//------------------------------// // Forced to make a sandwich // Story: DashieXP gets an unexpected visit from Lil' Miss Rarity // by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD //------------------------------// You arrive in your kitchen and grab a coup for juice. You see the lady laying down on your couch and says, "Make me a sandwich. But, no crust, Darling. I hate that stuff Also, do you have a lady-like bed for me, because some times I would like my beauty sleep and to relax." You smirk at her and say to her, "Why would ask to make you a sandwich? I was even going to make me a sandwich, because, I'm hungry for no reason. And I can't even afford a new bed and there's only one bedroom in this house. Shit got me messed up." You pour your juice in your cup and put the juice away in your refrigerator. You see a gun shot go through your cabinet and turn around to see the lady with the gun. You say to her, "Yo, I just got this new bread, seven grans, so delicious. And I got some Swiss cheese, but, you have to watch your sodium, you don't want to get your stomach big when you eat too much for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. I got honey mustard, I can hook it up with that, I got the good stuff." The lady glares at you and says, "Where's my sandwich?! And my bed for my beauty sleep." You say, "My bad, you want some juice? I got some juice, it's-- Huh?" She still glares at you.