Okay, let's just say that today was... interesting. For one, apparently Professor Delmar, the guy who runs this place, (not to mention the guy who caught me,) thought that it was a good idea to come to work drunk for no reason. Let's just say that he's kinda... derped right now.
Instead of the usual lights-turning-on that woke me up, I had awoken to the sound of heavy footsteps and the clinking of glass. It seemed like overnight Professor Delmar had returned to the lab for something, but ended up somehow getting drunk instead.
The other guys here say that from the security footage in Delmar's office, it looked like the professor was working on some sort of alternative fuel source derived from ethanol, but somehow managed to end up consuming a diluted mixture of the alcoholic substance. So he's basically drunk beyond recognition right now.
The day, once again, went on as usual, aside from the occasional mumble about Delmar tripping on something. If I remember correctly, just an hour after breakfast a few guys in hazmat suits rushed to the chemistry wing after Delmar tripped on a box of acid.
As for Delmar, he was perfectly fine, landing face-first on the hard tile floor while the box began dissolving itself in sulfuric acid. The funny thing is, the box was in a closet the entire time, before Delmar brought it out thinking that it contained ramen.
But yeah, other than that, today was kind of a "meh" day.