You get on your phone and dial 911. You put the phone to your ear and wait for an answer. You look out the window to look out for the lady. You hear the cops pick up and say, "Is this cops? Good. N-no I can't hold for a minute, if I need to talk to you, it's now. Now look, it's an emergency, you know that lady, Rarity, from the pony show, yes. OK, listen, she's been staying with me at my house since yesterday. That shit ain't funny, I'm dead serious, she's been threatening me and shit and she has a gun with her. And if you don't know what she looks like, she has purple hair, white skin has arms and legs, and a unicorn horn and she sounds like a lady, well she is a lady, and she's supposed to be a unicorn, but a human version of a unicorn, and uh--" You hear the lady's voice and turn around to see her.
She stares at you and says, "I hope it's not what I think you're doing, Darling."
You look sweaty and nervous. You say, "What's up? What's good, Girl?"
She gives you an angry look and says, "EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU! I KNOW YOU'RE ON THE PHONE WITH THE COPS, I DON'T LIKE COPS WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET ME AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!" Does she literally hate cops.
You look at your phone and say. "Oh, this? It's nothing, it wasn't nobody, it's just my--" You run off in your house.
The lady starts chasing you. You reach a room and try to close the door. She reaches her arm in the room.
She bangs it open and aims the gun at you. You say, "Wait! Wait, I was just playing with you, I didn't call the cops, that was my boy, Bobby, he owes me five dollars, I needed to call him. If you kill me, you can live here and make all of the good ass sandwiches. I'm just saying--"
She shoots you and says, "You put the wrong ingredients I would like in my sandwich!"