(sung to "The Christmas Song", a.k.a. "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")
Sung by me, a capella, in a single take with no audio editing. Don't expect quality.
Human ponies sound so very neat
Hasbro must have seen our art
But all the characters go to high school?
That... does not seem very smart
Everypony knows...
That marketing calls all the shots
They just want to sell some dolls
With every movie skin gets more Caucasian
We still watch? They've got us by the balls
Oh Sunset Shimmer, please come back...
Why'd they replace you with that pink and purple hack?
Our hope is fading, and we're ignored
I only hope the jerks aren't going to ruin Discord
Strange land where nopony seems to age
E'en the Dazzlings, eons old
Although each new movie's much worse than the last,
Hasbro's rolling... in gold
Oh...!
Although each new movie's much worse than the last,
Hasbro's rolling...
In.....
Gold........!