DashieXP gets an unexpected visit from Lil' Miss Rarity

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD


The visit

You hear a loud stomping coming at your door. You say, "Who the hell is banging on my door early in the morning?"

You see Lil' Miss Rarity standing in front of you. You ask, "What's good, Rarity? Or Lil' Miss Rarity, because that's what you look like right now and a lot of people talk about you on the internet, and I'm not part of that. So, you have a lot of heat on you and I'm trying to bring that negativity to my place, I got a lot of things right now, I have a tournament coming up. So, what is it you need so you can be on your way, so what's up."

The lady asks you, "I need a place to stay for a few days, Darling."

You say to her, "Ooh, that's not what I have in mind right now, you know what I look like, I'm human and you're an animal who has arms and legs. So, if you don't mind I need to--" You slam the door in her face and peek out the hole on the door. "Jesus Christ, what is with her?"

You see a gun shot go through your door and turn around to see the lady holding a gun. She says, "How dare you deny my request! I hate it when other creatures don't accept my requests, even you." She aims the gun at you. "You want some of this? Because, you're about to get it, Darling."

You say, "Oh come on, you know I was just playing with you about slamming the door in your face, because I knew you were magical and shit. Because, if I did that, you would just magically teleport into my place. So, my friend told me she watches your show, you know like the 'pony show', she knows all of the songs you sang, the one she knows is like 'Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap Up'. You remember that shit, and I heard your friend jumps really high on the show. So, it's cool if you want to stay for a few days, and after that, you need to get out, because I have to do some things."