Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls: Welcome back to The Biggest Genius! The show where the everyday folks like you take on the chance to prove you’re a brainiest of the bunch!
Now give it up for your hosts, who love Cheese on Toast…
Chudd Chudders!!
“Hey, folks,” Chudd cried out to the cheering audience, as he somersaulted onto the set, “Has anyone seen my glasses?”
And The Earl!!
“Yeah!” Earl said as he appeared on stage via trap door, as more cheering, including that from the ladies in the audiences, filled the room.
This was the Biggest Genius, in which, as according to the announcer, is where many would try a compete in a chance to named the Biggest Genius, with a different theme and task for each show, there is no telling what or how the contestant would pull it off.
On the set were three stages, one had three stands, going from shortest to the tallest, the stage in the middle had a metal confessional, which looked like something that was part of a ship or a harbour, and the third had a desk with 4 seats, two of them taking by other contestants.
Next to the confessional, was a trophy, which on top of it was big brain, with engraving on the bottom saying “Biggest Genius Winner”, as a way that the trophy was for the winner of the show.
And the hosts were none other than one of the popular hosts from popular quiz show, Skatoony, Chudd Chudders and the Earl.
“What’d ya say, Earl?” Chudd asked his co-host.
“I’d say we welcome them to the show!” Earl replied.
“Way ahead of you,” Chudd said before turning to the audience, “and welcome, and those of you are still with us, welcome back, to The Biggest Genius! You probably know me and Earl here from our other Quiz show, Skatoony, and thanks to your support, we have now an even bigger show than ever before!”
“That’s right,” Earl stated, “and today’s Biggest Genius theme will be about: Interdimesional Travel! Yeah!”
Chudd then walks up to a metal confessional, which looked like something that was part of a ship or a harbour, as he explained, “And inside the Biggest Genius’s soundproof diary closet, the Toymaker will be revealing to us how he attends to pull off his full on plan for today’s main theme!”
(BZZZ)
“Testing, testing! One, two, two.”
Inside the diary closet, a figure was inside, checking if the camera was working right to reveal his plan.
The figure looked a little bizarre, as his head didn’t have any hair, or even ears, and his nose looked like a little dot, while on this head was a beanie hat with a propeller.
The outfit he was wearing, while it had a nice bowtie, looked like it was split in two; one side on his right was a soldier’s camouflage, while the other side was checker pattern of orange and blue, with cuffs on the end of them arms.
He had on him an apron, on it was a squirt flower on the left of it, and a small badge of the entertainment masks, one smiling and the other frowning.
The weird thing of him was that he had a wind-up key on his back, and his legs were like that a clockwork toy, or even a wooden duck, with the feet being clown shoes with little fluff balls on the tips.
This was the Toymaker, and he was contestant that the host were talking about.
“Is this thing on?” the Toymaker said, as he tapped on the camera lens, until he noticed the red light showing that it was recording.
“This is the Toymaker here,” he said, as he stroked a teddy bear that he had with him, the teddy having a bizarre grin on it’s face, “now ready to explain everything about my master plan to become the Biggest Genius.”
He cleared his throat as he began explaining his plan in details.
“See what happens when fairies eat to many processed Krabby Patties: they create magical gas! Who’d guessed?! Just one of the perfect usages for the creation of my vast army of EVIL TOYS!!” he explained, letting out a small evil chuckle, the toy seemingly giggling to at this.
“Powered by Equestrian magic, Power Rings, Ghost Energy and other known power sources needed to run my toy factory, my army would be lead by evil toy duplicates of cartoon goody two-shoes heroes and wicked mean-hearted villains.” Toymaker said as he continued, “My robot minions grab the well known characters, heroes and villains alike, from every dimension and then scan them to create a evil, perfect “Master Model”, then we send them back home, none the wiser!”
He then laughed like crazy, all the while hitting the lenses with the teddy, didn’t quite like, especially when it was then thrown in the air onto the ground, before it scowled the Toymaker after he stopped laughing.
“Now that is wicked geniuses!” Earl said.
“Indeed, will this plan of the Toymaker’s succeed?” Chudd said, before the Diary Closet door opened, the Toymaker stepping outside.
“Of course it will, it is 100% fool-proof!” Toymaker said with a smile.
Chudd slammed the door shut on Toymaker as the Earl stepped in.
“How will our contestant’s hero and villain duplicates turn out?” he asked.
Toymaker opened the door again, stating, “I prefer the term, “Perfect Evil Sidekicks”, thank you.”
“Will these sidekicks be better than the originals?” Earl said as Chudd tried closing the door again, only for Toymaker to barge in again.
“Yes, of course they will!” he said, only for the door to be shut on him again.
“Will the Toymaker ever sort out the problem of his ridiculous voice?” Chudd said.
At that, the door barged open again, as a fuming Toymaker shouted, “No! Never! Not in a million years!” he then lost the angry look as he then looked upset and confused as he asked, “You mean… you don’t like my voice…?”
The two other contestants, one that almost looked like Einstein, only with out the hair, and another being quite big with big muscles, laughed at this, as the Toymaker was shut back inside by Chudd.
“And will this smallest nobody become this show’s Biggest Genius?” Chudd said excitedly… only for the confessional door to slam straight into him, knocking him, which startled the audience a bit, as Toymaker stepped out.
“Well, I’m not here to lose,” he said as he swiped up the Biggest Genius Trophy, “So why not just give me title now!”
As he enjoyed holding trophy while kissing it, the teddy that was with began to run amuck, as it approached the other two contestants, as the muscle tried to swat it when it was on the table, he accidentally struck the Einstein-like contestant, knocking him over, then the teddy jumped on the muscle man’s head, and ended up striking himself on the head, knocking him out, too.
“Ha!” Toymaker cried with laughter, “That’s two of them out of the contest already!”
As the Toymaker enjoyed his moment in the spotlight, the audience, despite what had happened, applauded, looking forward to how this contest would turn out.
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