Luna was walking about one day
Soaking up the sun's warm rays.
Her sister, Celestia, was sat inside,
From paparazzi she was trying to hide.
The princess of the night was enjoying her stroll,
until she saw something with arms like a troll's.
T'was a tall ape,
though it did lack the hair
he wore armour made of the skin of a bear.
It appeared he was carrying a bottle of mead
to cross his path something she didn't need.
'Out of my way, I'm headed back to Tamriel,
shift your fat plot or you will taste my steel!"
Luna did reel back with a fright
Is this how you treat a princess of night?
'Have you no honour, you fat old brute,
with a smell like that, you should go down the garbage chute!"
Her voice was like an echoing boom,
she had plenty of practice during her time on the moon!
"If this is how you treat me,
shall I give you an arrow in the knee?
I killed a great dragon, on my own of course,
it will be a simple task to kill a blue horse!"
He unsheathed his blade,
t'was shining bright,
he swung it thrice at the bringer of night.
The sword was swift, she had to evade.
She regained her balance, remembered her age,
The beautiful princess was now full of rage.
She shouted with all her will,
"If it's me you want, it will be you I kill!"
Her horn grew violet,
The colour of the plants,
She fired her magic into his pants
She used to be calm, now she was violent!
The Ape threw down his spearhead
Hoping to slay her with flames instead.
The gout of fire blasted towards the Alicorn,
Almost melting the end of her horn.
By this point, She'd had enough,
Now was the time for things to get rough.
She levitated his sword
(Not being able to hold it, she is just a horse!)
She swung it to and fro,
chopping off the Dovakiin's nose.
'FUS RO DAH!' He yelled,
sending the princess flying into a well.
She clonked down the sides,
Smacking her head.
She staggered around, birds span round her neck.
The Dragonborn arrived, up at a height.
His laughter echoed down the well,
making him sound like a demon from hell.
'Better luck next time, you crazy blue horse! '
'Maybe now we can be allied, of course!'
Luna just looked up and gave a dazed grin,
That powerful man, this time he did win.
'Next time, however, thee will fail,
leaving I, Princess Luna, the one who will prevail!'