"Wowie, zowie, Maud! You never told me he was your boyfriend!" Pinkie says under the guise of a sneeze. "I thought he just came over all the time because he liked rocks as much as you!" Her blue eyes stared intently into Maud's own as the grey-skinned girl smiled in remembrance of their time together.
"Well-"
"And how did we get from your school days to your love life?! Woah, it's like everything you said was summarized into short paragraphs across multiple pages!"
"Yes, well-"
"Oh, you never said the boy's name, what was it?!"
"I'll just be getting to th-"
"And his name is?! His name is?!"
Maud simply continued to smile.
And Boulder plotted the end of the world. Not like he would ever be able to pursue such a pipe dream, however, as he is a rock.
The End.