvel character. Don't judge.) "This crap's gonna have nuts in it!" he yelled. "Wait! To keep this rated E, I'm just gonna move the 4th wall out of the view." he told us. "Uh, o-k?" I replied. Now before you get mad about me not adding this part in, just imagine Deadpool throwing a grenade at a tank, beheading a guy holding an RPG, and turning a soldier into a freaking kabob.
"Ok time to move the wall back." he said. Our jaws were dropped but our eyes were full of amazement at how fast he did that. "Well, I'd like to stay, but I got an a**hole named Francis I need to deal with! Oh and also," he pulled out a slip of paper and signed it. "See ya!" We just got Deadpool's autograph! "Hey guys? Shouldn't we be running?" asked Jason. We started running immediately.
10 minutes before the portal closes,
"There it is!" I yelled. Right in front of us was a swirling portal of rainbows. Whoever didn't watch MLP would probably have a seizure just by having a glimpse of it. Just then, it glowed revealing none other but Twilight Sparkle herself. But, she looked younger? Then again, all of the ponies looked younger when they stepped out of their portals. "Twi? How old are you?" I asked
"19. Why do you ask?" she asked.
"You look younger than you were in Equestria." I replied.
She summoned a mirror and looked at herself. "Well judging by my size and voice, I'd say I'm 14."
"That's my age!" I yelled. "So does that mean when we go to Equestria, we'll turn 19?"
"That could happen." she said with a smile. Now this was actually news to me. Good news in fact. I actually had a crush on Twi after I got to know her. I couldn't build up the courage to tell her because I thought she'd laugh and say that she was too old for me. But now that I know that technically I'm the same age as her...
"Hey Twi, there's something I wanted to tell you." I told her.
"Might wanna make it quick! The gateway'll close in 3 minutes!" she yelled.
"Twi, I kinda, sorta have a c-" I was cut off by the cocking of an assult rifle. "Not. So. Fast" said a familiar voice. "I knew I'd catch up to you soon Brian." said Cason.
"Sup Cason, where's your dad at? Is he too scared to come here by himself? Funny how he let a midget be his body guard!" I knew I got him there.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" Yelled Jason.
"Shut up both of you! Besides, I got some magical enhancements! Thanks to TRIXIE!!!" Yelled Cason.
"The great and powerful Trixie apologizes!" she yelled. "They threatened to shoot me!"
"Don't sweat it Trixie." I told her. "How tough can he be?" I tried to left hook him right in the face but only ended up with a broken hand. I screamed in pain. "My turn!" he yelled. He pulled out his rifle. Now fellow readers, I'm pretty sure you know which song could go along with this scene. He shot me in the heart directly. My vision went blurry. I stumbled from my feet and fell. Right. Into. The. Gateway...