//------------------------------// // Up and Over // Story: Three Dazzling Daughters // by BG9 //------------------------------// "Anoooonn!" Sonata cried "Adagio is on my side!" "It's MY side!" Adagio yelled "You're in the middle, genius!" Aria snapped Adagio turns to Aria and pulls on her pig tails hard. Sonata had been crying for almost the entire car trip. It was enough to drive any man to madness. "Girls!" Anon said "I think this trip would go a little easier if we all just got along, ok?" "Tell Sonata to stop crying then!" Adagio demanded "Sonata, Adagio is right you need to quit that." "Why are you crying anyway, loser?" Aria sneered "Is it because we passed that taco bell on the way here?" Sonata goes from crying to mad in mere moments "Onetime! ONE TIMEI mentioned tacos..." "You really are the worst, Sonata." "No, YOU ARE!" They fight to get at each other over Adagio. Adagio pushes them both back by their faces, clawing them with her nails in the process. Anon tries to restore order. "Girls." Anon said calmly "EWWWWWW! Adagio got her hair in my mouth!" Sonata said "Girls!" Anon said, louder this time "It tastes like cheetos!" said Sonata, further mocking her "Ewwww, that's what Anon tastes like!" Aria giggled They all giggle, momentarily forgetting their spat to laugh at Anon's expense. But the truce wasn't going to last for long. "How do you know what Anon tastes like?" Sonata jeered "It was a joke, blockhead." Aria said "I bet you love him!" "No I don't!" Aria fumed "Take that back you slut!" "Aria watch your words!" Anon yelled back The girls all slump back, shocked by Anon yelling at them. But they all remained silent. Silent for a nice, blessed minute. "Just a little longer girls, and we'll stop for a break ok? If you're good, maybe I'll pick up some - what the hell is that?" A festering, sulphurous smell permeates the entire car. Aria smelled it too. "EWWWW! ANON! SONATA FARTED!" Aria yelled at the top of her lungs "I did not! SMELT IT, DEALT IT!" Sonata yelled back "You're DISGUSTING, Sonata! You should live on a farm with all the other dirty pigs!" "IT WAS. NOT. ME!" "My MOUTH was open, pig!" Anon frantically rolled down the window. Aria leans over the seat and next to his ear. "I'm the best behaved aren't I Anon?" "Ohhhhhhhhh~" Sonata imitates her in a silly voice "I've been the best behaved haven't I Anon, please touch my butt and marry me!" "SHUT UP, FILTHY FARTER!" Aria screams in her face "I DID NOT FART!" They began to fight across Adagio's body again, causing her to slam her sisters into the doors. Only ten minutes to go before he could finally dump these headaches from whence they came. He drives for another five minutes and it gets quiet. Too quiet. Anon takes one last look behind and sees the most heart melting thing in the world. All the arguing must have worn them out. The three of them were all sleeping, Aria and Sonata using Dagi's cheese puff hair as a pillow. Adagio's head was rested gently against Sonata's and her mouth was half open. He just couldn't resist. Anon pulls out his phone and snaps a picture of the cute scene. Never in his life had he seen a scene more cute. Could he really just throw such cute little things back through a portal? Sure he was heartless, but even someone as heartless as he was had some capacity for empathy. The lack of focus from the picture caused the car to swerve, making Aria wake up. Quickly noticing where she was resting her head, she scoots away, completely embarrassed and red faced. "So Anon, where is it exactly that you are taking us?" Aria asked He contemplated what do say. He couldn't very well say that he found them so unbearably annoying he was going to throw them back through the portal they came from. "Just going on a little trip." Anon replied "Never you mind it. You girls look like you are famished. Let's get something to eat hm?" "Fine. So long as we don't go to Taco Bell. Sonata's taco farts are the WORST." He laughs and turns the car back around. After the big fiasco at Canterlot High where the girls tried to take over the school for vanity's sake, he agreed to take them in. Something strange had happened though. Ever since their magical necklaces had been destroyed, there singing voices were not the only thing to suffer. It was almost as if the three had grown younger. Adagio looked to be around fourteen, Aria looked ten, and Sonata looked like she was around seven or eight years old. It had happened over the course of an entire month but so slowly he was only now noticing it. It must've had something to do with them losing their magic power. Whatever the reason he kinda liked it. They were very cute indeed, much better than those terrible monsters that once tried to control the school for adoration's sake. Just as he was busy thinking to himself, the two other girls woke up from their slumber. Here we go again. "So did you have fun doing Anon while we slept?" Sonata said with a sly smile "BE QUIET YOU FARTING FREAK." Aria yelled "Anon! Aria is being mean to me!" "She started it!" Aria climbs over Adagio and bites Sonata's arm with surprising force. Sonata yells out in pain and the crying begins. "ANON!" she wails "SHE BIT ME!" "Did not!" These girls were really testing Anon's patience. He was five seconds away from regretting his decision to turn around. "Simmer down." he said "We are almost at Sonic and then we can have a little break. I'll tell you what: if you girls are on your best behavior and be nice to one another until we get there, I will buy each of you a cookie." Sonata's eyes light up and Aria chuckles. But even Aria couldn't hide her excitement. Adagio makes the perfect plan. "Ok girls! We have to be on our best behavior got it?" Adagio said "If you have any complaints, tell them to me and we can sort them out!" What a little leader she was. So cute. Even the Dazzlings weren't all the bad now that you got to know them. To Anon's surprise, Adagio takes perfect control over the situation. Both of Aria and Sonata tried to start fights with each other periodically, but Adagio calmed them down surprisingly well. For someone who tried to mind control an entire school, she was quiet empathetic. Just as the cart starts to pull into the the Sonic driveway, Sonata lets out a loud fart. Welp it was a good run while it lasted. Adagio quickly turns to Sonata with the most serious expression a preteen girl had ever made. "Remember Aria." she said "Cookies." Aria takes a deep breath and covers her nose. "Right." Anon pulls the car into a parking space and takes out the keys. The trio jumps for joy as they get out of the car. Sonata yelled in Anon's ears. "DOES THIS MEAN WE GET COOKIES ANON!?" "You bet. You girls did really well." Anon puts his hand on the little girl's shoulder "Please don't yell in my ear again." "O-oh... sorry." Jesus Anon thought I'm sound like a damn father. The three girls high fived each other and they go into the restaurant. Staying true to his word, Anon bought three cookies and sat down in a booth. Sonata is eating like a fucking animal and Aria of course takes issue to this. "Anon!" Aria tattled "Can you tell Sonata to stop eating gross!" "Shut up!" Sonata said with her mouth full "You just want him to do you!" "Girls!" Adagio yells, finally having enough "Would you knock it off!?" "Yeah girls." Anon says, taking a bite of his burger "Settle down and eat. Sonata, eat like a human being please." Aria sticks her tongue out at Sonata "And Aria. Stop being such a tattle tale. I will handle it." "Fine, fine." Aria said They sure were a handful bunch but they were starting to grow on him. Maybe this really could work out. But only time would tell.