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// Shipping Times 
// Story: Thorax the Red-Nosed Bughorse (and Other Hearth's Warming Carols) 
// by Trick Question 
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(sung to "Jingle Bells")

Sung by me, a capella, in a single take with no audio editing. Don't expect quality.


Ohhhh......!

Dash with Fluttershy,
Or maybe Pinkie Pie,
Or tragic shipping fics,
That make you want to cry (boo hoo hoo)

Belle with Button Mash,
And Rarijack's not bad,
But Twilight dating Flash, you say?
I'll kick your flank, you cad!

Oh! Shipping times, horse thoughtcrimes, you can't make us stop
Every verse will get much worse and then we'll partner swap
Oh! Shipping times, horse thoughtcrimes, listen to our song
Unlike Sweetie Belle, we never learned that this was wrong

Twi and Shining? Sure!
Oh isn't incest sweet?
Lunestia is pure,
And MacJack such a treat

Poly pony piles
A Mane 6 orgy? Yes!
What fun is there in making sense?
Ship Discord with the rest

Oh! Shipping times, horse thoughtcrimes, limits aren't our thing
There's no guess for who'll be next in pony fiction fling
Oh! Shipping times, horse thoughtcrimes, crackships are the best
We pretend it's irony—but no, we're just repressed

Crackle/Derpy works
Tirek and Cheerilee
While changelings with their holes
Do things noone should see

Zecora with a chair
Sombra and Flurry Heart
Wait, have we gone too far this time?
No, this is just the start!

Oh! Shipping times, horse thoughtcrimes, what is wrong with us
Normal people cringe at horrors we freely discuss
Oh! Shipping times, horse thoughtcrimes, rapid fiction fame
I have found it's easiest when authors have no shame!