Okay, were do I start? Well, how about we start off with my name? My name is Eddie Russ and I am a brony.
Yeah, I know what were thinking, "Are you really a brony?" well, yes I really am. I have been watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from Season 1 Through Season 5 and I gotta say, I LOVE THIS SHOW. ( Clears Throat ) Sorry. Anyways, I wanna tell you a little secret. You wanna hear it? You do? Okay, I'll tell you, sometimes I wish I was in Equestria.
I'm not joking that's what my secret is, to live in Equestria. Now, I know that most of you will be telling me that it doesn't exist. Well' you are dead wrong about it. It really does exist. In fact, I am in Equestria. Unfortunately, I didn't get to be a pony I got turn into something else.
I can't tell you what I am yet, but maybe I'll tell you who sent me here. This is gonna get you jealous and shock when I tell you who. So let's start off with my "dinner” with my "Blind Date.” Buckle up, folks, this is gonna blow your mind.
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I was just sitting there alone at the table in a fancy restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I just hope she's not late because I got myself dress for the ocassion. A waiter walks up to me, holding a glass of wine.
"More wine, sir?" He ask, lowering the bottle a bit.
"Yeah," was all I said. He poured it on my glass and leaves. I was about to drink it when I heard a woman's voice in front of me.
"You seem to like wine," My eyes went wide as I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I put my glass down and look over at the women in front of me.
Now my eyes were wide and my jaws drop when I saw the woman in front of me. She was quite well slim and firm. She seems to be the same height as me, her hair was long and black, her eyes were blue and she was wearing a dark blue dress with a cercent moon and a black splotch around it to make it look like night time on the side of her dress.
I remain speechless because I just can't believe my blind date would be so hot. I mean seriously hot. She looks like Juivia from Fairy Tail. She giggled at my expression. "My name is Luna. What's your name?"
"Ed-Eddie," I said, finally finding my voice. "Are you my blind date?"
"Indeed I am. You did wanted a blind date did you not?" It was true, I wanted to date a girl. I never had one in my life until now. Fun fact, women are tough but fair as well as smart and beautiful like mine. Plus, her name is Luna. Yes, you heard me, her name is Luna which sounds very familiar to me.
"I do," I answered. "You are just one fantastic woman and you know that? I mean look at you! You are a gem."
This got her to giggle at my statement. Yeah, I'm good with pick up lines.
I took a sip of my drink before Luna ask me a question. "Eddie, are you a brony?"
That one made me spit out my wine and cough a bit. I look at her with a shock look on my face. 'Did she ask me if I'm a brony?' I thought to myself.
She smiled at me despite my shock. "I take it that you are one."
I couldn't believe what she just said. "How did you-"
She just cuts me off by shushing me. "Let's just say that I happen to know these things like my sister," She has a sister? Damn, I gotta meet her someday.
"So, I'm guessing your a fan of the show too right?" I ask.
"You could say that," Luna replies with a smirk on her face.
Luna gave me a serious look, not the "angry serious" look but more like a "important serious" look. I don't know what this was about but I think she might be a cop. "You don't have to be afraid of me for I'm not here to hurt you."
That made me sigh for relief only for her to lean in close to my face about six inches. "I want you to kiss me."
I raised in eyebrow in confusion. "Wait, really? You want me to kiss you even after you ask me if I'm a brony?"
She started to frown. "Is there a problem?" she ask, in a bit of anger.
"No! No, problem at all. I'll kiss you only because you are beautiful." I said, shaking my head in defense.
This got her to smile again after I answer her question. I was so glad that works, otherwise she would have smack me in the cheeks. She didn't say anything as she motions me to kiss her on the lips. Which I did. We started kissing for like seven second and then my head was starting to feel heavy. I feel like I wanna lay down on a bed.
I started to now get sleepy and I was laying down on the table, taking a nap.