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// If I had a life, I would want her to be in it with me. 
// Story: Human In Equestria: Book One:The beginnings of the Ponyville Storm Spotter 
// by admiralthunderstorm 
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	Thunderstorm retires to his room after a long, hard day of explaining to the princesses why he was here. He gets to his room and sits down at his desk. He's the only human in a world of horses. He puts on his reading glasses and turns on his lamp. His desk is a mess except for a clean spot in the middle and the area around his signed picture of Lauren Faust. 
He picks up his book, A guide to the magical land of Equestria and opens it to the first page. Then, he hears a knock at his door. He turns the chair around, looks at the door and says,
"Who is it?" 
Princess Celestia opens the door and peeks her head around it.
"May I come in?" She asks Thunder.
Thunder turns his chair back around, closes his book, picks out his three-foot model of the Starship Enterprise and gets to work on it.
"I guess you've already done that, haven't you?" He says to Celestia.
"I suppose I have. Umm... Thunder, you wouldn't mind helping an older mare with a problem she has, would you?" 
"What kind of help?" 
"Well, its just a small problem..."
"What kind of problem?"
"Turn around, T-storm."
Thunder ducked his head over his shoulder and saw Celestia spreading her flank for him.
"Please?" She said.
"No. I'm sorry, Celestia but, bestiality is illegal in all 50 states."
Thunderstorm got his modeling cement out and began gluing the bridge of the ship onto the top of the primary hull. That's when Celestia came over to him and put her head on his shoulder.
"What are you working on?" She asked him.
"I'm making a model of the starship Enterprise, Celestia. What does it look like to you?" He replied.
Celestia looked at Thunder's signed picture of Lauren Faust and said,
"Is that the creator?"
"The creat-... yeah, why?"
"Because she's pretty."
"I think she is. I've had a crush on her ever since my 14th birthday. I wrote her a letter a couple weeks back and she hasn't read it or replied. I don't think she ever will because, its fanmail and she probably doesn't like fanmail."
"Now why would you say that?"
"Because its probably true."
"I highly doubt it, T-storm. I get fanmail. I read it. I can't imagine anypony hating fanmail." Celestia said. " Did it have hurtful comments?"
"Well, if me saying I was devastated when she left My Little Pony is considered a hurtful comment then, yeah, it does."
"Well, I suppose many bronies felt the same way. She probably had other things to do or it was too much work."
Thunder pushed Celestia's head off of his shoulder and got up.
"Also, Thunder. You said you had a crush on her." Celestia used her magic to pick up the picture. "What do you find appealing in her?" She gave Thunderstorm the picture. 
"Well, her hair, for one, Its just... The color intrigues me. Is it red or is it brown? Also, her eyes. They're beautiful. I also know she has a husband but, I don't care. It makes me sad."
"Why?"
"I don't know why. Do I look like some sort of fucking genius?" 
"Language, Thunder."
"Yes, ma'am." Thunderstorm bowed his head.
Celestia turned toward the door and said,
"I have to be going."
Thunderstorm sat back down at the desk and placed Lauren's picture upon it.
"Alright, Celestia. You have fun." 
"I will." Then, she turned and left the room.
The sun had gone down and Thunderstorm was just now getting tired. He put the final touches on the primary hull and placed it back in the box. Then, he crawled in bed, shut the light off, and wen to sleep.