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// Bumping into Discord/ A Talk with Discord 
// Story: A Day in the Life of Flash Sentry 
// by Silver Inkwell 
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Flash went off to the dance floor and then suddenly out of nowhere Discord popped right in front of him scaring Flash a few hoof steps backwards.

“Holy Celestia!” he said, “You scared me Discord; you shouldn’t do that.”

“Well I’m sorry I scared you, but I’m the lord of chaos, what did you expect from me, a musical number to start off the 22-minute show with 8 minutes of commercials? I don’t think so, I have better things to do than to sing a musical number at the start of every episode, but enough about that, let’s talk about you instead, you see I just couldn’t help but to overhear your lovely talk that you and Twilight Sparkle had, and I’m sorry that you two can’t be together.”

“How do you know I want us to be together, assuming that I do even like her?”

“I know these things, and you can’t fool me, no matter what you try.”

“Well it doesn’t matter if I do like her or not, she’s a princess and I’m just a lowly castle guard, there is no possible way for us to ever be together.”

“Well that’s just sad, a dream and a wish of love that can never be granted.”

“One might say so, I suppose that most would, but I just have to live with it.”

“Well anyhow I just wanted you to know that despite an entire fan base hating you, the author doesn’t mind you, but he does love using me, a lot. But anyhow I hope that you enjoy the party, I know that I certainly am.”

With that said Discord took a glass of punch, drank the glass, then vanished off and away leaving the floating punch in the shape of the glass cup.

I will never understand him, Flash thought to himself, and then he went on to see the Princess Celestia, he had some words he needed to say to her now.