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// Discord and Sheograth 
// Story: Luna and the Dovakiin (Poem) 
// by Okhlahoma Beat-Down 
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Discord had been sat,  a quiet Winter's eve,
the stone cage had started to freeze.
Eventually, though, it opened and cracked,
he couldn't help but think, 'Discord's back!'

Suddenly, he was joined by a rather odd  man,
he wore a multi-coloured suit, one purple, one tan.
'HALLO!' Shouted Sheograth.
'LOOK AT MY STAFF, IT 'S CALLED WABBAJACK!'

'Really, my friend, no need to shout,
the one I hate might be about!'
Discord started to like this guy,
maybe they both could make pigs fly!

'And who's that? OOHHH! Don't tell me!'
shouted the Daedric prince of madness with glee.
'Mehrune Dagon, he makes me snore,
Maybe it's that good ol' DRAGONBORN!'

He burst into a fit, like he needed a pee,
'What is going on here, and who art thee?'
The moon princess Luna, behind Discord she had been,
Celestia knows how much she'd heard and seen!

'Ah, Luna! My beautiful mare,
this is Sheograth, he's crazy as a bear!'
I think you might happen, it will turn out bad,
the Wabbajack turned Luna into a tiny, blue mudcrab.

Celestia trotted outside, what had happened was unknown.
'Discord, the elements turned you to stone!'
Of all she could have been turned into, maybe a Flagon,
Sheograth legged it when she became an Elder Dragon!

Discord's blood had ran cold.
For something like running, he was too old.
Celestia shouted, 'YOL, TOOR SHUL!'
Discord was owned faster than a baby on a mechanical bull.