Fluttershy made her way into the forest, she found Discord sitting on a strange-looking stump, he had then noticed her
"FLUTTERSHY!!! Hello my dear!" discord exclaimed teleporting himself over to her
"Hello Discord" Fluttershy greeted with a smile
Discord teleported himself and her over to the picnic area, Discord set up a salad for her, and just had some cotton candy.
"I'm really lucky to have you as a friend," said Fluttershy suddenly
Discord smirked "You couldn't be more right about that, dearest"
"But then again, I'm really lucky to have all of my friends," she said with a smile
there was a flash of light and Discord's face and his body was close to hers
"But you're EXTREMELY lucky to have me as a best friend"
she frowned "Discord, I have other friends that are just as good as you"
"Yes, but I have powers beyond of an ALICORN, which is why you're lucky to be my one and ONLY friend,"
"Still, you are just good a friend as the others, I don't choose favorites"
"Oh but Fluttershy, I WANT to be your favorite friend, and I think I have just the thing to convince you," said Discord as music started playing, he snapped his fingers and disappeared while about forty thieves appeared around her then he started singing
"Well, Ail baba had
those forty thieves,
Scheherazade had
a thousand tales.
he then poofed his arms where Fluttershy's hooves should have been
But dear you're in
luck cuz, up your
sleeves, you got a
brand of magic
never fails,
then he then started controlling his arms the were now attached to Fluttershy's torso to make them punch the thieves, then he made them appear in a red place,
you got
some power in your
corner now,
Discord then turned into a firework, and he lit himself as he sang
a kind of magic of which you've never heard
he shot up into the sky and exploded like a true firework
You got some punch,
pizzazz, yahoo and
how
he appeared back down to Fluttershy and gestured to her mouth
See, all you gotta
do is say the words,
and I'll say:
he snapped his fingers, as he grew dozens of times his size, he folded his arms with pride and sang in a mighty voice:
Little miss, pegasus,
what will your pleasure be?
he snapped his fingers, Fluttershy appeared a fancy table, Discord was in front of her dressed in a waiter's costume, he had a pencil and notebook in hand, and he sang
"Let me take your
order, jot it down, you
ain't never had a friend
like me."
he laughed as he made a silver tray with a lid on it appear, he grabbed the lid to take it off, revealing a salad and sang
"Life is your restruant,"
Fluttershy was about to dig in, but suddenly Discord's head appeared in the middle of it, singing:
"and I'm
your maitre'd."
he snapped his fingers yet again, he was out of the suit, and he put his paw to his ear while singing
"Come on
whisper what it
is you want, you
ain't never had
a friend like me."
Fluttershy found herself in a salon chair getting a hooficure, a Medi Pedi, her mane was being done, she had a mud mask on her face, and cucumbers over her eyes and her wings were getting massaged, all by a bunch of discords.
"Yes Ma'am, we pride ourselves on service."
With another flash of light, Fluttershy found herself on a soft fancy throne being fanned by hand held fans that were being held by no one
"You're the boss, the queen, the shah.
Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little more baklava?"
in a flash of light, Fluttershy was on top of a pile of fruit, that was on top of a pillar
have some of column A,
Fluttershy fell onto a pile of vegetables on top of a pillar
"Try all of column B"
Fluttershy fell off the second pillar onto a soft pillow provided by Discord who then sang:
"I'm in the mood,
to please you, you
ain't never had a
friend like me".
with another flash of light, Fluttershy saw Discord's hands pop off, and the was a smaller version who was dancing along with them
to her surprise, the hand on the left hummed, Discord said
"Oh my"
the other hand hummed
"No, no"
both the hands hummed he disappeared
Can your friends do this? he asked while juggling torches.
Can your friends do that? he asked while falling apart, then his parts came back together.Then with another flash of light, he was in a magician's outfit and he sang:
Can your friends pull this
he said taking his hat and placed his right hand inside
Out their little hat?
he sang as he pulled out a bouquet of white roses and white lilies and held it out to Fluttershy, who gasped and had a look of adoration in her eyes, she took the bouquet in her hooves and gave it a sniff
Can your friends go poof?
he asked as there was a puff of smoke
Well, looky here.
Can your friends go abracadabra, let her rip?, he said ripping himself apart while another stood in his place
And then make the sucker disappear? he snapped his fingers and made the remains of the other one of him disappear
"So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a friend for charge d'affaires.
I've got a powerful urge to help you out,
So what you wish, I really wanna know?
You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is ask like so, and oh -"
he sang as he took a contract and twirled it around like a ribbon.Then with another snap of his fingers, Fluttershy was back in the chair with two ponies bowing down to her
"Little miss pegasus, have a wish or two or three.
I'm on the job, you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend," he made the ponies appear again dancing
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, he said as he made piles of gold appear
You ain't never had a friend like me!
he sang loudly, while everything was set as thought there was a party, he let out a laugh, then a few seconds later he sang while everything, including himself, was spinning in a tornado:
"You ain't never had a friend like me."
everything then turned back to normal, except Fluttershy still had the bouquet, and the was an applause sign above her head, Fluttershy put down the bouquet carefully and applauded with a smile
"Discord that was amazing," she said cheerfully
"Thank you, thank you," he said getting ready for her to say that he was her favorite
"Though, you're still not my favorite"
discord's smile faded
"However,..you are definitely one of my best friends, and my best friends are my favorite," she said
"But I thought you said you didn't pick favorites" he replied
"I don't pick my favorite BEST friends because they're all my favorites, including you," she said giving him a hug
Discord smiled and hugged her back, that was good enough for him, Fluttershy let go of him and picked up her bouquet,
"I have to go discord, thank you for the flowers" she whispered while nuzzling his cheek, as she flew away, Discord smiled, he could have sworn his heart grew twice it's normal size.