“DAMN INSIGNIFICANT, ANNOYING WORHTLESS SORRY EXCUSE OF GOOD FOR NOTHING WINGED PESTS!!!!” he shouted with rage as his peace and tranquility were disturbed by knocking at his door.
“You worthless wood munching varmints!… I can’t enjoy my time here now can I?!” he shouted as he marched for the door in rage with a broom held tight in his paw to scare off the intruders.
Discord knew that ponies won’t go to him, more like the chance of them entering his domain was as probable as Discord abandoning his mischievous ways.. This had to be one of the flying badgers, again. These must be handled in such rash and brutal manner otherwise they'll return!
The notion that there’s a guest at his front door was highly and purely fictional for Discord.
But this time Discord's favorite phrase of "Impossible is possible" materialized just before his own door.
With a loud growl and an expression of rage and matching bitterness in his voice. The broom stood ready in his paw. He threw the door open with strong kick as he prepared to assault the invaders.
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!…
He gasped and stopped with the broom frozen halfway to its target. He was shocked to see the guest at his front door. It was one of the last ponies he ever expected to see at his door, Princess Celestia.
Celestia shrieked in horror of what she just witnessed. In the next moment, she giggled at Discord’s expression and blushed a bit.
Discord on the other hand, was shocked and horrified. He’s in a frozen state. He didn’t move as he turned white pale as if he saw a ghost. He slowly processed the fact he almost assaulted Celestia with a broom. No flying badgers were in sight.
He slowly turned red, embarrassed. Celestia only giggled.
She noticed the whipped cream lining in his mouth.
Discord blushed even more from the humiliation. He wiped the whipped cream off in a blink of an eye.
“Ce-celestia! - uhmmm surprising to see you here - ou-out of all places,” he said as he gave her a weird look.
"Greetings Discord. I'm sorry for such unexpected visit..." Celestia blushed a little.
“Please do come in… Make yourself at home,” he moved aside and presented the living room of his home.
As she passed him ,his face was still red and blushing, but not because he had just embarrassed himself in front of Celestia. But rather the fact that Celestia was here, standing right in front of him, at his front door, in his own dimension.
Not to mention that she was wearing a beautiful dress white as the snowdrop of the first winter snow.
Her hooves polished and decorated with beautiful golden bearings, matching the very color of the luminous rays of sunlight.
Her majestic mane was more astonishing than ever. It sparkled there were actual stars twinkling within her mane, the different shades of colors mixing gently.
“I know tonight’s supposed to be the spectacular night and all but…does she have to be so beautiful?…Maginifico…” Discord described her in his mind as he gathered his thoughts.
Celestia looked with interest at the decor of Discord’s home as she sat down on his sofa.
Discord nervously rubbed the back of his neck. He did not expect any visitors, especially one of such stature. He has not prepared anything at all, made obvious when he kicked a few dust bunnies under his throne.
Celestia noticed and smiled a little.
“It’s okay Discord, I’m perfectly fine and comfortable with this.”
“No no Celestia…I can easily l clean this mess up within a blink of an eye!” he proclaimed as he got up and cracked his fingers to prepare his magic.
But Celestia stopped him with her telekinesis, making him sit down on his throne.
“No need Discord. I actually prefer this setting, every twist and turn is outstanding. Did you do this yourself?” she asked with intrigue in her voice.
“Wellllll… a few things were brewed up from my chaos heheheh,” he replied smugly
“I might actually need your assistance in regards to a few things about art.”
“Is this why you’re here? To ask me to help you decorate a few things with my chaos?… Oh and by the way here!” he offered her his cookies and made another chocolate milk drink.
She giggled as she remembers the whipped cream beard scenario earlier. Discord groaned, followed by a frown which only made Celestia laugh even harder.
"Thank you," she took a gentle sip from the drink, her muzzle adorned by a fellow mustache of whipped cream.
“I actually came here to…” she suddenly stopped and blushed as she remembered her mission.
Discord raised an eyebrow and looked at her, but blushed too as Celestia’s beauty got the best of him.
He indirectly dumped his chocolate milk at a potted plant while Celestia wasn’t looking.
“Oh my would you look at that!… I’m all out of chocolate milk hehe… let me just go and get some more,“ Discord stated nervously as he teleported away.
Celestia let out a sigh of relief as he teleported away.
Discord reappeared in his kitchen, inhaling deeply.
Celestia rubbed her temples. “Come on Celestia… You’re already here… ask him… Now!”
Discord mindlessly dirtied a few dishes in his sink. “Just stay calm Discord… Don’t make a complete fool out of yourself… Just relax and make her feel at home.”
Celestia wiped away the whipped cream.
Discord washed his face in the sink.
Celestia sipped on her cup.
Discord teleported back just behind her.
"Ahhhh!" Celestia splashed her drink on him.
"Ahhhh!" Discord's eyes popped out and landed in his drink.
“MY EYES!!!… AHHHH!!!
“I can’t see… where are they?… Hello?…”
Celestia couldn’t help but laugh at what she just witnessed. Discord wandered around while his eyes floated in a derpy way in the drink.
“Oh Discord… “ she giggled as she gave him his eyes.
“Thank you Celestia,” he grabbed them and placed them on his tongue.
“Ta-da!”
As he swallowed them, they rolled back to their proper sockets.
For most ponies, it was weirdly terrifying.
But to Celestia, it was one of the most adorable and hilarious thing she saw in her immortal life.
Celestia felt nromal with him
No worries…
No secrets…
No troubles…
No doubts…
Nothing…
Just peace…
And Discord returned the feeling. He never doubted showing her his best jokes and mischief. She was always his favorite princess.
“Glad to see you smiling Celestia.”
“Oh well I always know that you’ll bring something up to brighten my day.”
“Well it’s my pleasure.”
“Discord, I actually came here to-”
“Yes?”
“Would you be interested to be my date?”
“She lays her head on
my shoulder”