Thunderstorm woke up the next morning to a woman on his chest, asleep. He was half asleep when he noticed her and he fell out of bed, scared shitless. She woke up, rubbed her eyes and said,
"Thunderstorm? Why are you acting so scared? Its just me."
"State your name." T-storm said as his vision came back to him and he noticed who this woman was. Upon noticing who she was, he began to freak out even more.
The woman was Lauren Faust.
"It's me, Lauren." She said.
"Yeah, I got that. You're supposed to be married to Craig McCracken. Not to me. You're not supposed to be here right now." Thunderstorm said.
"Well, Celestia made me in your vision of a perfect girl. Obviously, it was me so, here I am! Your very own personalized Lauren Faust."
"Okay, this is slightly cool. I've never had any... umm... pony... do that for me."
"Well, next time you see her, tell her thank you."
Thunderstorm sat down at his desk and got out the parts to the secondary hull of the starship Enterprise and began putting them together with glue. Lauren came over and buried her face in his neck. Her body was warm except for her nose, which was cold. Her nose touched his neck and he dropped the bronze-plated sensor dish.
"I love you, Storm-o" She said.
"Uhh..." Thunderstorm started. He got up and finished with a,
"I'll make some breakfast."
Lauren took her face off his neck, looked at him with interested eyes and said,
"Oh? Whatcha makin'?"
"Umm... Ramen Noodles and Long Johns."
"What about cereal?"
"I brought a bunch of Ramen Noodles. Everything you see in this room is all I could bring with me to Equestria. But, if you want cereal that bad, I'll go to the store and buy you some."
"Can I go with you?" Lauren asked him.
"Yeah, I guess you could."
So, Thunderstorm and Lauren got dressed, (How Lauren came up with clothes, he had no idea. Celestia apparently thought of everything.) T-storm grabbed his car keys and the two humans went to the parking lot outside the Canterlot castle. There sat his car, the 2005 Ford Excursion armored storm chasing vehicle named the T.A.A.H.M.M.W.S.C.V.A.R..(Tornadic Armored Assault High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Storm Chasing Vehicle for Atmospheric Research) The two of them got in it and drove to the Super-Duper Mart. When they got there, they got out and went in and got some cereal. To his surprise, the aisle had all the human world cereals like Coco Puffs, Cheerios, and Fruit-Loops. Lauren picked herself out a box of Frosted Flakes and they went to the check out.
"Your total comes to 2 bits." The cashier said.
Thunderstorm paid the total and the two of them drove home. Upon getting there, they walked back to Thunderstorm's room. There was a new table in the center of the room and a brand new door just to the left of the sink. Thunderstorm opened the new door and found it to be a full-sized bathroom. He closed the door and turned around and Lauren had gotten her cereal and was now sitting at the table, eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Thunderstorm sat down across the table and watched the woman he had had a crush on for so long eat her breakfast.
Is this really happening? He thought to himself.
Lauren finished, looked up, saw Thunder looking at her and she said,
"What?"
"Are you real or am I dreaming?" T-storm said.
Lauren got up and came over to T-storm's side of the table.
"Is this real?" She asked him before kissing him, long and slow, on his lips.
Afterwards, Thunderstorm reeled back.
"Yep. That's real." He said, and then the fact that he just kissed Lauren Faust set in and he relaxed. "And that's real nice, too."
Lauren ruffled his hair.
"You know, you're a real good kisser."
T-storm got up and went to turn on the radio. He turned it on and the radio announcer was giving his favorite news, the stupid criminal reports. The announcer had time to say something about how a criminal jumped a fence, hit a trampoline that was tilted back towards the fence, and fell back into the waiting arms of the local authorities. T-storm turned back around and found Lauren to be laughing.
She has a really cute laugh. T-storm thought to himself.
That's when Lauren put her arms around his neck and said,
"Let's dance." That's when Bob Sea-goer's 'Against the wind' came silently over the phonograph speaker. Lauren's baggy black and white striped collared shirt brushed T-storm in the face when he put his chin on her shoulder when they were dancing.
"I love you, Lauren." He said.
Lauren brushed Thunder's black hair out of his face as he fell half asleep. Lauren dragged him to the bed, laid him down upon it, covered him up with the blanket, crawled over him, and fell asleep with her head on his chest.