Okay, I must admit I had better restful sleep camping out in the woods alone, but I give the tree three stars for being okay. It looks like that somewhere in the middle of the night the wolf had given up on me and left me alone. Great!
But then I notice that it has taken most of my purse with him. Oh great. I waited in my bed for a bit to see if it was still around roaming the area. As far as I know, it could be hiding somewhere nearby. Just waiting for me to come down and become its breakfast. But I wasn’t born yesterday now (or was I). I even tossed a stick or two to see if something was nearby. Once I had accepted that the coast was clear I made my way down. Which was, unfortunately, a lot more painful than it should have been. That branch looked solid before it snapped when I stepped on it. Anyways right now my butt (or is it a flank now) is singing a new tune with every step I take.
Looking at the base of Tree-bread. I found the remains of my pants and purse scattered across the forest floor. After searching through the wreckage for anything useful. I have found half a phone, three pieces of pants, four pieces of a purse, and gross used gum! “How did that get in there!?” And finally, $3.54 in change. Great nothing useful. Then again, I didn't have anything useful, to begin with when I got here. Well except for the phone. Which is now broken. Such a waste. And I am sure that my insurance plan doesn’t cover woodland creatures. So, I will have to get a new one once I get back, “Great.”
Abandoning the site and Tree-bread. I headed West in search of help, or at least I think it's West. Or is it East? North? Okay, fine I started walking around in circles for three hours and found Treebeard four times before I was able to find a dirt road.
Looking down both ways where the path leads. I couldn't tell which way I should go or how far the nearest town was. My only hope is that which way I choose is correct. But it was a fifty-fifty chance of picking the correct one. My entire well-being falls on me making the right choice. So, I then picked up a stick (which was harder than it sounded) and then I tossed it up in the air and let it fall on the ground in front of me. Most of it landed to my left, so I will go left.
During my walk, I then began to notice that the forest was rather pleasant when something wasn’t chasing me. I saw some interesting things like a blue spider with a white star on it, some colorful birds, and a lion-like creature which I hid in the bushes for an hour before it went away. I even saw a chicken go by, but it got away before I could get a closer look at it. Later on, I had to hide behind some trees when I heard something in the bushes near me, but it turned out to be just a simple white cottontail.
"Dumb rabbit. Don't scare me."
Two hours later, I stopped by a tree for a snack. I can handle eating leaves, but I refuse to eat grass. I will not lower myself to that of a common animal. However, I am starting to get a little thirsty now. These leaves don't have very much moisture in them. I am going to have to find a stream or a water source somewhere soon. I continue my journey, shortly after my snack break. It wasn’t long after that the forest was clearing up and I could see the edge of the forest.
Once out I could see a small village not too far away. Things are starting to look up for me. I can finally find someone that can help me. With a smile on my face, I made my way to the village. However, halfway there I stopped as a thought just occurred to me. Even if I did find someone, they might find a talking horse wearing a baggy sweatshirt to be a bit weird. But my chance of finding help is better if I enter this little town. For all, I know. This is the only town within a hundred miles of here. My best bet is to find someone who would listen to me. Better play it cool until then. Just act natural and start looking.
As I started walking in the town, I noticed something fast. First of all, there are a lot of horses here. At least I think they’re horses. I mean the bodies are the right shape, but the head is bigger than I remember it should be and with larger eyes than normal. Not to mention that they all had the colors of the rainbow mix and match with every pony here. What happened here? Did some kid go crazy with some spray cans or something and branded all of them with different kinds of tattoos on their flanks? Well, at least I don’t have to sneak around anymore. I blend right in. At least I hope so. Since I haven’t seen my face since I got here. But I am certain that I should be alright, which worries me. If I can blend in here, then what happened to me and how can I go back to being normal? Questions for another time.
Right now, I need to find out where all the people are. Or at least find a phone. Does this town have pay phones? If so, I should have brought my change with me. Drat.
Walking around town I saw a huge water fountain in the middle of town. Normally anyone would just enjoy the site of a fountain. I used to spend a lot of time nearby listening to the sound of the water and enjoying the feel of the coolest of the air rubbing against my body just being near one. But I had other things on my mind. When I was sure no one was looking I took a big gulp of its water. “Bleck!” Well, what did I think it would taste like? Fresh water? Who knows when was the last time they changed the water? But I was desperate, and hopefully, this was a one-time deal.
Once my thirst was quenched, I resumed my search. However, I started to get the feeling I was being watched. Looking around me, I soon find out why. For some odd reason, a lot of the nearby horses are staring at me. Mostly the boys, stallions I believe was the term for them. I have no idea why they are staring at me. Back home I never was able to turn the heads of any boy. Was I just prettier as a mare, than a girl? That is just not fair. Not to mention that I am not used to being the center of attention for so many of the opposite gender. Maybe they just realize that I am new in town. Or maybe they are just looking at the sweater I still have on? It ripped, baggy, and was getting hot wearing it. But I refuse to go fully nude, even though this sweater only covers my front half and stops just short of my butt. At least my tail covers the rest of me. Whatever the reason was, I didn’t like it.
I know that I am new here and all. But I could go without the stares. Could they just go on about their business and leave me alone? Or better yet tell me where your owners are. It’s too bad that they can’t talk. After all, they are just animals. “Hee Talking animal. Now that would make my day.” I thought I heard someone talking but didn’t see anyone. So, I dismiss it and continue.
When rounding a corner of a building I accidentally bump into something or someone in this case. Looking in front of me is a bright pink local horse, one with a matching mane and tale also bright pink. The only thing that isn’t pink is its eyes which are blue. Out of reflex, I respond to her as I would with anyone that I bump into.
“Sorry about that.”
“Oh, it’s okay,” she said.
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It can talk.
That Horse just talked!
I think I am having a mental breakdown right now. Different color scheme okay, the wood wolf alright, a new body cool, but a talking horse! Where in the world am I? Is this someone’s idea of a sick joke? Because I am not laughing!
Looking back at the horse. I just noticed how big her eyes are right now. They are much larger than they should be physically possible even with how big they already are. I got a good look at them too, especially when she was on top of me, pining to the floor staring into my soul. Wait, when did it get on top of me?
“You're new here. You must be. For I don’t remember ever meeting a pony like you around here before.”
Oh, so I am a pony, not a horse. Got it. “Uh... yes, I am new here,” I said dumbly,
“That means it’s time for your welcome to Ponyville Wagon Song.” She said getting off of me so I could sit up.
OK, the town is called Pony Ville. Well, no kidding I would have never guessed that a town filled with ponies could be called Pony Ville. In any case, where are all the humans then?
... ok now, where did she get that wagon? It was not with her a minute ago. Also, why and how is she jumping like that… Wait! Now she’s cartwheeling and standing up like a person. How is she doing that? She is a pony, not a person!
“Welcome to Ponyville!” The pink pony said,
Huh! Was she saying something during her whole dance number?
“Wait for it”
Huh? When did the wagon open up like that? And why did confetti just come out of the oven? Shouldn't have come from the... Ah incoming! I managed to cover my face before something that came out of the horns on top of the wagon got me. I am now covered in goop, great. Huh, it smells like vanilla. A quick lick turns out to be a vanilla cake mix.
“Oops, I put the cake in the horns and the confetti in the oven again.” The pink mystery said giggling,
I have so many questions that I must get the answer to. But first off. "How in the world do you mix up the cake batter into the horns and confetti in the oven? And just who are you miss?”
“Oh, I am Pinkie Pie and your new friend.” She says with a smile never leaving her face.
No kidding a pink pony is named Pinkie Pie…. wait, friend? “You want to be my friend? But you don’t know anything about me.”
“Well duh,” She rolls her eyes, “If I don’t become your friend. Then how will I get to know you in the first place?”
I scratch my head at her logic, "Huh, I never thought about it like that way before." I never really did have many friends back home. But this is the first one who went out of their way to become my friend. Pinkie said something fast that I didn’t catch what she was saying, “I am sorry Pinkie, what did you say?”
“I said why are you wearing an outfit like that? Did you lose a bet or something? Because, if Rarity saw you like this, she would have a fit.” Pinkie said tilting her head.
Oh right, my sweater. “Ah yes, something like that. My outfit got ruined before coming into Pony Ville yesterday. You wouldn't happen to have some spare clothes that I can borrow, would you?” It can’t hurt to ask, right?
“Nope, sorry. My clothes are too small for you.” Pinkie said shaking her head,
“Oh, well,” I said looking down dejected,
“But I know a pony that will be more than grateful to help you out.”
This filled me with hope, “Oh, great. I hope that they can. I would like to wear a complete outfit soon.” Sorry, but coat or no coat. I will not run around here in the nude. Hopefully, her friend can help me.
“Don’t worry about it. Exclusive would just love to have a new friend that likes fashion just as much as he does.” Pinkie said as she started leading me down the street.
Wait a minute. We are going to a dude for clothes. And his name is Exclusive?! What were his parents thinking when they named him? And why would he have girl clothes? “Are you sure he can help us Pinkie?”
“Oh, of course he can. He’s one of the best fashion designers in all of Ponyville.”
Well, that explains why he has girl clothes at least. I thought that we would be dealing with a cross-dresser. Or a girl with a manly-sounding name.
“That and also because he is the only fashion designer in Pony Ville right now Pinkie Pie." A female voice said behind me that made me jump forward in fright.
Looking behind me, I didn't see anyone until I looked up. There she was flying in the air smiling down at me. She appears to be a Pegasus which explains why she can fly. She also has a sky-blue coat and rose-colored eyes. As for her mane & tail. They were multi-color in the pattern of a rainbow. Seven colors in total. You know, normally I would be freaking out right now because there is a real Pegasus in front of me. A mythical creature in the flesh, but my dignity is my priority. Talking fly mythical creatures can wait.
"After all. We all know that Rarity is better at making dresses than anypony. But she is working in Canterlot at the moment.” The new pony said before looking at me with confusion.
“Hi, Rainbow Dash," Pinkie said greeting the new pony. "I am taking my new friend over to see Exclusive because she wants some clothes.”
I stare back at Pinkie before looking back and forth between the mares as my eye starts to twitch. Does everyone born here have a corny name? But then again. My name probably sounds weird to them if they all have these simple names. Should I still use my name or make up a new one?
Rainbow just scratches her head for a little bit. “Uh, I don’t know why you want clothes. They just get in the way and make no sense, to begin within the first place. I think they are a waste of time.”
Hold IT. What did she just say?!
“And what do you mean by that?” I said, quickly looking straight at her. Watch it Rainbow those are fighting words.
Not frightened by my outburst Rainbow continues, “Nothing much. I just don’t have any practical use or need for them. But I guess you like them then?”
"I most certainly do missy." For some reason Rainbow is angry and we have a stare-down. Maybe she is not used to somepony calling her names? Pinkie didn’t notice our little showdown before speaking up.
"Ah, girls we are here."
Snapping out of it I looked back at her apoplectic, "Sorry Pinkie," I told her as we continued to walk inside a building. There was a bell sound as we entered, along with someone else talking. But I paid him no mind. I had more important things on my mind. Like teaching this mare the importance of clothes. I take a deep breath and let out my words of wisdom.
“A world without fashion is chaos.”
“I couldn’t have said it better myself Mam.” Said someone else.
Looking in the direction of the voice I could see a white stallion with a short purple curly mane and tail with blue eyes along with two blue diamonds on his butt. There is a smile on his face as he stares at us, or me in particular. Ok seriously everyone. Knock it off with all the staring you ponies. It’s starting to get creepy. Wait why did I notice what was on his butt? Neverminded. Don’t you dare go down that train of thought brain?
“Hi Exclusive," Pinke said giving the stallion a bear hug. That looks like it hurt, "I want to introduce you to..." She then drops him and puts her hooves to her mouth in a gasp. "Oh, my gosh I forgot to ask you what your name is!”
"Oops now, how did I forget that?" I said scratching the back of my head. "My name is Jessica. It is so nice to meet you. Exclusive I presume?” I extend my hoof for a handshake out of reflex. Before I could put my hoof back down, Exclusive walked towards me.
“Nice to meet you too Jessica and yes.” He grabs a hold of my hoof with his own, “I am Exclusive.” he says as he kisses my hoof?! “It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance,” He said before letting go of my hoof. Oh, great now I'm blushing. I don’t know the customs here. But that’s not the kind of greeting I thought I would receive from a man. Ever. Wait, something is not right with that statement.
“Oh, come on Exclusive," Rainbow said next to us. "Enough with the mushy stuff. We came here to help Jessica with her little problem.”
Way to single out the elephant in the room Rainbow. Something tells me that I am going to have a hard time getting along with her.
Exclusive lets out a small sigh before addressing her, “Yes, Rainbow. I noticed her predicament when she walked in and was about to address that issue. I assume you need a dress, Miss Jessica?”
“What! No, not a dress just some pants will do.” I said quickly. There was no way he was going to give me a dress. I never was one for wearing any kind of dress. Mostly due to the fact of them being so expensive. I just never had the money available to buy any. And this guy is willing to give me one? Calm down, Jessica. He might just be acting generous to you with how you are looking right now. In any case, I can’t afford to pay for any damage it might sustain while wearing it. So, I will just stick with plain pants. The cheaper option.
But he wasn’t going to have it, “Now see here Madam. A pony of your beauty mustn’t be concealed by mere rags. I will not stand for it. Also, your coat and mane are a complete mess, a quick trip to the spa will fix that. And then your natural beauty will best anypony in all of Equestria. Believe me, once I am done with you, even Princess Celestial will have her work cut out for her.” He said smoothly.
I don’t know about being able to look better than a princess after a trip to the spa. But maybe? Forget it. It’s just flattery Jessica let it go. Wait. Did he say spa? “Oh goodness No sir," I said waving my hoof. "You are far too generous sir Exclusive.” Why am I talking so formally with him? “But I just wanted some pants. Please don’t waste so much effort on me. I am fine with just some pants. I am not worth the trouble.”
He chuckles before smiling back at me, “Nonsense Madam. I insist. Think of it as my gift to you for your troubles.”
I am not going to be able to talk him out of treating me, am I? Oh well, I guess if he is paying, then who am I to turn down a free trip to a spa?
“Well, if you insist. I would gladly accept your gift and join you in the spa.” Wait that came out wrong! Panicking I quickly wake my hoof back and forth “Wait I mean would like to go the spa with you. I mean, shall we be on our way?” I said with a small blush and a smile.
"Yes, mam but first a quick change of clothes."