This chapter was written because Mischief himself was jealous that he was getting no romance parts in the story so far. So without a doubt I present you, a side chapter.
BUT I still get to put in a signal for a big event coming up, but not the one you think. *wink
After Mischief left Applejack's farm he thinking of ways to save Cole's love life, or what's left of it.
"Damn idiot." He muttered. He knew what he was going to do to help him, but Mischief decided it could wait a few days. He wanted to go to bed, and do something else. He arrived at Carousel Boutique, said hey to Sweetie Belle, and went to bed.
He woke up late the next day. Mischief decided that Cole should have firsthand experience with a relathionship going south.
"Besides," Mischief thought. "Cole's last girlfriend was slaughtered by Cole himself. My last girlfriend still talks to me. I have it worse off."
Mischief walked into the bathroom, and took a long shower. He dried himself off, and prepared for a date. He didn't use cologne or body spray, as he had a grudge with chemicals in his skin. He put on his shoes, and started for downstairs, but was cut off by Sweetie Belle.
"Hi Mischief!" The filly said.
"Hey, Sweetie. What's up?"
"Wanna hang out today?"
"I would, but i'm going to hang out with my girlfriend today."
"That one unicorn? The one that jumped out of the ground?"
Mischief gulped hard. Did she know about the portal?
"Yeah...that's the one."
"She's very pretty."
"Haha, yes she is. Can't talk now, I gotta go." Mischief tried to go downstairs, but Sweetie stayed in his way.
"Come on Mischief we haven't crusaded in weeks!"
"What if we made a deal? What else do you want? Anything in the world."
"Hmm, I wanna know how babies are made." Sweetie said. Mischief's mental fortitude was not expecting this.
"Okay, i'm going to go now," he said as he started walking past her, "and tomorrow i'll teach you where babies are from. Deal?"
"Deal!"
"Smooth," Mischief said as he closed the front door. "I. am. smooth. Now just to avoid her until she forgets."
Mischief arrived at Fluttershy's cottage and Kiana answered the door.
"Mischief, hi," Kiana said as she gave Mischief a quick kiss. "What are you here for?"
"To take you on a date today."
"I don't know Mischief, I kinda have a headache."
"No. You are coming with me."
"But I-"
"Sir!" Mischief said. "Sir, sir. Sir sir sir, sir....sir."
"Not this again." Kiana moaned. Mischief did this every time he didn't want anyone else's opinion, usually Cole's.
"SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR!!!!!!!!"
"OKAY!! Let's go." Kiana sighed. It might not be the best strategy, but Mischief had a way with women.
The two trotted off to beach, and ordered some ice cream. They then walked along the side of the coast, washing their hooves and talking.
"Do you miss Earth Jamie?" Kiana asked.
"a little, do you?" he said, spashing her with a sprinkle of water. "Gotcha."
"Hehe, somethimes. I really like it here. I wanna stay forever." she cupped her hands, and splashed Jamie back.
"You know we can't do that. Once I find a way back, we're leaving." He kicked a wave into Kiana. "Winning, haha"
Kiana tackled Jamie into the water, laying on top of him. The two laughed together. "Maybe...maybe we could stay, even if we could go home?"
"I don't know. You wanna stay, I wanna leave. Cole wants to live."
"Don't talk about Cole, this is our time," Kiana said. "Let's go for a swim."
The two spent the rest of the afternoon learning to swim as a pony. After a while the waves got higher and higher. At one point Kiana was having trouble staying above water.
"Kiana?" Mischief called out. "Where've you gone?"
He then realized that she was drowning. "Don't worry Kiana! I'm coming!"
Mischief dived underwater, looking for Kiana, who was thrashing around wildly. He swam to her, and realized they were trapped in a current. Kiana had passed out from lack of air. Mischief swam harer and harder, but couldn't fight the current. He knew he was screwed. He was running out of air.
"Wait!" He exclaimed, expending the rest of his air. He flexed his wings, and flew upwards, managing to get above water.
"Gahh!" He gasped, then choked, "Why didn't I think of that before?" He then dragged Kiana over back to shore. She wasn't breathing.
"Oh fuck," He said to himself. He tried to remember CPR but couldn't "Shoulda payed attention during that class..."
He improvised, and gave her mouth to mouth resuscitation. It wasn't working so he tried pumping her chest, trying to get a heartbeat going. He alternated for a couple minutes.
"Come on...come one...Live!" He was getting worried. It was then that Kiana let out a quiet cough.
"??" He leaned in closer. Kiana spat the water that was in her mouth into his face. "Hahahaha," she laughed.
"Ahh!"
"Hahaha"
"Kiana?!? Were you conscious the whole time?"
"That's my secret, haha," Kiana then examined her mane and tail. "Oh my, not the best condition, still soaking wet."
"I'll fix that," Mischief said getting to his hooves. He walked up to Kiana, and grabbed her by the waist.
"What are you doing," Kiana asked as Mischief spread his wings. He took off fast, zooming fast toward to no particular place.
Kiana then saw that they were flying over a foresty hill. She subtly held onto one of Mischief's wings, causing him to fall. The two rolled onto the hill, laughing.
"Look!" Kiana was pointing out the sun setting over the horizon, her golden eyes glistening in the last rays of the sun.
"Wow," Mischief said, "That's beautiful."
"Jamie," Kiana said while resting her head on his shoulder beside him, "Even if we do go home, don't leave me."
"I would never leave you," Mischief replied, "I love you."