“Are you fucking crazy?!” Ryan yells as he lands holding his balls.
Akira holds his tail like a whip,”Absolutely not. I simply don’t think things through.”, He holds his tail as it glows into a stiff position.
“Now taste the Tail Whip!”
Ryan barely dodges the move which cracks the ground.
“Holy shit!”, Ryan shouts,”What the hell’s your problem!?” After dodging another tail whip, he began to growl. “Okay, that’s it!” He have Akira a Headbutt, knocking the Smeargle into a wall.
A small pop is heard as a Teleport is used,”I’ve been blown across the sky for the better half of the day today.”, Akira says as he chokes Ryan with his tail,”I’m going to do a sky high Suplex. You ready?”
“No!”
“Kon Bon Wa!” Akira yells as he simply flips with him and Ryan and Suplexes him.
“Okay, no!” Ryan grabbed Akira’s tail and swung him into another wall. “Thank Arceus my head is suddenly more durable.”
“Whatever this is, can you please take it outside?” Gilda frowned while her parents nodded in agreement.
“Fine.” Ryan rolled his eye and High Jump Kick-ed Akira out of the door. “Huh, so that’s a move I can use I guess.” As he stepped outside, he saw the Smeargle glaring at him. “So if you wanna tell me why you just hit me with a mop before suplexing me that’d be great.” Just as he spoke, Light began chuckling to himself. “I’m glad you find this amusing.” Ryan rolled his eyes.
“Oh no it’s just that I figured out who this individual is and why he’s attacking you?"
“Well? Spit it out!” Ryan yelled, as he dodged another Tail Whip.
“Actually, I don't really think it’d be a good idea.”, Light gave him a look of uncertainty… Until Akira throws the mop right above his head, piercing the wall,”Shutting up now.”
“Good boy. Now stay as I beat up my acquaintance.”, Akira turns and brushes himself down. He starts to simply punch Ryan,”So… MHow’s being a Pokemon going for you?”
“Why the hell do you care?” He glared at Akira, and pulling up his new trousers as they started to fall down slightly. “Damn things… I need some sort of belt.”
“Belt?”, Akira chuckles darkly as he darts forward and coils the tail around Ryan,”I’ll give you one. TIGHTEN!”
“THAT’S NOT EVEN A MOVE!”, Ryan complains as Akira suplexes him again.
“Don’t josh it!”, Akira ties his tail to make a tight loop, “But since you were complaining… TAIL WHIP!”
He continued to attempt to use use tail whip on Ryan around the area.
“Okay that move is just getting annoying now.” Ryan grabbed the tail, pulled Akira closer and socked him square in the face, causing him to fall on his back. “It doesn't even do actual damage.” He slammed his foot down on the Smeargle’s tail while still holding it. “But if you really want to make something out of this.” He grabbed the Smeargle by the shoulder and gave him a powerful Headbutt. “Then do it later! I don't have time for this crap! Ugh, We still need to find Lucky, the little Fletchinder’s still out there. Okay, headcount, who’s here? We have Light, Slash, Guardian, Venom, Venom’s egg and… Jun. Ugh, let’s just go."
“Wait, what?” Akira opened his eyes.
“You, shut up. I shouldn’t have come here. Let’s just go. We wouldn’t have fit in that damn house anyway.” He turned around and began to walk away, but he was stopped when he felt an arm tug “Let go.” Ryan glared at the Smeargle. “Your voice already makes me want to punch your sorry face inside out, and you’re really pushing it.”
“Who did you say?” Akira looked up at Ryan.
“None of your business, now let go!”
“Who. Did. You. Say?” Looking straight into the Smeargle’s eyes, his own widened.
“Son of a bitch.” Ryan grunted. “Of course you’d have to be here, wouldn't you? Of all the people to see when I’m lost and confused, here you are knocking at my door.”
“It’s actually my door.” Gilda interjected, and the Scrafty glared at her.
"Look, Jun’s right there.” He pointed at the Smeargle sitting atop Venom’s back. “Take her and go.” He turned around and walked towards the door.
“... Thanks”, Akira mutters,”But one last thing.”
“What?”, Ryan turns around.
“One last hit for the road, eh?”, Akira smiles before shooting a Flamethrower point blank.
“Come on Jun”, he says, smiling at the sporting afro Ryan has.,”Let’s go. I feel like I’m about to…”, Jun sighs as she catches Akira before he faceplants on the floor.
Waving her paw good bye, she nods apologizingly for Akira’s behavior.
“Where are you going!?”, Venom asks, cradling her egg,”Do you have a place to stay?”
Jun simply smiles.