//------------------------------// // What just Happen // Story: Why me? // by Miner //------------------------------// I have to admit. I am feeling a bit spoiled by all of the gifts Exclusive has given me. I am going to have to make it up to him somehow. For a quick change of clothes, Exclusive has given me a simple pink dress with a light white trim around the ends along with a brown sun hat. And for some reason, he insists that I wear a different dress once the spa treatment is over. He also wanted to give me a necklace to go with the dress but there was no way I could accept it. I am not saying that it won’t go well with the dress. Quite the opposite. It would have looked beautiful but with the spa trip and dresses. I couldn’t handle it. But I have a feeling he snuck it into my silver saddlebag (he gave me) where the actual dress is. It’s a red dress with a silver lining and trim. Just by looking at it, I could tell that it was expensive. I hope he isn't trying to win my affection with a nice gift. Because I think it is working. NO. Bad Jessica. You are a human; he is a pony. It would never work out. Even though you are a pony right now. Someday you are going to change back and go home, and it would be better if you have little of attachments to this place and ponies as possible. After a short walk, we arrive at a building. Which I can only guess, is the spa. “Here we are the spa where you can wash away all of your worries in their care,” Exclusive said waving his hoof in front of said building. He must like this place a lot. I hope it’s not too expensive. “Pinkie and Rainbow why don’t you join us?” Pinkie looks excited but Rainbow, I might be seeing things, but did she just stop in the air momentarily? She's flying normally now, but she looks very nervous and she's sweating. I guess she’s not so fond of the spa. She starts looking left and right probably trying to think of a reason not to go. “Uhh, no thanks... I uhh got some clouds to move. That’s it! Clouds to move over to Sweet Apple Acres. So.... uh..... BYE!” Rainbow said quickly, but just as she turned around to take off in the sky. She started to glow a light purple and stopped moving in mid-air. What is going on? “Huh! Hay Exclusive! Not cool! Let me go!” I then notice that Exclusive’s forehead has the same color glowing. Wait he has a horn! HE is a… he is a UNICORN! How did I miss that? Wait a minute. There is magic being used right in front of me. Another mythical creature is right in front of me! Awesome. “Now Miss Dash calm down," Exclusive said moving in front of Rainbow. "If my memories serve me correctly. You said the same thing last time as well. Also, you said that you would be joining us the next time we would come here.” Rainbow has a confused face. “I did?” “Yes, you did.” He insisted, Rainbow looks like she is panicking and trying to find a way out of this predicament. Does she not like bathes or something? “I couldn’t have said that! It must have been Pinkie Pie who did.” “Nope, it wasn’t me Dashie." She denied shaking her head. "You did say that.” She then points at her, “And you also said you would have a hoofacure.” A what? Rainbow gasped in horror, “What! No, I didn’t!” What happens next reminds me of an old T.V. show bit. What was its name again? “Did so!” “Did not!” “Did too" “Did not” “Did too” “Did not” I think this was also done in a movie before. Something with a cartoon rabbit. Maybe I should stop this? Then again, “Did too” "Did not” “Did not” “Did too” “Did not” “Did too” “Did not” “Did too” “You never get a hoofacure and that’s that,” Pinkie says to Rainbow somehow in the air while doing so. Rainbow stares down at her friend in rage, “You can’t tell me what to do. I am getting one and that’s final!” Pinkie smiles as she walks away into that Spa calling out behind her, “Ok then, have it your way.” Rainbow then marches into the spa with her head high and chest out. Everyone seems to be happy with her sudden change of heart. The front door was already closed behind us when her brain started to work again. I couldn't help but smirk when she realized that she had doomed herself. “WAIT A MINUTE!” This is the first time I have ever been in any type of spa. So far, it’s all right in my opinion. I won't mind coming here or another one again. I am in a huge bathtub relaxing and enjoying every moment of this. All of the stress I had up to now is being washed away. I think I found my new tub. I am never getting out of here again. “GET OFF OF ME! GIVE ME BACK MY HOOF YOU FIENDS!” A loud voice bellows across the room ruining the moment. Rainbow on the other hand-er hoof is fighting for her life. I can see Pinkie pinning her down on one of the massage chairs as the two workers are trying to file her hooves. I think they are twins judging by their color scheme. A baby blue body with a light pink mane and tail for one of them and reverse for the other. “I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE! YOU’LL NEVER SEE A SUNNY DAY AGAIN! RAINY DAYS WILL BE THE ONLY FORECAST YOU WILL EVER SEE!” “Rainbow Dash, for Celestia's sake you are overdue for treatment for a while now. Now stop complaining and let the ladies do their job.” Exclusive said plainly in his mud bath across the room. Why he chose to go into a mud bath instead of a real bath is beyond me. In any case, I tried not to look in his direction. Mostly because I don’t want him to see me. Why there are no gender-separate rooms for boys and girls here makes no sense to me. Maybe it has something to do with everypony already naked? But that doesn’t give me any comfort whatsoever. Wanting to distract myself I decide to join in the conversation, “That’s easy for you to say Exclusive. You’re not being forced to do something against your will” I wasn’t wrong. She doesn’t want to be here. Why should she be forced to do something that she doesn’t want to do? “LISTEN TO HER YOU PONIES. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE IS SAYING!” A smile comes to my face for a golden opportunity that has been given to me for a little fun. You shouldn't have said that Dash. “However, didn’t she say earlier "You can’t tell me what to do. I am getting one and that’s final!" I believe were your exact words.” I finished with a smirk. As she’s giving me her best death glare. "Thank you, Miss Jessica." The blue spa pony said, "Now calm down Miss Dash. We are almost done here now just hold still.” The screams continued for what felt like hours. I was getting to the point of going over there and hushing her up myself of letting her go for the sake of my ears. Speaking of ears what is that sound? I heard something earlier but didn’t think much of it, but it just kept getting louder until… “LOOK OUT!!” Someone screamed. I look towards whoever just screamed. But all that happened next was too fast for me to see. CRASH “AHHH” “Weee” “Woah” “Freedom!” What just happened? I was sure I was in a bathtub on the other side of the room earlier. Not on the floor with a weight on my back and my mane blocking my vision. I blow my hair out of the way. Only for it not to do anything. I was about to get up to move my mane out of the way when the weight on my back started to move. I don’t move. Fear of something else was going to happen if I did. Also “Ow my back,” "Ooooowwww." Someone said behind me, “Is everypony ok?" I hear Exclusive said. "Wait. Sweetie Belle, what are you doing here?” He stated as he got out of the mud bath. Wait. Who’s Sweetie Belle? I then notice the weight on my back move off of me. Allowing me to get up and finally have a look around. I could see that there was now a big hole in the wall near the tub. I also noticed that Rainbow went flying through said hole. Looking down I can see a little white filly with a purple and white mane and green eyes. She is so cute. I could just eat her up. I guess that she is Sweetie Belle. She even has a cute name. She looks down in sadness. What is wrong little one? Why are you so sad? Also, how did you get in here? "We didn't mean for this to happen," Sweetie Belle said. "We were just helping out Derpy with her mail route for one second. Next thing we knew, a cat ran in front of us in Scootaloo’s scooter, so we had to make a sharp turn to miss the cat. But then there's this whole mess of running into other ponies and things. After that, we went flying on a ramp, and here we are." We? I then noticed that she wasn't alone. I can see that there's a yellow filly with a red mane and a matching bow in the bathtub I was in. And an orange filly with a purple tail stuck halfway in a wall before was able to pull herself free and fall to the floor. Wait they did this!? How? That hole in the wall is bigger than all three of them. How fast were they going to cause such damage? Also, how are they not hurt? Besides some dirt on Sweetie Belle, she looks just fine. Do physics and logic just not exist here or something? My brain hurts. Pinkie came back into the room she was sent to the next room Via pony-shaped hole in the wall was any indication. "Well, that just happened."